Anyone else use the John Green book character method to get pussy?
>Target a NEET or Introverted Girl either online or irl >Flirt with her by breaking the ice with some random word or phrase >Dress like either a greaser or a trendy nerd >Have an autistic quirk like putting cigarettes in your mouth or playing with a rubix cube >Make every conversation about your role or their role in the universe >Say that what society does is bullshit >Tell her about how much you just want to 'exist' together with her >Take her on a first date to a hill or a building and say some cheesy shit about how looking at it changes your perspective on life >Buy vinyl records and hipster shit to put in your room >Play Bowie, Zappa, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan or some other modern band like The Mountain Goats or Tame Impala >Lay in bed with her and bullshit for a few until she cracks some shit joke >Womenarefunnygetoverit.mkv >Go in for the kiss as she's laughing at herself >Touch her cheek and shit. >Fuck her and kiss her neck and all that jazz >When she leaves delete her number and block her on all social media
If not, what do you do to get hipster ass?
Kevin Flores
Fucking kek
William Harris
>kids trying it implement teen fiction into their actual lives
Oh god it's middle school all over again. Good luck OP.
Mason Davis
It's already worked with a few girls at my school. Especially the ones with godawful memes as their profile pics and every picture on their insta. They eat that lovey dovey shit up.
Parker Torres
Why don't you try the Bible character method of nailing yourself to a piece of wood and fucking dying?
Xavier James
that's pretty much me, except that i have decent musical taste and instead of buying useless stuff i buy musical instruments
Eli Powell
Don't forget looking out to the ocean on a winter's day, holding hands, and whispering ''It's you and me. From here on out. We'll face it together''
She'd probably even toss your salad for that kind of romantic shit
William Gomez
kek
Benjamin Rodriguez
You fucking know it. Try messaging a girl "Hey, I usually don't like, say this to people, but I'd just love to spend an afternoon with you in bed, eating pizza and watching netflix while we cuddle in matching snuggies."
Guitar Bro is the best
Elijah Moore
Femanon here. I know girls who would squirt thinking about that.
Gabriel Stewart
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Carson Harris
tits or GTFO
Joshua Sullivan
man how easy is it to do this?
Jason Murphy
this
Isaiah Long
lol
Hudson Moore
lmao fine
Nathan Wilson
9/10
WOULD SUCK
Brandon Stewart
OP here. Not that much time at all really.
Isaiah James
If you can fog a mirror and feign interest in another human being you can get laid. I've been doing similar minus about half of it. Getting laid is not hard even if you're autistic. You'd have to be some sort of really gross cuck or Sup Forumsack that says socially unacceptable shit in public not to get laid these days. Introverted girls are actually hard-mode for getting laid unless they're super desperate.
Jackson Robinson
Lmao well if you want to why don't you try acting like a vlogbrother
Isaiah Moore
OP here. Its not that hard lol
Gavin Ortiz
So I'm guessing his book was shit? Was it one of those books where the protagonist a thinly veiled version of the author, except their life is all deep and cathartic. Also I'm guessing protagonist was a nerd who gets laid being a sensitive caring introvert.
Kevin Cooper
considering that's about 70% of all books I'd say it's a safe bet.
Jose Rogers
We say this about Britfag universities. It's kind of impossible to go to a university here and not get laid unless you are physically deformed or have no genitalia
Jayden Ramirez
I'm the actual OP here, fag.
Michael Edwards
Lol, pretty much. John Green is the worst author since Dan fucking Brown
Daniel Foster
lol this faggot actually paid for a pass
Luke Jones
really going for the low hanging fruit there?
Jaxson Kelly
How can you tell?
Josiah Baker
It depends on the girl. I personally enjoy 7/10 asian girls because you can sense the desperation in their voices anytime you talk to them. Their "friends" judge them and they know it. They just need a man to make them feel like they aren't just another pretentious quiet cunt tumblrina
Jason Bennett
Woah! Good Morning John it's friday! I didn't know you went on Sup Forums, you glasses wearing manchild
Nolan Ward
That's more to do with British girls being heavy drinkers than anything else
Carson Wright
Asians are kinda difficult largely depends on the field they're in but the bar is overall higher for them. I was talking about Dan Brown being low hanging fruit you obvious hipster you.
Adrian Rivera
Oh, then never mind. I'm glad you aren't defending the guy I wish would crash course into a fucking wall and die like Paul Walker.
Blake Perry
Asians for me are easier mostly because I send them shit memes, and I'm biracial so girls already are predisposed to me. Ain't instagram posts a wonderful thing?
Nolan Kelly
college girls are heavy drinkers. You tried eating out on Friday can't go anywhere without seeing a gaggle of them screaming at each other thinking it's normal conversation volume and falling out of their chairs because they're too drunk to sit.
Liam Ross
This is the first thread I've seen aside from the occasional music thread where anyone has acknowledged that the Mountain Goats even exist
John Roberts
You're going for the wrong crowd. Try the coffee bar girls with tumblr glasses and colored hair. Activate their pansexuality (desperation for any attention by either men or women).
Gavin Ward
ah well that's you in. I typically have to woo asian girls with something like my /po/ related stuff or my beetle collection. (have a lot of typically asian dominated hobbies)
Michael Lee
Most chicks have never heard it, so I use it as an advantage and a conversation starter.
Lucas Robinson
I didn't say they're desirable just saying collage girls drink, too much even. I can't stand the scawky drinky type myself I just see them fucking everywhere.
Jaxon Powell
I mean I have too but not as some obvious ploy. JD is unironically my favorite musician. His novel wasn't bad either.
Sebastian Young
Nice! Oh! And get a basic knowledge of k-pop and j-pop. That shit comes in handy alot. Also do a gay accent whenever you're complimenting them on their outfit or their hair. Instant laugh, and they think you're Louie Goddamn CK if you do it alot.
Another tip I should share is educate yourself on early 2000s kids movies to quote in the middle of conversations.
Mason Wood
they're like bright eyes in the sense they're an excellent band but most dudes who listen to them or say they do are just looking to get laid.
Leo Brown
Same here. Ever since I heard No Children in Morel Orel a few years back, I've loved them.
Jackson Wood
No, they're legit good, but they're like, Childish Gambino good. You can listen to Childish Gambino for pussy, or for your own enjoyment.
Nathan Collins
that's how I found them too. Probably still one of my favorite songs.
Daniel Wilson
>implying i get ass
Jackson Hernandez
Same breh. I wish I had found out earlier about em. They don't come through Ohio often enough so I've had to go out of state the last few tours
Aiden Martinez
I've tried to develop a persona to get girls, 3 or 4 times in my life and the only thing I can say is, it isn't worth it...you will end up bored and hating her for falling for such stupid "guy".
I think that's why people say just be yourself I've stopped with it and I feel really better now...even not fucking anyone in more than a year
Leo Gutierrez
did I say they weren't good?
Owen Long
checked and also try doing this:
Friendzone them.
They'll be taken aback and you'll establish dominance in the relationship because you're the one who's kinda into her, not the other way around. Tease her and she'll get closer. Text her about your day and different girls, then when you can't get laid one night, she'll be there.
Wyatt Lee
My friend actually went out and had his copy of Talahassee signed.
Eli Young
>I think that's why people say just be yourself the only people who say this don't have your best interest in mind. They want to see you fail because it makes them feel good. No one but jesus ever got anywhere by being themselves.
Hudson Lewis
Op here. It gets tiring and usually I fall into a deep depression afterwards too. I just feel bad and to anyone who wants to do this, you'll have to pass a few moral barriers.
Thomas Phillips
I'm the actual fag here, OP
Dylan Hill
Nice. I still find it interesting how actually diverse the fans are, both in age and in type of person. This should just be a goats thread now
Jaxon Butler
Whatever you say, man. Oh! Why don't you give me some advice? I'd love to hear from you.
Adrian Gray
if you are colorblind, dont eat any snow at all
Sebastian Barnes
in all my years on 4chins I think that's the first time anyone's questioned OP's dick sucking supremacy.
Jackson Morales
No man, give me some advice as to how you do it! How do you get pussy like that man?
Robert Cooper
it's about 3:1 that she would anyway if you're clean and turn her on.
Landon Wilson
>4chins
Kill yourself redditor.
Christian Sanders
Fuck :/
Oliver Collins
>not knowing the copypasta that's referancing kill yourself newfag
Logan Edwards
I approve! Mountain Goats Appreciation thread
Logan Diaz
>referancing >ancing
An hero pls
Colton Bailey
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Jacob Roberts
She would let you fuck her like a pig if you did that
Carson Jackson
last time i "got pussy" was shortly before i broke up with the only girl that ever loved me, so now i only get grinded up animal pussy in the burgers that the middle eastern men deliver to my door.
Ryan Bell
There's a fine line between being yourself, and being who you want people to see you as. Try the latter.
Sebastian Gonzalez
The John Green Method works! Try it!
Sebastian Cook
>being a grammar and spelling nazi and accusing other people of being redditors. cut off your dick and kill yourself.
Easton Edwards
My favorite song seems to change every time I hear JD talk about the thoughts and story behind his stuff, so my current favorite after the one a couple months ago is either Steal Smoked Fish or Isaiah again
Before that it was either White Cedar or Never Quite Free. Or Tyler Lambert's Grave
Asher Nguyen
I'd do it if I had one :3
Noah Peterson
>like tame impala and floyd >everyone thinks its hipster bullshit >i just like the sounds and shit
Brandon Miller
what if small dingus??? culd it stel work???
Tyler Parker
It's fine if you do. Just don't be surprised if some smooth talking young hipster seduces you with his taste in music
Henry Lee
Learn how to eat a girl out and she'll prefer you over some GED nigger with an 8 inch that won't go near her pussy without puking.
Chase Evans
you think john green has a big dingus? If I was putting money on it. I'd put $100 on less than 5.5''
Nathan Taylor
Plus, blacks in general don't listen to white people music that she likes.
Carson Edwards
nice of you to encourage me, but thanks no thanks
Justin Jones
Hey man, you'll be okay. I've gone through the same thing and I wish you the best of luck in getting back out there
Easton Walker
And what white tumblrina would take daddy's subaru that he bought for her to the ghetto? White chicks like the minorities that they don't really see like muslims.
Jack Bailey
Made me kek
Christopher Foster
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Asher Williams
is this an actual method or more "we make fun of people who resemble us 4 or so years ago so we can feel like better more special people for it" threads?
Luis Thomas
I wouldn't say only a moral barrier but it's really sad to see how despicable you must be when just a change in the way of speak and act make you go from a social deviant to a desirable man in the eyes of society
Xavier Richardson
I still put on the act so I can get laid. This is just a random Mountain Goats/Advice thread
Parker Butler
It's just playing the game, man. It's what girls like. It sucks and you feel terrible, but fuck me if it isn't true.
Lucas Mitchell
this, it's mostly fantasy. Mudsharks are as rare as they are tragic. (works both ways think about it) where does the act end and you begin? You probably don't even know. You're mocking yourself as you live it because you think it somehow makes you immune to the criticism.
Charles Taylor
Jesus, you really hit home with that. But, pussy and attention are powerful things worth sacrificing for. Especially in trying times such as these.
Zachary Gutierrez
It's weird how overblown the whole "pathetic beta whites get their women taken by blacks" is on here. That shit never happens, and if it happens to you, then you were dating a fucking whore that never loved you and you need to get over it.
Jordan Cooper
Well, I know, that's why I've given up...maybe I try again in the future but for now I'm ok with being alone
Isaiah Powell
Well everyone's frame of reference for black people on here is based off of cuckhold porn.
Chase Brooks
Sometimes it's not worth it I admit. Sometimes I do think it would just be best to stay on here and shitpost and have a community of people experiencing the same thing around me.
Robert James
it's the fantasy that blacks are out there just subverting all the whiteman's institutions and social circles. Everyone likes to play a martyr. You never year people's mild complains like "I have a toothache" they really have to throw themselves on the cross for it so you hear "I think I have jaw cancer. It hurts so bad I have not eaten all day." Obviously they have not went to dentist yet or consulted a professional because they know it doesn't matter they just want the attention.
Noah Robinson
There's a name for this exact thing I'm sure.
Thomas Gomez
and here I was thinking I was finally having a clever moment.
Daniel Hughes
Wow. Just in general this thread was an emotional rollercoaster. The realest it's been in a couple years.