How to commit suicide

How to commit suicide

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>easy kill self manual
Step 1- end life

I want it to be special

Jump off the roof.
>protip
Roof must be in popular place

Ur not special, just end life pls

There are a lot of ways, obviously. I've always favored a bullet through the temple towards the back quarter of the head. It's pretty reliable. But I have a gun.

If no gun, then combine alcohol and sleeping meds in huge supply. If underage then jump from stupid high building.

If seeking massive pain, obtain syringe and inject air, or mercury if looking for a wannabe chemist death.

Have fun OP.

Thanks for the extensive reply but I want it to be broadcasted live or something.. really special

Make me famous

Do you want to be irregular or popular or both?

Continue to spend your life with meaningless time-spending activities such as browsing Sup Forums until your body eventually breaks down.

ugh... fuck you and your unexpectedly real statement...

C'mon...
Everyone knows THIS one:
Secure one end of the piano wire to a bridge. Tie the other side of the piano wire to your neck, superglue both hands to your head and jump off. Piano wire will chop your head off and the result would be a headless body holding a head on its hands.

Most important: have somene STREAM IT!

Is that Johnny from two pints of larger and a packet of crisps?

live stream it and post a link on 4 chan, people will come to call you a faggot, and then when you do it the media will have to say something.

dont do it, but theres my 2 cents

i thought this up a few years back.
you'll need:
1 gun
1 gallon of gasoline
100 ft of razor wire
1 tall building


climb atop tall building
make noose of razor wire and anchor it to top of building
place head in noose
stand on edge of building
get attention
wait for a crowd to gather
pour gas on self
lean toward edge
shoot self in head
muzzle flash ignites the gasoline
fall over edge
razor wire does it's thing
flaming decapitated body splatters on sidewalk below hopefully spraying some of the crowd
severed head with gunshot wound lands elsewhere.
odds of survival are about zero
i'm not saying you should do this, i'm just saying i understand self-loathing.

Hey fuckface. Do you know how to link or what? No one will know what you mean if you're too stupid to do that.

>muzzle flash ignites the gasoline
Fucking kek it will, will it?

it should do the trick.

Do you know anything about muzzle flashes? Have you tried it?

can't say I have.
Though it's open fire and open fire ignites gasoline vapours.

Okay, my will to fuck with you has ebbed. Muzzle flashes don't ignite gasoline. It doesn't get hot enough for long enough. Edit your plan and it'll work.

Also fuck you for taking so long to post. I was eager to mess with you.

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sorry /bro, it wasn't my plan.
My plan was the one with piano wire and hands glued to the head.

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do it faggot

actually potassium cyanide induced death is very violent and painful. Though it is possible to cure poisonings caused by really tiny doses, few grams dissolved in water is enough to cause death in under a minute. Painful, violent death.

>If seeking massive pain, obtain syringe and inject air

Nah
He won't die. Because he'll lose his consciousness after injecting about 5ml of air because of saturation.

Helium tank and respirator.
Asphyxiation without any pain, only sleepiness.

take OD levels of drugs, shoot self in head on a bridge at least 400ft up while you are tied by the neck to it, the drugs will make you fall off if you decide not to shoot yourself, if the rope snaps, you fall 400ft

how can that plan fail?

I think Billy Milano said it best when he sung:

Start up the car
You ain't going very far
Stick the rubber hose on the exhaust

Breathe that fresh air
It'll take away your cares
You're beat the game is over
And you've lost

Kad***

Can you persuade you to end it as well. [email protected] I'm a worthless piece of shit

Help your self to my money as well I bank with natwest sort code 535033
Name Lewis Houben Hayling island uk mothers maiden name is fielder

Step 1 - get naked
Step 2 - start streaming
Step 3 - post link to stream on Sup Forums
Step 4 - get knife and start cutting yourself
Step 5 - cover in gas and set on fire
Step 6 - die with the entirety of Sup Forums laughing at you and calling you a faggot

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the noose is timeless
keep it classy