Only in America could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece

Only in America could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece.

>HUR HE DRINKS COCA COLA. JUST LIKE ME!

American Humour is truly patheitc

>DUDE YOUR BROTHER IS 21 CAN HE GETS US ALCOHOL AND WEED TO IMPRESS STACEY AT THE PARTY *FARTS*

It was Professor Pepper, stupid.

what country are you from?

>Professor Pepper
>Professor

...

>Say that to my face fucker and not online see what happens

maybe he should have been slurping semen so you europoors could relate

he won't say

they never say

Yea i got a penis ony stomach

What about you?

>his country doesn't have Dr. Pepper

I know this is bait but it triggered me regardless

so many feels were had in this movie

always watch it when it's on tv

just relax and enjoy a professor pepper

Don't talk shit, Europe. I watched those Torrente movies from Spain that were so popular they had four sequels. That shit made Paul Blart look like Lethal Weapon.

Stop making this thread
Its bad and you should feel bad

Only in Britain could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece.

>HUR HE WALKS LIKE A RETARD. JUST LIKE ME!

We don't. How does it compare with Coca-Cola? Describe the taste please

less shitty pepsi.

it tastes like Amaretto

other than that I havnt tasted anything like it

Tastes like cola, plum, and some spices.

they tried to launch it here in Aus but everyone hated it.

I had one can when they first released it but didn't like it. I like a lot of things now which I didn't like as a kid so I might like it now. I planned to try it again when I was in the States but don't drink a lot of soda and when I was getting a soda with my burgers there I couldn't help but get A & W root beer. That shit was great.

>Describe the taste please
Many discussion has been had about this. Its actually prune flavored soda.

The Netherlands you absolute faggots

Take cherry coke and add spices.

Like crushed up Love Hearts, to me at least.

A&W is a great root beer.

Some small shops still get them.
I like any sugary carbonated beverage so I buy it when I see it.

step back plebs.

real drink coming through.

what good movie has ever came from there?

This looks like some hipster overpriced shit

>overpriced

spotted the poorfag

That stuff is pretentious shite.

It was a horrible movie. No denying that.

Robert Zemeckis's worst movie by far.


t. American

It's a piece exploring the American Dream in its fantasy (through Forrest) and its reality (through Jenny). It's an American classic because it was made for American Audiences.

This is a satire of the bloated Britain government during the time, with people creating jobs and forcing "culturally acceptable" views and traditions on everyone.

Can you fags not read subtext? Is satire completely lost on you?

Anyone else feel like really bad for Forrest?

He overcomes his retardation and physical limitations on his own and he's able to gracefully fly through life, but that whore Jenny is always there to end up ruining his life.

Like is this the perfect display of how deeply uncompassionate, selfish and degenerate women are?

Forrest displays the best human qualities despite being limited and retarded, serves his country and becomes successful all while Jenny is out doing hard drugs and being a whore.
He's so loyal and compassionate that he becomes a straight up fucking cuck. It's hard to feel sorry for a cuck, but you have to remember that he's literally retarded.

After ruining her life and regretting it she still shows no fucking empathy and takes advantage of him and his retardation yet again.
Like after all this shit she KNOWS she can still use him. She acknowledges that it's wrong but she's still too selfish to stop herself.
Like what type of awful person would repeatedly emotionally torture a retarded man for that long? Why couldn't she just finally fuck off?
And then the fucking cherry on the cake, "haha sorry Forrest but you've got aids now. All you wanted was love but i was out being a whore and brought you aids even though you never deserved that."

Who here actually believes the kid was even Forrest's? She was just dying of aids and wanted someone with a shit ton of money to take care of her kid who she irresponsibly had with a man no longer in her life.

Even in death she continues to burden Forrest. She leaves a retarded man her ex-boyfriends son to take care of independently.

Moral of the story: Women think they can get away with anything and retarded men enable it because they love pussy

Fuck the patriarchy bullshit, the world moves on a woman's hips

is that a dog

al hayat has put out some short films recently that I'm sure will be hailed as classics

yes congratulations, you figured out that Jenny isn't supposed to come across as likeable

Clearly you don't understand the historical context of the film Forrest Gump. It's not a comedy, it's not simply about Forrest, why don't you learn about American history in the last 60 years and then rewatch the film.

Hipster faggot detected.

This. Opens them up to criticism, so they never do it.

I laughed

it's not considered a masterpiece in America whole sale though

anyone who actually watches movies considers it a hilariously awful piece of garbage

one of the most emotionally manipulative pieces of trash out there really

but yeah, for plebs they consider it a masterpiece like Titanic. they're so funny.