Hey Sup Forums, should I lose my virginity to a masseuse/escort right now?

Hey Sup Forums, should I lose my virginity to a masseuse/escort right now?
> I'm 19
> Ok looking
> Desperate because no girls ever show more than friendship level interest in me

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Yeah, Im the same age and planning on doing it too

Sat outside the place right now, do you think I'll regret it?

Everyones different but I sure won't. If anything i think it'll give you a confidence boost.

Btw how did you find out about the place? Backpages?

Nah fuck this I'm gunna go home, think about it more and try tomorrow. Thanks for the advice though bro

Pussy.

Literally just googled "[where I live] prostitutes" lmao

Better late than never.

that's what I need

Good idea, don't do it if you aren't fully comfortable with it. If you're trying to get laid tinder is always an option too. Good luck m8

>That feeling when the masseuse could give 1/2 a shit about you, and you're getting anxious about it.

>They don't judge, all they care about is the money at the end.

>Implying that you can't just use her as a fuckdoll when in reality, she's thinking of her credit score as you fuck her, not about how big your dick is.

it's a waste of money tbh, buy a big meal and some liquor and enjoy yourself lad
don't give your hard earned money to some whore just so you can think you aren't a virgin

if you really are that bad with women of guarantee you that a "escort" won't make you any better

Yes

No

I think you'll regret not doing it and not getting over your fear of women

Hookers are a waste of money, at least for me it is; hollow and retarded feels because you just spent $300+ for an hour of fucking. Massage parlors on the other hand, well I've been only to one but it's $120 for a massage with a happy ending.

After going there for a minute I could finally not be a complete autist, but since I had to quit work for health reasons I can't afford that anymore.

Handjobs and blowjobs are fun, fucking a hooker is typically meh.

Pretty much this

>Small dick and fat
>Masseuse actually helped me relax and joke around
>Didn't cum the first time I came due to nerves
>Second time was fan-fucking-tastic

OP here, just wanted to say that I don't have a small dick (7-8inches). I'm at uni rn but live at home so no pussy. Just life gets rough sometimes

Not OP, serious question here that need answer... for reasons.

Does every massage place is a whorehouse or you gotta look for them?

It's just a release then, if you want a hooker go for it; but yeah, handjobs/blowjobs are the way to go.

The ones I've gone to all have a lobby area with camera and a locked door that leads to the hallway with massage rooms.

Yeah just do it man. Get rid of that shit burden.
Virginity is overated as hell

Google is your friend user

elliot rodger is that you? i thought you were dead

If you have the cash and discreet access, then why the fuck not?

By getting your first fuck out of the way, you'll learn the lesson that sex is fun, everyone likes having sex, there isn't a "right way" to do it, and most importantly, seeking out sex from people isn't a big deal at all.

Just do it, you have a lot to gain from the experience. Just get it over with so you can graduate to fucking all of your friends and coworkers.

hitler

See, it's not that bad.

>so you can graduate to fucking all of your friends and coworkers
Wait wat?

The friends thing might be passable, but fucking around the workspace don't get you into shit?

It feels like this thread is 50/50
50% - Lost their virginity to prostitutes and are defending their decision
50% - Those who were wise enough to not

I'll probably do that too, I know I'll regret it but at least it will help me live my life normally.

Care to elaborate on why it is such a bad idea?

I've fucked coworkers before, but we didn't get into relationships or anything like that. Once a girl gets attached, that's where the drama and bullshit comes into play that can get you in trouble.

sound advice

go to bangladesh.
americuck money is worth a shitload there and prostitutes everywhere.

the country has bang in the name

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... Then, that's common sense actually.

So, in your experience, once you get more expert with hookers it gets easier to get laid?

I'm soon about to lose it to a hooker, I cant see why I would regret it afterwards, am I missing something?

1 I have money to burn

2 I can try out this well taken care of hooker

3 Slap myself in the face everytime i might get feelings over the one I fucked,

4 confident about my own body (not fat)

Nah its fine, after the sex i think ill view women differently, knowing that I had a sample

That isn't why it is 50/50
50% think that sex is special or some sacred bullshit.
50% just like having casual sex, just like someone would go to the gym.

Half of Sup Forums are pussies. Fuck that hooker OP

Regrets to waste cash and that there wasn't a connection in the fuckening. But that's just me, just rather have someone than a whore.

Just fuck her and shut your bitch ass mouth. Get laid, get high and live your fucking life ya puss.

What I'm saying is that once you break the ice and realize that sex isn't a big deal, then you won't act weird around girls. They pick up on that behavior pretty easily and won't want to fuck you

If you have the money to burn, and won't miss it no matter how things go down, then there really isn't a downside.

Just bag your willie

also check out rubmaps

I lost my virginity this way. Trust me, it's great, but it can be a very expensive and addictive thing.

I want to do this because It helps me

1 I can have better sex in the future (this hooker is going to educate me on how to handle a vagina for free)

2 I can tell people that I had sex without feeling bad,

3 with the experiance, talking a girl into sex is much much easier than never having experiance in the first place (emotional or not)

Soon to be not virgin*

It's up to you man, just make sure to be safe and google the phone number/picture of the escort from the ads to see if there were any police reports/conflicting ads.

fuck year

go get it

I wish I lived in a place where I had good access to escorts when I was in high school.

City people have it so easy.

>City people
I have to go to a suburban, almost rural area to get it where I live. All the places in the city here are expensive af and prone to raids.

>Not banging your cousins till exhaustion and balls dry
>Not having common whorehouses
>Not being able to get cheaper sluts

Check your priviledges redneck.

So what exactly do massage parlors do ? how do I find ones that will service you

>can't get gf
>loses virginity to hooker
>hfw now knows what sex is like, still doesn't have gf

If you think that you want sex now, that drive only increases once you've had it for the first time. Just wait, it'll happen.

>lost virginity at 20

It's a cover for whorehouses in the US and any other place with backward laws.

Just google the term. I got my first whore from an ad... was a bad experience because I was too nervous but that's beyond the point and not the whore fault's.

might as well

I definitely gain a lot by living in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farms, but escorts are definitely not advertising in these parts.

Yea, you could fuck stuff out here, but nothing like what a modestly populated area could offer.

Yeah I got all of that down, she handles condoms, and im forced to take a shower at her place.

Only thing im still afraid of is hiv or std's

I called her, With a little bit fear in my voice I asked if she was infected, first she said that such questions should not be questioned and should only be kept between her and her docter, because I was new she understood and told me she was clean and tested 2 months ago

rubmaps

Its like yelp for massage parlors. It lists the ones that do full service, how much extra it costs and how to ask for it

If it is an asian looking place then that is a good start. Don't expect the ultra fancy places to do it

Yeah right, like pretty much everybody else that has died alone.

Once you get the feeling of how you perform on bed you could be more comfortable knowing that you shouldn't screw up when dealing with a girl outside internet. But that's my guess, I actually don't know, and neither do you apparently so don't write your opinions as facts.

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>you could fuck stuff out here
Wasn't that a perk of living in the countryside?

when you stop being a virgin, you will realize that any opportunity to have sex is the correct opportunity. You will grind your way through whores, fatties, anorexic bitches, and everything in between. Begin your journey you giant virgin fag.

>paying a whore for sex will give me the social skills to talk a normal girl into bed.

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nothing wrong with that.

choose an experienced one (older) and tell her you're a virgin (she'll know that anyway).

relax and enjoy

If I want to go to a massage parlor or have access to an escort service, then I'd need to drive pretty far from buttfuck nowhere. That was the point I was trying to make.

>virgin detected

>"don't write your option as facts"
>whole post is opinion written as fact

But that's just my guess.

I second this. If you tell her it is your first time, she might show you some stuff

That was sorta douchy on you tho. Just wrap it really good and check yourself before and after the deal.

Don't get paranoid, it's their work to remain healthy. This is rule with higher grade whore.

And having a MILF fetishe doesn't add up on the equation? Because it does for me.

What is so wrong about wanting to fuck someone?

Only a religion fag or a scared virgin would be judgmental about sex

You must do research first. There are lots of legit massage parlours and they will call the cops if you whip your cock out and ask them to touch it. Use rubmaps.com and look in your area. It'll have some free reviews and location info.

It's actually a guess and written it as so. I'm not psychology major nor something along those lines but I came to the conclussion that to me the worst part about being a virgin is that I feel like I would not be able to satisfy fucking anybody.

So, I want to go to sluts, but can't come up with the courage to do so. Even more considering you could get your ass raided, killed by a nigger or beaten to death because of cash.

I mean, are relationships worth it?

Oops, beat me to it

Just do it. Sex isn't that big of a deal you'll see. Might feel a little shit after tho.

>Just do it

should i be worried about std and shit?