Name one memorable line or scene from this movie

Name one memorable line or scene from this movie.

Puny god

I don't see how that's a party

You lack conviction

we have a hulk

when I hotdogged Scarjo's ass then stuck it in her butthole

You buttfucked her in the pussy?

IM BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOU

His name is phil

That's my secret, Captain

...That's it, I think.

I know that reference!

>You havin' a drink? No? I'm having one.

>We have a Hulk.

>Clench up Legolas

>I know just where to put it.

An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

HES NOT SLOWING DOWN

Did anybody kiss me?

KNEEEEEL!

I've got red in my ledger.

I guess he never did get you to sign those cards.

My name is Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

>THAT MAN'S PLAY GALAGA
>He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.

That's my secret, captain. I'm always angry.

There is only one God ma'am, and his name is Yw, Son of El, greatest of the Elohim!

>"She's with you?"
>"I thought she was with you"

OP btfo

>"You're a big guy"
>"For you"

There are no men like me. :D

"When helicarrier is ashes, you have my permission to quip"

Shawarma

Yep, he picked the Marvel movie with the most memorable lines.

If he had chosen Avengers 2, then he'd have a thread.

>Big man in a suit of armour. Take it off, what are you?
>Genius, billionaire, playboy, philantropist

True i have nothing for avengers 2. Its was meh.

>Hey big guy

What. You didn't see that coming?

>uh I dont see how that's a party

whole theater:
>teehee omg hahaha

fuk you normies

>wait, we need a plan of attack
>I have a plan - Attack!

Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

that too

I'm always mad

>Well I was born yesterday

but that's literally all I got

Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit.

He's adopted.

now BvS quotes..

and I'll look at your time posted, no googling.

did nick fury say anything memorable?

MARTHAA

I'll handle Stark. I need you to bring in THE BIG GUY.

Easy as shit.

"Hulk. Smash"
Also
"He is adopted"
and
"Brother, listen to me"
"I'm listening...?" - Loki
and
"I'm always angry"

That's about what I remember on the go.

I thought she was with you?

MMMMMMMMMM BOYSS

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Why did you say that name?

I am an agent of chaos.

Khaosh ish a laddah.

>The bat is dead, bury it.
>Do you bleed? You will.

You can save them. You can save all of them.

Crime wave in Gotham! And in other news: "Water, wet."

but skittles and m&ms are both nice..

this is more of a treat.. I hate Reddit pics

"After all these years, we have finally become the Avengers"

You didn't see that one coming.

>Language
>I have a bow and arrow
>Humans are naive

There's no strings on me

>"After all these years, we have finally become the Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron"
ftfy

Based Perry White
>It's called a bullet

Lolling inside. Slash thread for revealing truth through irony.

Move that goal post some more, Zack.

Phil Collins

OY VEY!

This

The classic quip

Ant? Boot.

You might not be glad you did.

DUDE OUR MOMS HAVE THE SAME NAME LMAO

That's a Reddit quote

>everytime you say goodbye, we die a little
>you're not brave. Men are brave.
>the world only makes sense if you force it to
>this is all some people have
>you don't owe this world a thing. Be their angel, be their hero or be non of it
>i'm older than my father ever was
>they were hunters
>i think you have never known a woman like me

more?

>I don't see how that's a party

Does, "I wish I could forget it," count as memorable?

Anyone else feel like really bad for Captain America?

He overcomes his retardation and physical limitations on his own and he's able to gracefully fly through life, but that whore Iron Man is always there to end up ruining his life.

Like is this the perfect display of how deeply uncompassionate, selfish and degenerate rich white men are?

Captain America displays the best human qualities despite being limited and retarded, serves his country and becomes successful all while Iron Man is out doing hard drugs and being a whore.
He's so loyal and compassionate that he becomes a straight up fucking cuck. It's hard to feel sorry for a cuck, but you have to remember that he's literally retarded.

After ruining his life and regretting it he still shows no fucking empathy and takes advantage of him and his retardation yet again.
Like after all this shit he KNOWS he can still use him. He acknowledges that it's wrong but he's still too selfish to stop himself.
Like what type of awful person would repeatedly emotionally torture a retarded man for that long? Why couldn't he just finally fuck off?
And then the fucking cherry on the cake, "haha sorry Captain America but you've got aids now. All you wanted was love but i was out being a whore and brought you aids even though you never deserved that."

Who here actually believes the kid was even Captain America's? He was just dying of aids and wanted someone with a shit ton of money to take care of his kid who he irresponsibly had with a woman no longer in his life.

Even in death he continues to burden Captain America. He leaves a retarded man his ex-girlfriends son to take care of independently.

Moral of the story: Rich white men think they can get away with anything and retarded men enable it because they love pussy

Fuck the patriarchy bullshit, the world moves on Iron Man's hips

hello tumblr, you might wanna leave or you could get triggered

jakjajafjaajjfasfa nice shill

>This are the best lines in the entire movie

woooahhhh... so deep