Post dudes fucking foreign objects

Post dudes fucking foreign objects

Why?

>white guys
>watermelon
Watermelons aren't foreign

Because I asked nicely : )

No

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>U mad black Boiss?

lmao

Hah. I fucked a cantaloupe one time. Felt pretty good, actually. Kind of a waste of fruit, though.

Kek

Did you heat it up at all?

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Yeah. Cut a hole in it, then put in the microwave for a bit.

ITT: WHITE PEOPLE

>watermelon is for nigger
>fucks a watermelon
>buddy sucks the jizz out
>niggers

Huh. Might have to try that.

sauce?

Wish I knew.

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It's a bit noisy, though. I was afraid my roommate was able to hear the squelching sounds. :-\

this is how they rehydrate watermelons

I live alone. Surprising, I know.

Gold.

Off you go with the melon, then.

SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH!

Anyone have source on gif?

I just searched for like 20 minutes.
It turns out there's a lot of videos of guys fucking watermelons. None of them young white though :/

You sound like my gay artist friend.

I *assume* all the escort twinks he fucks are 18.

I do that a lot.

Aren't these dudes terrified of being kicked?

What does kek mean?

It means it's funny.

both of those guys are really cute it seems

wish they were fucking each other instead of the melon

If you're not trolling, and really don't know what it means, just google it. For Christ's sake don't ask here. No one will tell you shit. All they ever say when I ask about stuff is, "lurk moar, faggot".

It means you're a new faggot....the newest of the new.

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You should.

Why you being such a little bitch to me. All I did was ask a question. You sound like the typical Xbox live kid that attacks innocent people just trying to play the game. I had to sell my xbox because I couldn't take those people like you

Kek

Well I mainly blogged on tumblr for a few years. But I heard about Sup Forums and thought I'd try it out. The racist stuff gets to me tho

Seriously. Lurk moar. You'll figure out what it means.

So anyone gonna post more cute big dicked white twinks fucking fruit or is this the argue with newfags thread?

Oh god. I'm totally into ops gif. Love watching guys fuck toys, sex dolls, other things. Any good looking guys wanna cater to my weird kink? Tits and timestamp bc I'm a real gril

fuck off unless you have a dick

you live in a shit timezone

*more. You need to learn how to spell

are you into bi guys fooling around?

Hot damn. OP here and I'd be all over that if I was creative enough to find something to stick it in.

kek sry for triggering you

Post pussy

HopelessHorseman

im out of this thread.

what is your dirtiest, darkest fetish?

Fudgemuffinz123

remotesocket

big tits & panties mmm

I have to shave but sure.

Goodbye

bigguy69_21

Don't correct me faggot. I know how to fucking spell.
By the way. Fuck you.

What do you want kik for? Spread your pussy please.

I read stories about old men fucking toddlers and babies. Im disgusted by it irl and am not attracted to children whatsoever. I just have an innocence kink.

wtf babe if u horny and im horny just give me just god damn skype lets cum one to another right now

Nah don't shave. Bush is back. Just keep it above the clit.

Be our an hero mate.

>implying this is the girl replying and not some random user

Exactly the kind of thing I came to post.
10/10

>innocence kink


Explain.

No it really is me

plz add me ;)

You really need to go back to tumblr

Show your face, slut.

Cute nails.

kik please...

K I'll add you guys but you better be cute ffs

I love how 4chanfags like to think they are so much cooler than people at other sites, like reddit, 9gag, tumblr, etc.

Yep. Sup Forums is a great site, with really useful stuff being posted by really smart people.

height/weight?

What's the worst porn you look at?

I just like the idea of not knowing what sex is or pretending at least. Being really naive and having someone take advantage of that and teach me about it in an unconventional way like "daddy has medicine that comes out of his medicine stick and you need to put it all the way down your throat so it goes to your tummy quicker" type of shit. I'm a perv. That's why I'm here obviously

Grandpa / teen. And then I throw up in my mouth a little when I'm done cumming and have to close the tabs

>I'm a perv


Go on. Let it all out, so we can know who you really are.

Thread change: who here would step on a puppy for 18 bill and how would you step on it exactly

longschlongsilve.... add me

Irrelevant but I'm chubby obviously. At least I'm well proportioned.

That's an impressive pussy.

Post your face.

>implying I came from tumblr
>mfw
Well aren't you smart.
It's not the sites themselves that we hate,, it's the people, that use them. By the way, you're on Sup Forums. Literally the worst board of all.

lowqualityb8.jpeg

Not even a fish for you user

Most irrelevant comment I've ever seen.

this

Can we get some ass/feet honey?

I guess thats why its the most popular?

You're one sick fuck. How does it feel knowing most men would lose their boner knowing about your fetishes?

I'm just killing it tonight. Another thread about cheating in your wife like 10 mins ago

I havent slept in 3 days. you expect me to be completely coherent or something?

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Spread that ass

Anyone have kai green pics?

I'd never do that irl. It disgusts me. But I'm sure this is one place that would be ok with that awful kink of mine.

post your face

Now that's fucking sexy babe...you've gotta killer body, now show me your lips and try to get your chest in the shot too will ya

Well tumble fags have been known to invest ungodly amounts of time fighting wars on Tumblr, so I guess I can understand your exhaustion.

Hey bb hmu ctanon12

Sup Forums is full of hentai, what kind of hentai do you look at?

Cheeky bastard.

I have a penis... I have a pineapple... Uhhh Pineapple-penis