So what are you fags asking Santa for Christmas this year?

So what are you fags asking Santa for Christmas this year?

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For mommy to not drink so much :(

Dubs.

Apparently you've been a bad boy this year.

The courage to finally end my fuccin life. I mean that or some hot wheels.

Jesus m8, why don't u stick with the hot wheels

I want pictures of OP's mom.

Let's see, I'd like a few Yankee candles and some clothes. Going to get my boyfriend, mum, dad, and siblings something too not sure yet though

Post tits or Krampus visits you in your sleep tonight.

I'm a guy so I cant

Post asshole then or gtfo

Hell no, have a meme

The will of trying to restore and not to fuck up my social life. Or a Templar necklace, that'dbe awesome. Im a simple faggot

Fucking kek

I want a boyfriend

Things will work out for you, you've done well so far so don't give up hope.

I want a copy of battletoads

Well, thanks user, yeah shit is going pretty well

A sock full of coal.

Get rekt Santa.

i want santa to touch my peepee

The sweet release of death.

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Good shit, and I hope you get your Templar necklace. Happy holidays user

Santa says your boyfriend's penis will be satisfying but not boastful.
Your boyfriend will be "cute" but not "handsome."

DO YOU ACCEPT?

I want Santa to lick my asshole

That can be arranged

10/10 would kek again

Same fag

We all want that.

Really?

Hell yeah, my dad works at santas so I'll let him know

Good shit, thanks user.
And be sure to tell him I want his tongue so bad

Happy holidays you 2 user!

I want a tengu!

72 Virgins

D'awwwww, user :3

No problem at all, I'll let my dad know when he comes home, it's been a few years but he'll be back some day I hope! Haha

For my parents to be alive

I wish for a nice christmas day filled with awesome food and delicious beer.

And for a new year's eve with a bottle of Jagermeister.

one of those thick, juicy gloved fingers rammed up my asshole

For my dog to come back, he ran away last week and i keep having dreams about her

My dubs say your dog will be safe.

Let your dad know he can join in on the fun too! Fuck it, I'd you want, even you can

I can help you with that... I want Santa to lick mine, so close enough

please Daddy

Unlike last year, I cannot ask for Trump to be elected the leader of the sorry specimen currently pretending to be the remains of the usa....

Socks, this year, it is then.

I'll work on it user ;)

I agree

a great xmas gift would be finding this broads nudes

dallasnews.com/news/crime/2016/12/01/pastor-says-car-salesman-swiped-wifes-nude-photos-phone-sent-swingers-site

Shelby mustang, tyvm.

Bang son