Well Sup Forums...I'm bored as shit in bed...laying next to the old lady...bored as shit...hating life with heartburn

well Sup Forums...I'm bored as shit in bed...laying next to the old lady...bored as shit...hating life with heartburn...

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take some antacids faggot then end your life.

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shitty titty thread?

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one to offset it.

Fuck her in ashsole

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Rip a massive fart then make bitch like your taint

dont enable him. just derail.

>didnt look b4 posting

diamonds

Heartburn is the pits, mate. Apple cider vinegar will alkaline your system.

more like coal.

>hating life with heartburn
huh. same here.

Eat dried almonds user, they should neutralize your heartburn. Dunno what to do about your ol' lady though, perhaps talk to her about you feeling bored and in need of some change.

>piss poor shit diet
stop eating WacArnolds and drink more water. being healthy is literally fucking easy as balls.

>posting seriously on Sup Forums
what has this world come to?

It's the next level of trolling, I actually take an interest in what op has to say and offer advice.
This trolls the trolls.

$5 her kids are half black

Stop saying literally... you sound like a fucking high school cunt. You sound like leafy is queer.

what you guys think?

>being normal
>trolling
my god, did i just wake from a 10 year coma? fuck this gay earth.

what ever you say dog, i said it once. that doesnt exactly qualify a sudden halt on the usage of the word.

>mfw literally

>sunny side up nailed to the wall
get some silicon up in that bitch.

Eh I just consider it me going full circle.
I've gotten to the point where trying to give people valid advice makes me happy for my own reasons.
And since it makes me happy, I do it.

gonna keep this bitch bumped for a while with dope autos.

1/883

at least drop a decent image with your "advice". lets try and keep this imageboard an actual imageboard, not just words.

fuck me.

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>vinegar
>alkaline
>5% acetic acid
>alkaline
>mfw

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New computer here, no folders whatsoever.

at least he got dubs.

oh balls, that sucks. you can borrow my externals. i got 2 1tb filled to the brim.

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To be honest, I never really got into making folders.
I save the occasional cool pic, but usually I prefer to talk if I post at all.

op here...my heartburn in full fuckin burn...

Did you eat some unsalted dried almonds?

You want tit?

I tried the almonds...the vinnigger...didn't work...gonna try baking soda...

you guys are boring. Sup Forums should stand for boring nowadays.

Make an investment into her tits

Go to a mexican market & pic up this shit. Mix with water & drink insta relief

Or a teaspoon of baking soda w/ water.
DO EET FGGT

You're proba having a heart attack.
Lol

Eat too cum again fagit?