Let's get a SJW/Tubmlr/facebook cringe thread going

Let's get a SJW/Tubmlr/facebook cringe thread going

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These read like grade schoolers making up stories for creative writing classes. I doubt the people who post these even leave their homes.

This does sound like a grandpa story tbh

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Yup, you can always tell that these people have no idea what the real world is like and how people interact with each other

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come on, now

An oldie but a goodie.

Honestly though, do they expect people to believe them? Who TALKS like this?

This one makes me sad. How pathetic is someone's life to blatantly post shit like this on social media?

how can anyone think this is real...

I too would applaud when a morbidly obese person leaves the bus, but I never take the bus because I am not a degenerate.

I hope the people who made these stories die a very slow and painful death but then again they would just say how special they are for suffering so maybe just a toss of a tall building or a bullet to the brain whichever is more convenient at the time

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1/3

Nah man, these people are already so fucking pathetic and every second of their life is just emptiness and pain, and after all this SJW shit is through, we're going to have a generation that wants to die, even more than us

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If this was somewhat true..

>"preconceived notions about health"
There is no proof that being fat is a health risk, did u just assume my science?

222/33

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Dear God.

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>I never take the bus because I am not a degenerate.

why is this making me laugh this much

seemslegit.exe has stopped working

who the fuck drinks bottled water at a family dinner

What's really surprising is how "Porn Industry Inc" has their very own mafia

Oh my fuck

i cant tell if its real or not

at least write a believable fake ffs

I'd want Jesus to come to if I had some random chick throw up on me

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She went from really chipper and excited telling the story to ultra mega cunt so quickly and i think thats the funniest part

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How is this cringe, it's truly genuis.

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>150 likes
What the fuck?

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I'll save you some hard thinking and say that isn't. Nigga the guy has a Goku photo and is saying that animes are good. Don't you think it's a little biased?

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How the fuck do these retards get through their day with this little grasp on reality?????

lmfao why cant these cunts realize that this is why no one takes them seriously

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They get the gubment to pay for their food and rent.

>ask her to take another one

You can't make this shit up. Oh wait, you did.

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Cuz bus drivers totally do this every day

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thats just fucking funny

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yeah but i could have been some really ugly jap bitch right

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more like captain faggot

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"when you were cleaning your room, we were studying blade. When you were in school getting good grades, we were studying blade"

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The fucking "*drops the mic*" is just that cherry on top, like this ham planet thinks she just won every argument and no one can even compete with her.

Jesus fucking christ.

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Wait, they're trying to make us believe they had no idea they were buying a 50 inch tv?

im glad that shes leaving the gene pool

Didn't girl on the right mistook shampoo with *no hair no trouble* gel?

If someone does actually go Sniper Elite on Trump, this guy is going to jail.

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*Woman

you need to check your privilege cis male scum

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Oh yes the classic

While this option may be true, Goku guy said "this really hot japanese"...

I know beauty is subjective and we both may think that what is hot for him could be ugly as hell for us, but I'm trying to prove a point here man, you got to work with me.

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This just seems like japing.

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Why would you make up such a garbage lie? We won these in a sweepstakes, I bought one and got another as a gift, anything else. But no, your child put multiple tvs in your cart, and you didn't notice the extra $300ish on your purchase. That's believable.

yeah fair enough mate I agree with you

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KEK!

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I understand your frustrations young padiwan, but please attempt to relish in the fact that this type of cringe is self contained; nobody wants someone who tells them consensual sex is never consensual. I imagine her relationships, if any at all, last very very short.

thats awesome

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>babyself

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Barber: What'll it be?
Me: I don't want to work for a living
Barber: say no more

Well, imma just take a stretch and say that a lot of Japanese people reject the notion of "stay held up in your room and watch anime and play video games" Jap girls hate that shit, it's probably why their population is steadily declining, these nerds can't get fucking laid.

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I wish the names weren't blacked-out. I'd love to know what she named her fake "ignorant white guy" profile.

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