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good old canada edition

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Moving to Toronto soon, what can I expect?

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dormer 2bh lads

just bought this

youtube.com/watch?v=TeARUFN6u4o

business idea: stop the banks from lending so much money, thus forcing house prices to be dropped

ahh yes the flag they voted against having

delete

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what argument are you trying to make?

of course he is

grim teeth

commiseration (You)s for the runts that posted a tad too late

had a nice dream involving a random female yesterday lads

MAN POO

They didn't vote.

First for multiculturalism

dunno mate not from canada

heard they have pajeets, pakis and jamaicans there so i guess it'll probably be like birmingham but a lot nicer

Monday tomorrow wageslaves; you're getting up early, right?

so la's

i thought professor x died in x-men 3

how did he come back?

Southern Ontarians outside of Toronto and the prairies wanting to nuke you.

Jews should all be kill....

reminder

A shitty hockey team, a shitty basketball team, a usually shitty baseball team

>that make up

hope she does porn

Teeth are fine. Not bleached American white which is not natural btw.

just made a sausage sandwich lads

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I found myself contemplating the sense of no purpose in life when NEET and now as a wageslave

FOY

Nuke me personally or nuke Toronto?
>yank sports
>me giving a shit
I'll become a diehard fan of Toronto fc though

Absolutely non-point you made in last thread. Value of land vs earnings massively in favour of Americans.

bit haram

I forgot about them
They're shitty too but they have a decent atmosphere at their home games

that black manlet in the last thread was a tad triggered lel

Might go for a drive
Might fix car first
Might smoke and do nothing

north american flavour of london and nyc mixed together

lots of nonwhites

answer me

just found some absolutely bizarre print out in my lounge lads

let me set the scene

>never had a gf
>dad killed himself a few years ago
>mum's had a few boyfriends since then but nothing came of it, single currently

so today she goes out and asks me to hoover the lounge, I was like yeah sure. So I'm hoovering away and these sheets of paper were just left on the table. They were print outs with just some sentences written. I start reading but they don't make sense, it just said random things like "relevance of Australia?" "A man with blue eyes and dark hair likes you" "you have irish blood" and shit

so I'm reading through a bit more and then it says "[me] is not gay. Will marry in late 30s to woman with dark hair, wants to live in London, you won't see him much" "[sister] will have 2 kids"

I'm like what the fuck is this all about, then I read the title and it says "reading 27.01.17" so I start putting 2+2 together and its clear she's gone for some sort of fucking psychic meeting

what a fucking nutcase, why couldn't I just have a normal family. Don't know whether she wanted me to see it or what, shan't be bringing it up with the weirdo

feel sore all over

fight me irl you paki

>multiculturalism doesn't wo-

How did you find this website?

HP?

>Stop being white

wtf greggs is iceland?

dont fucking reply to it

because when i was in college i was told about this super cool and secret internet club

women love that shit. they always swear the medium/psychic con artist is legit. love their astrology, their tarot cards, and other stupid shite

Does Tinder have some sort of algorithm where it first shows you people in your social class? Used to get loads of middle-class white girls with similar backgrounds to me, and now I'm going through lots of fat chavs and black girls, something's not right here.

Watching hp3. Daniel radcliffe is a bit hot. Dont think im a nonce, he must have been 16 by then.

Did it say if the Dark haired woman is cute?

You okay bruder?

why dont lefties like being reminded about this huge scandal that barely made it to national headlines?

Full of the old ennui

the algorithm tries to put girls likely to match with you on top based on who you match and who matches with you

would quite like an oriental lass to hoof me in the balls

No. It's a cooperation. Cooplands offer boxes of frozen pies/bakes etc in Heron for example.

why did your dad do a 'cide?

fucking pathetic, what a runt

unfortunately not. Not to happy that I'll only get married in my 30s, that's a bit far off innit

Sounds not so good

She's a coalburner lad.

>Using the old List

got called a racist in iceland(greggs)

You mean that thing that has been constantly in the news for years now?

bent nonce

y “Toronto” or “Ontario” and the immediate thought associations are with a somewhat blander version of North America: a United States with a welfare regime and a more polite street etiquette, and the additionally reassuring visage of Queen Elizabeth on the currency.

cristopher hitchens

>[me] is not gay.

need a rub down 2bh

Is it true everyone has a swimming pool in their back garden tho?

i don't envy any married man. marriage is a con

in the upper income suburbs its relatively common

*picks ur mum up in this*

I'm personally responsible for over 2 litres of rorke tears this weekend alone

>reassuring visage of Queen Elizabeth on the currency.
Big fan of this

long story, money trouble and crime (tax avoidance/ dodgy stuff involving property and insurance fraud I think), it all caught up to him and his "mates" turned on him, couldn't take the pressure of letting our family down and so just offed himself instead. I like to think that he did it so most of the debts he'd racked up and kept hidden would be wiped but he was probably just tired of it all

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terrible taste

foy

Interesting, that's probably why I always seem to get more matches at the start of a swiping session compared to later on.

Why? Canada is far to cold to warrant that.

let it all burn

just to let you know that the rotherham 12 isn't related to child abuse.

Oh shit I just realised that implies that his mom asked if he was gay, him getting getting married and having kids just adds to it.

Condolences user.

>n-no i'm the bigger britaboo
>no i am you dumb yank
>no you're the yank
>no YOU'RE the yank


SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU

>"relevance of Australia?"

>mom
fuck off yank

The redpill
Are Karen
youtube.com/watch?v=rlvMAS_20K4

she's on all the coins and the $20 bill, and our bills are all polymer

and most people use the tap function on their debit cards to pay for things. americans still use chip & pin and swipe lol
lol there are 3 months of summer where you can swim very comfortably, and most people heat their pools anyway

yeah can't say I'm too happy about that, cheeky bitch

>disliking a clean s-chassis
Son I don't know what we're gonna do with you
You're gonna have to find somewhere else to live

wow that sucks mate

youtube.com/watch?v=zzv4yjGgOPM

tune

>mom
foy

hello? is there a phil mccrevis there?

never reply to me again you odious little polyp

fuck off

go rob a shoe store or something

>Big L.jpg
>Clearly an R

American education ladies and gentlemen

Sorry chum, looks like your working class scum now. Did you not get your letter for her madge informing you?

Saw 190kg near the Uplands the other day. He's a bit chubby lol