good old canada edition
/brit/
Moving to Toronto soon, what can I expect?
dormer 2bh lads
just bought this
business idea: stop the banks from lending so much money, thus forcing house prices to be dropped
ahh yes the flag they voted against having
delete
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what argument are you trying to make?
of course he is
grim teeth
commiseration (You)s for the runts that posted a tad too late
had a nice dream involving a random female yesterday lads
MAN POO
They didn't vote.
First for multiculturalism
dunno mate not from canada
heard they have pajeets, pakis and jamaicans there so i guess it'll probably be like birmingham but a lot nicer
Monday tomorrow wageslaves; you're getting up early, right?
so la's
i thought professor x died in x-men 3
how did he come back?
Southern Ontarians outside of Toronto and the prairies wanting to nuke you.
Jews should all be kill....
reminder
A shitty hockey team, a shitty basketball team, a usually shitty baseball team
>that make up
hope she does porn
Teeth are fine. Not bleached American white which is not natural btw.
just made a sausage sandwich lads
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I found myself contemplating the sense of no purpose in life when NEET and now as a wageslave
FOY
Nuke me personally or nuke Toronto?
>yank sports
>me giving a shit
I'll become a diehard fan of Toronto fc though
Absolutely non-point you made in last thread. Value of land vs earnings massively in favour of Americans.
bit haram
I forgot about them
They're shitty too but they have a decent atmosphere at their home games
that black manlet in the last thread was a tad triggered lel
Might go for a drive
Might fix car first
Might smoke and do nothing
north american flavour of london and nyc mixed together
lots of nonwhites
answer me
just found some absolutely bizarre print out in my lounge lads
let me set the scene
>never had a gf
>dad killed himself a few years ago
>mum's had a few boyfriends since then but nothing came of it, single currently
so today she goes out and asks me to hoover the lounge, I was like yeah sure. So I'm hoovering away and these sheets of paper were just left on the table. They were print outs with just some sentences written. I start reading but they don't make sense, it just said random things like "relevance of Australia?" "A man with blue eyes and dark hair likes you" "you have irish blood" and shit
so I'm reading through a bit more and then it says "[me] is not gay. Will marry in late 30s to woman with dark hair, wants to live in London, you won't see him much" "[sister] will have 2 kids"
I'm like what the fuck is this all about, then I read the title and it says "reading 27.01.17" so I start putting 2+2 together and its clear she's gone for some sort of fucking psychic meeting
what a fucking nutcase, why couldn't I just have a normal family. Don't know whether she wanted me to see it or what, shan't be bringing it up with the weirdo
feel sore all over
fight me irl you paki
>multiculturalism doesn't wo-
How did you find this website?
HP?
>Stop being white
wtf greggs is iceland?
dont fucking reply to it
because when i was in college i was told about this super cool and secret internet club
women love that shit. they always swear the medium/psychic con artist is legit. love their astrology, their tarot cards, and other stupid shite
Does Tinder have some sort of algorithm where it first shows you people in your social class? Used to get loads of middle-class white girls with similar backgrounds to me, and now I'm going through lots of fat chavs and black girls, something's not right here.
Watching hp3. Daniel radcliffe is a bit hot. Dont think im a nonce, he must have been 16 by then.
Did it say if the Dark haired woman is cute?
You okay bruder?
why dont lefties like being reminded about this huge scandal that barely made it to national headlines?
Full of the old ennui
the algorithm tries to put girls likely to match with you on top based on who you match and who matches with you
would quite like an oriental lass to hoof me in the balls
No. It's a cooperation. Cooplands offer boxes of frozen pies/bakes etc in Heron for example.
why did your dad do a 'cide?
fucking pathetic, what a runt
unfortunately not. Not to happy that I'll only get married in my 30s, that's a bit far off innit
Sounds not so good
She's a coalburner lad.
>Using the old List
got called a racist in iceland(greggs)
You mean that thing that has been constantly in the news for years now?
bent nonce
y “Toronto” or “Ontario” and the immediate thought associations are with a somewhat blander version of North America: a United States with a welfare regime and a more polite street etiquette, and the additionally reassuring visage of Queen Elizabeth on the currency.
cristopher hitchens
>[me] is not gay.
need a rub down 2bh
Is it true everyone has a swimming pool in their back garden tho?
i don't envy any married man. marriage is a con
in the upper income suburbs its relatively common
*picks ur mum up in this*
I'm personally responsible for over 2 litres of rorke tears this weekend alone
>reassuring visage of Queen Elizabeth on the currency.
Big fan of this
long story, money trouble and crime (tax avoidance/ dodgy stuff involving property and insurance fraud I think), it all caught up to him and his "mates" turned on him, couldn't take the pressure of letting our family down and so just offed himself instead. I like to think that he did it so most of the debts he'd racked up and kept hidden would be wiped but he was probably just tired of it all
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terrible taste
foy
Interesting, that's probably why I always seem to get more matches at the start of a swiping session compared to later on.
Why? Canada is far to cold to warrant that.
let it all burn
just to let you know that the rotherham 12 isn't related to child abuse.
Oh shit I just realised that implies that his mom asked if he was gay, him getting getting married and having kids just adds to it.
Condolences user.
>n-no i'm the bigger britaboo
>no i am you dumb yank
>no you're the yank
>no YOU'RE the yank
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU
>"relevance of Australia?"
>mom
fuck off yank
The redpill
Are Karen
youtube.com
she's on all the coins and the $20 bill, and our bills are all polymer
and most people use the tap function on their debit cards to pay for things. americans still use chip & pin and swipe lol
lol there are 3 months of summer where you can swim very comfortably, and most people heat their pools anyway
yeah can't say I'm too happy about that, cheeky bitch
>disliking a clean s-chassis
Son I don't know what we're gonna do with you
You're gonna have to find somewhere else to live
wow that sucks mate
>mom
foy
hello? is there a phil mccrevis there?
never reply to me again you odious little polyp
fuck off
go rob a shoe store or something
>Big L.jpg
>Clearly an R
American education ladies and gentlemen
Sorry chum, looks like your working class scum now. Did you not get your letter for her madge informing you?
Saw 190kg near the Uplands the other day. He's a bit chubby lol