This is the most fake ass relationship ever

This is the most fake ass relationship ever

Calvin get over it

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You seem like a real expert.

>Taylor look at the camera and smile! This will make headlines.

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What?

Sup Forums think's tom is dating her just to market himself and up his sex appeal for his upcoming bond movies

God. When you zoom into her face and can really see those inbred southern redneck features.
And her fucking skin is disgusting.

Look at Loki's fucking face
>gonna have a threesome with me mum and me slag

>implying any females will be in the threesome

As someone who is not remotely American I need some clearing up on this. Does Taylor Swift count as a Southerner? What are the criteria here? I understand her name is considered Southern (how does that work?) but she was born north of the Mason-Dixon Line, and I thought that made you a Northerner.

Hiddleston is a FOD and Swift munches Karlie Kloss' rug.

>paps know exactly where they are no matter where in the world they are

Totally real relationship

I'm just surprised he isn't gay.

But Brits often like waifs.

baka desu

Anyone from Indiana or lower/worse is a southerner, my dude. It's just social class. No one gives a fuck about the mason Dixon line.

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What did the terminally-cancerous shitposter mean by this?

She ain't southern, don't let the country music awards or her music fool you.

Why is this fake again?

Is Tom gay?

Is tay tay his beard?

Why wouldn't he just come out? He'd get praised for it, "so brave" etc.

cuck senpai

who gives a f u c k
celebrity gossip is literally the most degenerate shit next to footfags and ntr

He's trying to be the next Bond.

>Is tay tay his beard?

He's hers.

Because no one can imagine these two together unless Tom has been coaxed into it.

try and give me the opening line he used on her... There is none. He was just nice and she cozied up to him because her agent told her to.

I don't know why but I know the role of James Bond has something to do with it.

No, that would be bill and hillcuck clinton

it's a standard hollywood pr stunt

swift is gearing up for a new album release and tom is raising his profile outside of marvel movies for bond

it's just to keep them two in the presses

>Why wouldn't he just come out? He'd get praised for it, "so brave" etc.
Being gay is the career ender for leading men.