ITT we discuss ideal roles for certain actors. Pic related

ITT we discuss ideal roles for certain actors. Pic related.

The fuck is she gonna play??? Barbie eats Manhattan??

Is Amy the ending scene Barbie where she's gotten used, abused, had 7 drug additions, and 4 eating disorders?
Who plays opening hot Barbie?

I think that there should be a movie where Gary Busey plays Donald Trump

Failing that, there should be a movie where Gary Busey plays Boris Johnson

Barbie is not a good idea for a movie. They should make a movie about Dale Earnhardt instead

Owen Wilson kinda looks like Donald Trump, if they made him up to look older/fatter...

God why the fuck does she still get employed

Sarah Jessica Parker as a talking horse

"muh vagina"

Owen Wilson as Trump
Ben Stiller as Pence
Vince Vaughn as Hillary Clinton

Would watch

Dude she's smart and hilarious get over it

I wouldn't wish Vince such a disgrace as to be Hillary.

Movie where Kristen Stewart plays a woman-shaped piece of wood. Seems like the perfect role for her

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She should be the lead for a cabbage patch doll movie

Tom Cruise as the Night Stalker

Jerry Seinfeld as Osama Bin Ladin in a comedy about 9-11

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Barbie as an overweight whore?
Barbie as a fat house wife with five kids?

She's perfect

Tim Heidecker as Hitler

Robert DiNiro as Moot

God

I'm scared this is not bait and people think like this

Amy Schumer should play Tiffany Trump.

I guess you don't watch south park

Women are smart and funny man, especially her.

Would be a sexy movie

Every time she makes a joke about her vagina I lose my fucking shit dude.

Ellen Paige as Kino.

Now this IS bait.

This girl I know from high school looks just like her. She has three kids one is a niglet and is on husband four.

Now THIS is dubs

It's a south park reference, relax guy

And THIS is double dubs

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Double double dubs!!!

Autobiographical movies seem kinda masturbatory

Is this real life

A dog wearing a wig as President Jimmy Carter

This just turned into a get thread

This

Dubs

Amy Shumer should make a movie where she plays post accident Gary busey.

What
Tha
Fuck

Russell Brand as Lassie
David Spade as his golden retriever girlfriend

Matthew McConahey as Charles Manson

>barbie doesn't have a vagina
Well shit, is she going to become the second coming of Marcel Marceau?

repeating digits.

Sean Connery as Willy Wonka
Rupert Grint as Grandpa Joe
Sasha Grey as Charlie

Brian Cranston as William Tecumseh Sherman

Hugh Dancy should be Manson

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What the fuck is wrong with Sony? Why are they such a shit company?

Trump as Willy Wonka
Sasha Grey as Charlie
Dave Chapelle as Tyrone Biggums as Granpa Joe
The cleft pallet kid from Stranger Things as an Oompa Loompa that only speaks using racial slurs

Why did this not happen?

This

Anthony Hopkins as Joseph Fritzl

The reaction to this really just goes to show how sexist the internet still is. I mean ffs, how many people were really interested in this movie in the first place? Now that Amy Schumer has been cast, it's the worst thing imaginable and Sony are pushing their agendas blah blah blah. My personally, I had no interest in this movie, and Amy Schumers casting has me somewhat intrigued. Could be something different.

>Dave Chapelle as Tyrone Biggums as Granpa Joe

Thats priceless

Would have been gr8

Because she's smart and funny and people enjoy her comedy. Women are funny, get over it.

Katrina bowden?

Women are funny, they're always making jokes. I love to laugh at their crazy hijinks

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>Women
>Funny
Pick one

Charlie Sheen as George Bailey in a remake of "It's a wonderful life"
With Gary Busey as Clarence

That actually doesn't sound too bad.

>Le edgy
Wew there lad. Be careful you don't cut yourself.

Obviously bait but fuck it. If you behave this way you're keeping Hollywood movies shitty. They'll keep writing shit scripts if they know people will just go to movies and say they're good because of a "socially just" casting decision

Would watch this

Not bait at all. And nowhere did I say I'm going to watch this. I said I had zero interest in this movie, but Amy's casting has caught my attention and I'm somewhat intrigued at something different. Fuck off outta here with that "socially just" bullshit. Hollywood is extremely unprogressive.

I just checked out the first result on youtube when searching her name and it was a stand up show called "women who kill." The first thing she said was basically applaud us for being women. Then she made a joke about becoming pregnant as a career, a joke about herself being pretty and then a joke about her boyfriend being ugly. Then making a joke about breaking up with said boyfriend (but haven't told him yet) so she's just cheating on him.

Imagine a man making jokes about his partner being ugly, cheating on her or his wife's/girlfriends job is to be pregnant.

Male comedians make jokes like that all the fucking time you absolute fucking spastic.

Bryan Cranston as the Tourette's Guy

>casts Amy schumer
>something different

And they get in trouble for it every time and are labeled sexists bigots.

The Tourett's Guy as Predident Richard Nixon

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The actor who plays Jim Layhey (spelling?) in Trailer Park Boys as Joseph Stalin