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If Cersei is Bane, who'd be CIA, Batman, Talia and Catwoman?

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CIA would be CIA

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First for Stannis The Mannis

>TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR CITEH

CIA is CIA, Batman is either STANNIS or Jaime, Talia is Smelly Melly and Catwoman is Jon

lotta effort for a tired shitpost

how did clarke ever get the role?

That's what I like about Stannis. He's always defending the realm from those that would do harm.

NO THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

Season 7 somehow with 7 episodes has to stretch out the Westeros conquering and making alliances. Season 8 full on North getting fucked and fighting White Walkers, maybe even going to their home which we saw briefly like 3 seasons ago

Well done, Cersei, well done...

HOWEVER

Dikzukin

WILDFIRE CAN'T MELT STONE BEAMS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

reminder that dany is jons aunt

Can this show get even worse? Just how bad will S7 be?

wildfire was an inside job

Shortest lived meme ever

Can't wait till stannis comes back and save the fucking day. Stannis redemption arc is best arc.

By being cute maybe?

>Sansa thinking that one rape for ten thousand knights and your ancestral home is a fair trade
>she was at fault for the rape in the first place

I really wonder how much this whole thing is going to deviate from the books when it's all said and done. GRRM can say whatever the fuck he wants but I'm sure that he doesn't actually have that much planned, he probably just writes what he feels is right, many authors do that and I anyone that says they already knew "the whole story" as they started is probably a dirty liar. Chances are when Winds of Winter is finished he's just going to never give a fuck about the show anymore and we get a vastly different ending and plot in structure and atmosphere.

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Post yfw Dany x Jon

She was a shitty last minute replacement.

why didn't Jaime get the throne?

is it the "im a kingsguard meme"?

why does it go to the queen reagent? Shouldn't should be pressured to marry to produce sons?

but I guess since the Lannisters have already utterly BTFO all the other noble houses, there'd be no suitable suitor

>Eddard, The Quiet Wolf
>Brandon, The Wild Wolf
>Lyanna, The She-Wolf
>Benjen, The Wolf Pup

>Robb, The Young Wolf
>Jon, The White Wolf

Sansa, The ___________
Arya, The ___________
Bran, The ___________
Rickon, The ___________


fill in the blanks, wiki says The Winged Wolf for Bran but I don't remember that

that's not cute.

That's fucking terrifying

A reminder that Shireen is baseboard making Stannis a cuckold. This is why burning Shireen did nothing.

>Post yfw Dany x Jon

Why would she? Jon is a fucking traitor for declaring the North and the Vale independent of the Seven Kingdoms. She will kill that traitor soon.

Thats not gonna happen

She basically usurped it

she usurped it

it hasn't been proven that branns dick doesn't work and meera is there for fertilization

Jonsa is more than just spelled out.

This better be pasta.

>>Eddard, The Quiet Wolf

The stupid wolf you mean?

Sansa is the double-chin-wolf and Arya is the Goblin-wolf

Arya, The Wolverine Wolf

Sansa, The Raped Wolf
Arya, The Goblin
Bran, The Three-eyed Crow
Rickon, The Wolfed Wolf

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>Sansa not towering over the manlet.

That's more fantastical than Jonsa.

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He said he doesn't outline the story because he doesn't like to write if he knows what will happen every step of the way.

There is no way the end game will be exactly the same, and we really can't tell till atleast Winds of Winter is out and character arcs catch up. So many characters dead or actually do not exist in the show like Aegon

Yes, yes, well done, Cersei.

Well done, Cersei.

HOWEVER

>Bran, The Three-eyed Crow
You misspelled "cripple" somehow.

So WHAT WAS Margery's plan? I though she had a plan to somehow get Loras out WITHOUT him losing the titles and shiet. It the end it seemed her whole plan was to let them do their thing without Loras getting the sign on his forehead, but it happened anyway.. so she just though she was smart, but was retarded the whole time instead?

Rickon, The Shaggy Wolf

Since the reach is now declared for dany there kind of is no point for war any longer. Her only obstacle would have been the reachers and their big ass army but now all she has are a few bumps in the road.

If oleana was serious about supporting dany she could have already taken kings landing by now or at least besieged her. But I guess I'm supposed to assume the westerlands have enough men to defend the entire realm against an army 50X their power.

Dorne Reach alliance was a really stupid idea to put in so soon. Why couldn't we just have pretended for a second daenerys would have to fight to take want she wanted?

CIA

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>so she just though she was smart, but was retarded the whole time instead?

Describes the entire show in one sentence

The Crippled Three-eyed Crow-wolf

ep: 7
season: 6

Sansa the Skinned Wolf
Arya, the Lost Wolf
Bran, the Green Wolf
Rickon, The Wild Wolf

>At last, finally, we've truly become The Intro Sequence You Know The One Where They Pass All The Show's Locations of HBO's hit series, 'A Game of Thrones'

Daenarys is a distant Baratheon in the same way Robby used his descent from Targs to cement his claim to the throne

Tamzin Merchant

Honestly shes pretty shitty as well

Tamzin Merchant, the ugliest of Henry VIII's wives

I cried

;___; TT-TT

cuter than I could've imagined

I need a prequel series pham

10/10

8/10

Writers couldn't figure out what Margery's plan was so they just blew everyone up to end that plotline.

What's the next step of his master plan?

Ep: 6
Season: 4

>Daenarys is a distant Baratheon in the same way Robby used his descent from Targs to cement his claim to the throne

Yup, so any Stannisbros out there have to jump on the Dany train since she's now the one true Queen of Westeros.

Thanks for agreeing I guess, but its actually two sentences.

While it could be shit writing, characters thinking they're smarter and more powerful than they are and dying for it is a theme of the show.

Dear lord I'd take clarke over that any day. She's bad but that's just hideous.

Dodged a fucking bullet to be honest

No, it's one sentence with two clauses

Get Cersei killed and Loras pardoned, then destroy the Faith militant by withholding pussy from Tommen.

I think I'd rather keep Emilia.

> I though she had a plan to somehow get Loras out WITHOUT him losing the titles and shiet.

I think she had an agreement with Bernie about this but come the trial he decided to just go ahead and do his thing anyways, not much she could do then and there on the spot.

the most funny thing is that fa/tv/irgins expected dying and giving birth Lyanna to have makeup and be 10/10 like what the fuck no one on the verge of death after giving birth looks sexy

Why didn't Dany just arrest Yara and Theon, take their ships, and sail to the Iron Islands and marry Euron?

Maybe I'm retarded but why does everybody call Cersei 'Lannister" Isn't she Baratheon ?

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>this fucking song

Bad PR.

She's honorable

So what she whispered? "He is ....?" I guess targaryen or something?

There's only one way that could happen.

wtf, I love Emilia now.

Episode is 9/10 and season is 7/10.
Overall okay but I wish I hadn't known about the leaks. The Sand sneks made the early season shit.

Why does Yara think the Iron Islanders will accept her rule after Euron was democratically elected by them while she sold out their way of life to Dany?

the actual funny thing is that she's an ugly lazy eyed dago even in full makeup.

Weird how being ugly makes you ugly no matter what you're doing.

"He is Rhaegar's"

But we won't know that for another 5 epsiodes until Bran can tap into a tree with better audio, of course.

Anyone got the song for the Green Trial?

Waiting for salsa to heal her wounds in her anus and then he can fuck her in the ass.

She will. She wants the pussy, but needs the big cock.

You are retarded. You can't marry into the Royal House

Its two sentences, based on our grammar.

>She wants the pussy,

Why not keep Yara as a sex slave?

10/10

6/10

haha ikr 4/10 would not fuck

episode : 8
season 6

theyre both too flat, somber and morally centered for that to ever happen. There's no need to do it for political reasons since jon already got sworn in as king.
If any moral characters are going to engage in incest it'll probably be jon and dany.

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>Dany arrives in Westeros post-white walker invasion
>her fleet gets rekt by storms, she's the only survivor
>darkness everywhere, skittering noises heard in the bushes
>dany finds the citadel
>meets Sam, the only other survivor
>Sam uses his book learnin' to make her steam-punk power armour and repeating crossbows, flintlock weaponry
>Dany spends her life hunting down and murdering white walkers
>after dozens of years fighting she makes it to KL and heads into the throne room
>as she sits, she says to herself "I guess this is what it must mean, to play the game of thrones"
>fade to black

>Maybe I'm retarded but why does everybody call Cersei 'Lannister" Isn't she Baratheon ?

Women taking the surname of their humans only worked for those of less nobility than those marrying. Cersei was of House Lannister, and sine House Lannister was on par with House Baratheon, she kept her name.

Euron usurped power by killing Balon Greyjoy which he admits. If he hadn't killed Balon there wouldn't be any Kingsmoot. Killing your king is a crime.

7/10

6/10