How do you dance in a club without looking akward

How do you dance in a club without looking akward

>going to clubs

Take lessons

Club are fun as shit foh you basement dweller

Go to bed, Joe

stop being awkward

try to get into sync with the dancers around you user. copy!!

Just do reload animations from vidya

get trashed then get kicked out

It's not dancing badly that makes it awkward, it's you giving a fuck.
Just dance. In a crowd of people dancing, who's going to stand out? The one dancing like a retard or the one standing still? You're in a club, there's no reason to care what anyone thinks

Fuck you and everyone like you.

You can be a normie and not go to clubs, clubs are for massive cunts, period.

>You can be a normie and not go to clubs
Agreed
>Clubs are for massive cunts
Mate what

youtube how to dance in clubs, also most clubs will be crowded and you will not really be noticeable, a club isnt a dance contest, if ppl judge u they are gay, just drink and have fun let loose

I don't.
Problem solved.

Exactly this.
When's the last time you were in a club and actually judged someone for dancing, user? If you're doing that, you're not having fun. That's what you're there for

normies everywhere

If you go to clubs you're a cunt.

Pretty simple.

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Nigger wat

How so?
I mean, obviously most clubs are pretty full of Chads but do you actually believe everyone that goes to clubs is like that?

Only move your head, shoulders, and waist

The man is right
Not that any of you would know
Niggers

Thanks mate

Exquisite Pepe user,. May I save it? TIA

user, just go there and if you move from side to side it'll be okay, nobody gives a shit

BUT, of course, IF and ONLY IF you choose to dance outside the crowd in a corner, THEN yes, you'll look like a social retard

Jump around, jump around, jump around... Jump up, jump up n' git down.

haha :D

1) be black
2) be completely oblivious of how stupid you look
3) be david bowie
4) knee-bobbing-gun-reloader

>2) be completely oblivious of how stupid you look
That's the trick

Do smash taunts or learn the perfect cast

You'll look goofy as fuck but it'll be funny

I don't go to clubs. What am I, fucking made of money? I drink alone at home like a normal person.