Why does the guard know you, user?
What crimes have you done?
Why does the guard know you, user?
Isaac Gutierrez
Caleb Jones
I didn't seed
Landon Gomez
i took an arrow to the knee
Thomas Richardson
I revealed to everyone that OP is gay.
Nolan Gray
I let the redguards in windhelm
Leo Thomas
It. Was. Just. A. Chicken.
Gabriel Murphy
fucked a dead woman
Brody Turner
I shot that nigger in the knee
Julian Jones
i posted a banana in a ylyl thread
Eli Jones
I butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm also wanted in Nevada for banging horses.
Leo Kelly
i fucked a homosexual
Dylan King
I am one.
Jaxon Martinez
Oh you watch my cam show?!
Colton Thompson
Actually just started a new necromancer playthrough with lots of Sexlab mods. Got raped by an argonian and then killed him. Guards didn't approve.
Benjamin Nguyen
wow... how do i do that?
Thomas Ward
I touched a potato while I was in Imperial City.
Dominic Adams
Plucked a fucking flower.
Jacob Sanders
I'm a centrist. I kill any guard/soldier I see.
Benjamin Cooper
Stole without knowing
Aiden Wood
>that shouting is making people nervous
Blake Cox
I'm a FUCKING STRAIGHT WHITE MALE
Aiden Morales
Systematically executed every single Thalmor I came across.