Secrets thread

Secrets thread

I went to my Local ABS got my dollars out picked a booth and sat down dropped my pants and greased up my dick then I reached into my coat pocket and took out the huge log of shit(in a paper towel) I expelled this morning I stuffed it in my mouth and began to jerk off I pushed my door open a bit and soon someone was peeking in I pushed it open farther so he could see me clearly sucking the shit and stroking my dick I had no need forcontact as I was almost cumming from just being watched sucking my shit log and jerking off soon a small crowd was watching(about 3 or 4 guys) I was rubbing shit into my nipples and licking at the loaf in my hand one guys gioes , What is that in your mouth, SHIT!!! well he went to the attendent and must have told about the shitpig in booth 7 soon the girl(about 19 or so, kinda fat and ugly, a lesbian I believe) throws my door open there I am cock in hand, turd in mouth and smeared on my nipples orgasm swelling out of me, squirting all over myself she stares at me for a second before calling me a nasty motherfucking pig orders me out stands to watch while I get dresses , wrap up the turd and head for the door she tells me to NEVER NEVER come back but the thrill was complete, I got to eat shit and jerk off for a group , including a female the excitment will drive my mastabatory fantasies for years!!!! I loved it , never has anything so hot ever happened to me Thanks for reading

Fag

Been fucking my sis in law for about 5 years now.

Pics

I'm gonna ask for photography equipment on xmas so I can take high quality trapping pics for Sup Forums

:p

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I create YLYL threads on a semi regular basis and begin posting 'naners myself after about 5 minutes

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I hate Sup Forums, but I can't stop.

I regularly ruined threads with Baneposting, because it makes me happy.

god speed, user

So... Yea. I messaged a girl I am interested in today, and the maybe 10 minutes later my car shit it's self. Transmission is probably KIA

Hopefully not a bad omen as to what will happen with her. But still.

Currently sitting on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck.

I'm so clumsy I may have severed a nerve while attempting to trim my pubic hair with scissors. Ever since that day it has become more difficult to achieve and maintain an erection.

Femanon here

When I was 18 I had sex with a 52 year old and a 47 year old. I told both of them I was 13 (I look young for my age) and they still fucked me and I think that's the reason they wanted to fuck me

every time i stay at my friends i have the biggest urge to feel him up in his sleep but im too pussy

im the reason why my high school started putting locks on the computer cases in the computer lab.

i was desperate for money back then so i sold computer parts

story?

Over a month ago now, I kissed a 15-year old girl.

I like you. Did you tell them you were 13 to try to stop them, to see what they would do, have an age play fantasy, or realizing your own hebephile/pedo tenancies?

The skin on my dick ended up dry as fuck the last time I had sex. All sorts of friction sores and splits and stuff. The proceeding couple of weeks, the fap sessions turned my dry as fuck cock into some sort of blood stained horror show. I still fap at least once a night event though I bleed in about 5 or 6 different places, including the helmet. Somehow the pain makes it extra sensory, but the comedown from it is awful. Blood and semen should never really mix.

tits or gtfo, you revolting cunt

i want to have sex with mari.

TITS pls

Well. I messaged her asking how her first shifts were with the FD.

Waiting on a reply, fuck knows how busy she actually is today.

Definitely to see what they would do, along with some of my ageplay fantasies. It was worth it tbh.

Posted one of the best people I know on Sup Forums

And now I regret it and feel like shit

mi niece is my daughter.

im the guy who was the reason they put locks on the computer cases at school. they never found out it was me. made a few thousand from the parts i stole

This was kinky, i like you too

i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.

What part of the computer? Ram sticks for example are cheap.

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I too have an age play fantasy as well; I'm also a hebephile. My insta is bazelrivers. I want to hear more about this.

Greentext me a story bro, I like this.

everything. this was back in the days of pentium processors

When I was 13 I was molested at the babysitters by another kid, a 15 year old girl.

We played doctor in the basement and she made me finger her.

I want to be molested like that again.

thats not being molested. thats a good time

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Oh I agree completely, but I would say it's technically being molested.

It was awful, I let it happen 20, 30 times.

u boy? was she hot?

You look 23 but, since you said you look younger, I'll guess high and say 27. Am I close?

This is not 'nam, cumdumpster. This is Sup Forums. There are rules.

yeah i'm male

No, she wasn't particularly hot but she wasn't fat so i didn't much care.

She made me actually "play doctor" though, wear an old stethoscope that was in the toy box, found some rubber gloves, she'd call me doctor etc.

I'm 35 now and it's the kind of shit I'd pay a hooker to do lol

Turning 28 in February, so spot on!
No

hey its that or nothing

Shut up, guy. She has an age play fetish and I want to hear all about her sexual peculiarities — they're fascinating.

Yeah problem now is of course that I'd still want her to be 15, or pretend she is.

That probably costs extra lol

Get your tits out, or gtfo, you revolting whore

Nice! I'm 31 btw. I've had a thing for girls around 12 ever since I was like 5. I started noticing it being a potential problem in my late teens, I was racked with guilt in my early and mid 20's, and I finally accepted it in my late 20's as a part of who I am. I always thought age play would be a good way to safely satiate that peculiar desire.

Have you engaged in any kind of age play since? How do you perceive that sexual encounter so many years later (abused, enjoyed it, etc)? Do you have any other fetishes?

When I was 17 my 14 year old step sister used to sneak into my room late at night and give me handjobs.

You'd look good in my cage in the desert, you disgusting slagheap.

i just recently started a workout routine, but i worry about making gainz because eating lots of good food is expensive and i don't get much sleep.

I don't think it's that big of a deal tbh, but I could see why you were racked up with guilt. As long as no one is abused, it's all cool.

I've done age play with two exes since then. Mostly rp'ing a lot younger, like 5-9. That encounter was perhaps my favorite, definitely enjoyed the hell out of. I still masturbate to the memories. Fetishes... pretty much anything. I'm pretty fucked up, but I like it. (Not kidding, even scat)
No

back when i was in 11th grade my school had a share drive that allowed you to edit other people's work. i messed with so many projects. the biggest was for an anti drug power point. up on the 45 foot projector screen was a naked Gardevoir. the next day you cant edit other people's projects

I'm 15 and want to bang a guy in his 20's.. I want it rough, pinning down and all :))) it's my fantasy anyway

I'm a security guard a place that requires you to leave your phone at the front desk and when attractive women leave their purses and phones a network of us rifle through their shit and steal nudes and credit card info.

yeah as if women leave nude pictures of themselves in their purses

goddamn youre lucky, i wish my regular sister did this with me when i was young

I'm definitely looking forward to hear all about them if you still wanted to DM me on insta. My fetishes are:

5. Filtering porn to look artistic
4. Redheads
3. Exhibitionism / Agoraphilia (Outdoor)
2. Urophilia (Pee)
1. Hebephilia (Early Adolescence)

I wish I knew an age appropriate female willing to pee outside and pretend she was a preteen in real life, something you'd seem to be cool with. I'm sure you make a lot of dudes happy.

Are you a femanon and is your name Maddie?

they leave their phones in their purses

"SUPERFOODtm" and that hipster organic shit is expensive.
Veggies, chicken, Rice, blackbeans, most spices aren't.

You'll get through it buddy, Even if you just ditch the shit like Softdrink and candy you'll notice an improvement.

Experiment with your spices, watch your sodium. You'll be fine. just stick with it

It was pretty fun, I've posted the story before.

Do you two still have sexy time with each other, no but casually bring it up and joke about it, or is it awkward and you avoid it?

One time in when I was in High school I arrived early to first period Drafting and decided to turn on this black kids computer. I slipped in a floppy and downloaded a very graphic threesome of two women and a man doing each other on a billiards table. I set it as his wallpaper and turned off his monitor. I went back to my computer and sure enough he came in and turned on his monitor and saw the porno. He was confused all while two Chinese girls also saw it and went to tell the teacher. Teacher comes in and asks him about it. He's speechless and gets an in school suspension hahaha I felt a little bad but he was used to the suspensions so I stayed quiet.

Filtering porn to look artistic is really interesting. Never thought or heard of anything like it! I recognize Jordyn, she's cute.

Yeah I'd definitely be cool with that. Most of the guys I meet are pretty vanilla so ehh I don't bother most of the time anymore

I've been smoking weed with my buds for the past few weeks.

thanks mang
the issue of sleep still worries me though. i'm one of those shitheads who likes getting up early but also staying up late. this results in getting an average of about 4 hours per night.

That's a shame. Your tallents and desires can be put to good use.

Know-it-alls are the worst thing thats ever happened to humanity, in the history of this planet. I hate them with a passion, which in turn makes me hate entire generations because both boomers AND millennials act as though they know everything there is to know about any subject they could possibly be presented with.

And thats just fucking wrong. You don't know everything, you never WILL know everything, and acting like you DO know everything makes you sound like a dumb cunt. Everyone knows you're bullshitting to bolster your own ego and its the most unattractive thing I've ever seen you do.

I fucking hate all of you for your arrogance, and for your blatant idiocy. And I fucking hate how you try to one-up everyone with your bullshit factoids, and I hate how you fact check during every goddamn conversation. If you don't know something, fucking admit it and shut the fuck up. And don't try to CONDESCEND while you flounder for shit to say that sounds feasible. Go fuck yourselves, YOU are the fucking problem.

No I see her maybe once a year now, she's married. Never talked about it after it happened.

Was it a 3 way or two separate times?

Pics?

Story? Pics?

Did you have sex or engaged in any sexual intercourse? How was your relationship with her? I immagine you don't have the same discussions with someone so much younger than you as you do with someone around your age.

I think it's a deep rooted issue, maybe insecurity that drives them to be like that

Find that girl gain and you can probably do it for free. Unless she is a hooker now.

The use of ":)))" indicates Eastern Europe. Romanian, by any chance?

But this..wide-spread (for lack of a better word)?
Its like a phenomenon sweeping the nation. Like a deep rooted issue is one thing, for an individual. But on this massive of a scale? This kind of uniformity across the board has to be something else. I don't know if its social media, or if its the internet making every answer readily available or WHAT. But if I don't know something, I just say "I don't know" and move on. And then I read up on it later in my spare time, to learn. Not to make myself feel smart or superior.

The people I respect the most are the people I meet who are brave enough to just say, "I don't know". Humility is the most attractive trait in human beings right now, because we see it so rarely. That fucks me up, because I LOVE to learn new things but when I admit that I DONT know something, everyone and their fucking mother has to tell me why I'm wrong and most times they're condescending with INCORRECT information to boot.

Just say it. JUST SAY "I dont know". Be big enough to fucking admit it. Not petty enough to pretend its not true.

> Dated a lady for a few years,
>She gets diagnosed with borderline early into the relationship
>"Whatever baby i love you everything's been fine so far"
> Give her extra leeway with some stuff because its not entirely her fault.
> She takes advantage of it
> I get depressed and stressed out from the holy trinity of Work, Homelife, Lovelife all getting rough.
> Relationship becomes Emotionally Abusive
> I endure.
> One day, crack the shits with my housemates and move out,
> Experience a moment of clarity,
> Quit job and dump girlfriend.
> Life is getting better but...
> Now have anxiety issues at work and in social situations.
> Was Alienated from a lot of my friends because she would get jealous i was spending time with them, haven't been able to re-connect.
> 3 years without speaking to her
> I'm mostly better, a Quieter less social person but im doing okay.
> Get a message from her
> She apologies for everything she did, Names some specifics and calls the old relationship abusive
> She wants to catch up.
> She's coming around today.
> My Dick has been diamonds the last 3 days thinking about the sex we used to have.
> I am going to have no chill

Okay, if you're in this the long haul.
start Pushing it out in 20 minute intervals.
Like goto bed 20 minutes earlier and stick to the sleep routine.
After 3 nights Add another 20 minutes.
Slowly start to push that out,
You gotta be damn religious with this until it becomes the norm though.
If you are on the computer or your phone right up until you sleep, Spend that 20 minutes in sorta a wind down mode without looking at screens,
Maybe Brushing teeth or picking out clothes or making lunch for the next day.
Something simple.

Use lube you fucking degenerate.

Kek. Nice digits and nice trolling.

holy shit i didnt see that. thanks

My secret is I've never gotten doubles in my life, ever.

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thanks champ

it was similar to this picture

My wifes sister got drunk at a party at our house a couple of years ago, took off her top and was parading around showing everyone her tits.

My wife got pissed and told me to take her to the guest room and put her in bed.

Drunk sister in law sucked me off, then passed out.

I was drunk too, hoped she wouldn't remember it.

She did, texted me a couple days later about it.

She's done it several times since then usually when at family functions. I think the risk of getting caught turns her on. Me too I suppose.

pic related, its sis in law

Could there be any way that this could theoretically backfire?

I sent a girl I am interested in "So... How was the first shift with the fire department?"

Shouldn't have any issues, but never know really.

This sounds hot but next time go for her daughter. She's a bit too old for me to fap to this story now and you really should consider my masturbatory needs the next time you engage in extra marital affairs.

kekkd

Daughter is 15, give me a couple of years.

Congrats B/ro

I jerked off to that thread of the stripper who wanted attention earlier today.

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I'm broke as fuck can any user donate like 20?

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Send her this way if she's hot. I can teach her so now so she is ready for you. Got pics of dau?

It's not a girl. If it was she'd time stamp. But she won't. Because she is a he. And that pic is not really the person posting. Dumbass fucking pleb.