Alright Sup Forums hit me with your most offensive jokes
Alright Sup Forums hit me with your most offensive jokes
Justin Jenkins
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John Kelly
They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews.
Jackson Perez
Your mom
Charles Gutierrez
How do you get a jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.
Andrew Mitchell
How do you pick up hot girls at auschwitz?
With a dustpan.
Owen Harris
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
With a baseball bat.
Aaron Bailey
Wanna hear a joke?
"Feminism"
Luis Allen
What's got more brains than a Connecticut first grader?
The wall behind him.
Brayden Ortiz
What is white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.
What is black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Grayson Cox
You know what the first symptom of AIDS is?
A pounding sensation in the ass.
Nolan Morgan
What's black and white and red all over?
An interracial couple in a car crash.
Aiden Watson
No it's a newspaper.
James Nguyen
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Gabriel Taylor
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
Isaiah Thompson
A priest and rabbi see a boy walk by.
The priest says "i wanna fuck him"
The rabbi replies, "out of what?"
Parker Sanders
A zoophile, necrophilia, pedophile, and massochist are all in a prison cell together.
Zoophile: I wish I had a kitty in here to fuck.
Necrophile: I wish I had a dead kitty in here to fuck.
Pedophile: I wish I had a young dead kitty in here to fuck.
Masochist: Meow?
Kayden Hernandez
John Howard
>Why don't black people go on cruises?
>They ain't falling for that again
Daniel Green
What's the hardest thing about walking in a fed of dead babies?
My penis
Joseph Ward
>implying sandy hook actually happened
Hudson Russell
Funniest post in this thread
Evan Cox
What's the worst part about being a pedo?
Having to burp your girlfriend after each blowjob.
Jackson Diaz
you can laugh all you want, but i'm the real almighty god.