Prove you're white

Prove you're white.

I have a job

I say nigger instead of nigga

respect. not respek

also credit score is 767

I voted for Trump

I voted for hilary

i have never received welfare nor have my parents

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those poor women being forced to suck off those niggers

same

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I ask, not axe, questions

I use neutrogena

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I use Pantene pro V

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I eat swiss cheese not kraft cheese

i dont have an std

this + i have a job and provide for my family

>for my family
bless you, my Aryan brother

fag

I can swim.

I'm ashamed of having a small penis

I don't have a criminal record

I speak English properly, pay my taxes and know who my father is.

I live in Kentucky

I don't eat Grits and Collard Greens or pick cotton.

So much this.
Also, I've never tasted malt liqour.

I'm from the South, didn't play football, and still went to college.

I'm on Sup Forums

I own a rifle not a glock

I had meatloaf for dinner

I bet half yall muthafuckas black. shut tha fukk up

Certified nig nog here and I can say the same thing, niggers.

black AND small penis? Damn, worst of both worlds

I live in Harlem and my favourite TV show is The Jeffersons.

No random pullovers or inspections, no one ever tried to avoid walking near me on streets, and police officers trust me without even knowing me.

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I hate spicy food

that just proves you're retarded

I didn't steal a bike today.

police have never pulled me over when I go over the speed limit

I didn't need to see this.

I'm obsessed with black people.

To be fair, collard greens are fucking nasty

I feel safe walking in the street.

Well you did. Better learn to cope, you fucking pussy.

not with hot sawce

Juju on that beat is a good song

I can get away with committing minor crimes on a regular basis.

I can't even bring myself to say the president-elect's name.

What kind do you recommend? I figure Cholula/Tapatio would be too vinegary, so maybe something like sriracha?

Dude, you need to try grits, but good ones, not instant bullshit.

I have to invent problems that don't exist because I'm jealous of the sympathy victims of racial abuse get.

Frank's Red Hot and of course u gotta get some vinegar to top it off, my nigga

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I clap in any single landing.

I will claim the acheivements of every white man as proof that I'm not a useless cunt.

I get triggered online veeeeery easily.

I shot up my school once.

I'm majoring in applied physics

I think drinking coffee in Starbucks makes me more 'cultured' than someone drinking a Cola in McDonalds.

My penis is quite average in size.

I'm intensely insecure about my social status.

Nig nog again, you whiteys are just like this nigger.

I fly RC planes, drive a Lexus RX and am a virgin.

I'm scared of anyone who doesn't look or sound like me.

Anything that doesn't support my personal beliefs is a conspiracy designed to kill white people.

I'm still in contact with my father.

I eat salad sandwiches.

Kek

My Dad bought me gold plated pants.

I own a wakeboard.

I know how to play Settlers of Catan.

Knew my father until he died.
Have an education.
Have a job.
Have a wife.
Mediocre at math.
Have proper insurance that I have researched.
My daughter is white.
My wife is white.
I live in a decent area.
I finish my food.
I don't think chicken is all that.
Love pork though.

I park my Smart Fortwo in my triple garage next to my Dodge Viper and Infiniti QX80.

Just like almost everyone else on here, apparently.

125 IQ here

Says ask instead of axe.

>nigger detected.

I eat deviled eggs

Asians:
Whites:
Most people that aren't disgusting:
Niggers:

Like roughly 90% of people fluent in Japanese, I'm a white, 20-something male.

butt hurt is strong...

You know, except all the people in Japan...

I took them into account.

my grandpa was a nazi

you call that white? Watch this:

>I eat wasabi/roasted pumpkin seed deviled eggs

wasabi jap confirmed

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> Green colored horseradish/roasted pumpkin seed deviled eggs

Small dick but not too small

Lol, I once brought some whole-foods type wasabi flavored dryed edamame to a Japanese potluck. The Japanese students wouldn't touch that shit.

Wasabi deviled eggs sound disgusting, like most white cuisine.

I buy meat that are not ribs, cow stomach, cow tongue, cow brains and no chicken gizzards.

I eat Croissant'wiches

wasabi = Jap

You dont fool me! You have to live with being a small eyed Jap now

I am not, I am a mixed breed of Moor and European. Somehow still managed to get a decent IQ.

>tfw neither shitskins or white people want you
>you can't fit in anywhere cause you've got no race

I like mayonnaise

wtf's a moor

Lol, I'm not I'm a white guy planning to move to Japan though, so you're close enough