I've lost control of my life

I've lost control of my life

>tfw had to get up to piss
I was so comfy lads, now I don't think I'll be able to go back to sleep

Woke up an hour ago choking on vomit, can't get back to sleep, esophagus burns

Tell me a story Sup Forums

Why were you choking on vomit? drink yourself to sleep again?

What did you try and OD on?

>tfw 21 years old
>tfw dropped out of college last year
>tfw no longer a child
>tfw live in parents basement with absolutely no friends
>tfw have horrible anxiety that I have too much fear of getting help for
kill me

start going to the gym
it helps with your mindset

if it doesn't you can at least be a ripped sad neet

Those aren't stories

I do go to the gym since I have absolutely nothing to do all day and I live a 2 minute walk away from a gym. I've been going for months now and I barely get any muscle growth because I don't eat enough. I only go to the gym so I don't get fat.

hey same position as you but I'm 25

welcome to your future

Story A: How I ruined someone's life and how it's driving me to suicide

Story B: The time I almost got killed by a dude for sleeping with his wife

Choose A or B

Story A

Jokes on me, they're the same story.

I guess I'll choose B

story A. I'm making popcorn

...

>fresh out of high school, moving from alaska to arizona tomorrow
Any suggested methods of suicide?

this happens to me all the time, drink some milk, it makes the taste and burn go away.

you're doing it wrong then
>i don't eat enough
>i go to not get fat

???

>tfw you have to get 3k calories and over 100g of protein everyday to make progess
>you can't

Heat stroke

You guys don't get it, he fell in love with another mans wife, they banged, the husband found out and nearly killed the wife, she is now a potato and he is sad to death. Same story

Literally everything the same as you but I got a job in January, i'm about to quit though because i barley have free time anymore plus i've been putting on weight because Im not working out like i used to back when all i did was stay home all day, i already have enough money saved up where i can fuck around nearly 7 months without a job..

I'll just go back to school next semester (mainly for the hoes) and try to find a career that's not shitty and pays better than what I get now.

Shouldn't fuck another guy's wife

life is nothing more than constantly trying to find
ways to distract yourself from how meaningless and pointless it all is

fuck you
I came here to laugh not feel