Why big american man so small????!!!!!!!!?????

why big american man so small????!!!!!!!!?????

he need chair under feet???????

Lol that American is so small that other dude could easily whoop his ass.

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WTF this cant be real??
i thought all latvians were short manlet shitlords just like lithuanians

Their soldiers and leaders are so short, why do they think they can lead.

>tall blue eyes latvian bull next to short brown eyed american midget

heh

>amerishorts

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isnt pence 180cm??

cik garš tas pediņš bļeēē

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xDDDD big amerigan is säim lengt as vöman xD
gänt gombiit vid big ladbian boi Beejuonis x-DDD

wtf america?

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HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOO NO WAY
DUDE SHORTER THAN THAT UGLY BITCH XDD

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syut de fugg upp mänled :-DDD

I guess that's why he isn't called Mike Pound.

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Mike Pence? MORE LIKE MIKE SHORT

HAHAHAHA

>Ameridwarves

AHAHA

The shorter the man the more powerful he is

please delete thiss post

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He's a small guy

HOLY
MY SIDES

Mike "no bigger than a" Pence

rare image of an american politician

>The shorter the man the more powerful he is
Ok you the are most powerul being in universe

BRUUUUUUUUUUH

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>Amerikek manlets actually belive this
ebin :---DDDD

:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

be careful what you say, or else a short man will invade and annex your fake countries

USA? Did you mean United Shorts of America?

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I am cancelling any deals I have with the USA.
This is unacceptable.
Expect a call from the bogs.

>exist 1000 years
>exists less than 300 years

Fake country huh?

>resident of the United Shorts of America threatening me
go be short somewhere

>amerismalls

>be american
>actually youre just a small british person

XDDD NO WAY

HOW DO YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THIS SHIT

I CAAANT

BLESS
HOLY...
I

>>
CANT>>>

We eat potatoes and rye breadall the time, imagine if we had nutrition balanced meals.

Why are the "tallest" americans always the shortest?

BRAAAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAATVIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw tall girl fetish
born in best country?!?!?

anything above 185cm is too tall

>amerisquats
>ameristumps
>amerikids

>t.dwarf

>amerikeks

SHORTS SHART THEIR SHORTS

>t. Shortombia

maybe in your manlet country
185 is the average here

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löl

>be american
>get short

NOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>he actually posted that
too easy

>German must show Americans how to fight

Nothing new.

178 is the perfect height desu

in this itt: United Shorts of America BTFO

>be ameridwarf
>cant reach doritos
XDDDD
call mummy :))

For a girl

Tall order, life's too short to be spent making enemies.

For a women yes. Seems like I would be a giant in your country.

> this thread

>t. ultra manlet

there are 5 girls in my class taller than that
there are 8 girls in my class

lel

SMALL BABY AMERIKIDS

>amerishorts now

>me now

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How tall are you?

i always knew that european women where actually men

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maybe the reason why they shart in mart is because they cant get up to the toilet seat

lol ur brown
xD
shit man ;D

197cm

t.theswede

>A European women could beat up manlets in South America

Kek

Thank you for this top meme, finland

>Tyke Pence

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i love you funland

Pekka I am dying stop this is too funny :DDD

>tfw 170cm and reading this thread

lmao

>mfw when only 1,93

haha nice one

i would beat the hell out of any lanklet in here

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Holy shit, only now do I realize

fuck, you got me

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>boy meets man
lmaooo
don't worry lad, it's alright.
How about lad?

>6'1''
>tall
manlet spotted

im 199 cm master RACE

>he thinks Europeans are lankets

>be american
>poop pants because legs too short to get to the toilet in time

>be american
>poop pants because the toilet is too high

>be american
>lose to jungle chinks because you cant see over the grass