Let's get a new secrets/confessions thread going anons

Let's get a new secrets/confessions thread going anons.

ops a fag

b-but I just want to see other anons confessions so it makes me feel less shitty about myself. Is that so bad?

I sucked my ex's best friend off just so my ex would leave me alone.

It didn't work.

My ex gave me gonorrhea and dumped me right after.

That's retarded and you should have put more thought into it. What makes you think that would work you're retarded

I made nude and sex pics and vids with my ex on the condition I'd delete them afterwards. I didn't.

I tried to jack off a dog once. I think it kind of understood what the general goal was, but it had performance issues.

I'm the guy at work that leaves coffee granules in the sugar

i want to have sex with mari.

I had the family dog lick my asshole while I jerked off when I was 14.

I dress up as a girl at times and have guys on chatroulette/omegle tell me what to do

So he'd get the message that I was done.

Plus the dude was attractive.

I make it a point to jack off in every person's home that I enter. I don't want to get caught, I just enjoy doing it.

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When I was 15, I found my parents' homemade sex tape. Made a digital copy and still jerk off to it from time to time. I probably saw it more often then they ever did.

I'm laying in a dark room at 5:32 in the morning hoping something interesting happens so I don't have to struggle to try to sleep. What I'd give for just like some horrid/ cultish scene to occur outside so I can have something to focus on

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

I work at Starbucks and I regularly Decaf unruly customers. Mwahahaha.

Kek

Wat up kletus, what did she do with it?

You monster!

Sucked off 2 of my best friends in middle school, have craved a cock in my mouth since but don't pursue.

Stole my ex's best friends nudes from her laptop which she asked me to repair.

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I was in charge of all medical decisions when my Dad got sepsis and took the riskiest decisions at each stage because I hated ever fibre of his being. When he died I had my final revenge on the piece of a shit he was to me for mistreating my whole family our entire lives.

I had his body burnt to ashes and threw his remains in a bin.

I never get dubs :(

i dont understand your question.

also, what is kletus?

How big of an autist you are.

i take it back youre not a fag.

>what did she do with it?

nevermind, i read it wrong.

we didnt have it.

I got really fucking depressed, have pretty bad anxiety, dropped out of uni and I'm struggling to find the strength to enroll again

>also, what is kletus?

He's basically calling you a hillbilly redneck who fucks his sister, he doesn't realize you aren't american.

Also, how have you been spanish user. I haven't seen you around in a while.

Any particular reason you got depressed user?

story?

I secretly really want to cheat on someone just to know what its like.

Almost every female I know has seen my penis, and not one knows they have.

I create new social media profiles, and send them dick pics

I worked hard all of my life to get the career, wife, family and home I always wanted. I never took a single handout I just worked hard.

That's actually hilarious. Good job user

It's pretty exciting. I came in 10 seconds.

Oh I know. And I'm not ashamed one bit. If you want your caffeine then you behave yourself you little miscreant you.

You are pretty stupid, tbh.

Were you high when you thought that thought?

I basically want to be raped cause I find that guys don't go rough enough just sex

I've got plans in the works for a mass murder spree! Shhhh don't tell anyone

Fucker.

i have been good, thanks. i come here when i have nothing else happening. how are you?

we used to sleep together and started doing stuff. eventually had sex.

Not all heros wear capes.

I was raped by my father who than went to jail for child rape of other children, and I held it down and denied it until one day I read a letter he wrote about what, how, who, and where he would do stuff with the kids and it all came back and instead of crying about it like some think I should I just make jokes along the line of "ah, now I know why my shit just slides out"

Damn, thats fucking tough.

Yeah, I was actually. Smoked with him beforehand. Dick was huge.

Haha phegot get rekt.

I did get rekt

Ive helped 3 ex gfs to fuck dogs

No, some wear aprons.

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Please, tell me what city you definitely absolutely will "not" be in when this goes down. There's NO way I would want to be part of a mass murder. Nope no way at all.

"Helped" or manipulated them into?

Greentext the one who was most ashamed/reluctant

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I seriously want to be either a porn star or a stripper

The first one, I coerced.. I admit. The other 2 were really up for it.

I puked on a girls poontanger while I was eating her out. She then puked on my face. We never spoke of that day ever again.

I argue with people constantly because I think there is a smell that is associated with cold weather and a nice breeze

my mother's friend tried to finger me in the back of my father's car.

When I was 7 I was forcibly molested by my babysitter's 13 year old son. She thought it was okay for boys to take baths together. He would hold my head under the water or under the tub faucet until I let him do what he wanted to me. He would tell me he wouldn't let me back up the next time if I told anyone. MY mom eventually found out and got the cops involved but I pussed and didn't tell them anything. Nothing ever came out of it. Got a new babysitter, life went on. Sad/Messed up part about it is I don't care. It didn't scar me or anything. It was just "this one thing that happened". That's it.

I love Japanese dick.

It hit me like a ton of bricks. I was just not happy with my life I felt and still feel pathetic. But probably just because I have no one to talk to, I struggle to decide on what to study as well as studying in general, my parents used to beat me often. Actually choke me too. Recently got addicted to weed as well as hard as that is to believe. But it keeps me unmotivated even more so I'm trying to stop that habit too.

This is true, same with morning smell when the sun just rose

I'm not greentexting the story. That's basically it. I'm not fucked up by it, though I guess you could argue that in and of itself is fucked up.

Quit the weed, find a purpose in life, move on. Life is too short to spend depressed.

Fucking christ thank you, no one has ever agreed with me on this

Yeah, but how does she feel about it? Did she enjoy it, feel gulty, dirty?

Are you m or f?

Don't think you'd believe me even if I told you. :)

I secretly have a crush on a colleague and good friend with whom I also hang a lot outside of work.

The sad thing is that he is not gay and I don't want to ruin our friendship so I'm not telling him this in the hopes the crush will blow over.

I think you linked the wrong post. I'm the 7 year old molested by the 13 year old boy.

I started self harming again, in an attempt to win back my ex. She didn't care. Suicide? Suicide.

Maybe user meant the babysitter

Gotta know where to look...my problem is my THINKS she wants rough sex but will complain I smack her ass to hard...if she only knew...

Don't. Self-harm will get you nowhere. She will notice, but will lose respect for you.

They say an ex is an ex for a reason. Self harming to win someone back? No bud. Definitely not the way to show a girl you like her. At the very least you're freaking her out.

Babysitter believed her son and said I was telling lies.

I've been smacked with a whip hardest they said they could and it didn't even leave a mark

Of course, moms always tend to believe their own kids over other kids, because their's an angel

I had a friend who was super into me, and I know wanted me but I had a girlfriend and I hate cheaters so I just couldn't do it, the girlfriend of that time cheated me and I ruined her social life than broke up with her, but by the time it was over with her the girl who wanted me got tired of waiting and got a boyfriend but she still invites me over and never has a second place for me to sleep, so I sleep in bed with her. And I think she does stuff to me but I have no proof and it's creepy but I don't want to know if she does or not because that will dictate if she's garbage or not.

Than you try, 'Doms" these days are pussies

I've been pretty good as well. Nothing too interesting going on for me so I've just been spending my days here mostly. Seen your sister at all lately? How's she been?

Interesting. I actually suffered a slight bit of depression towards the beginning of my college semester this fall as well, I nearly dropped out because I just felt like absolute dog shit all day, wouldn't study and would do nothing but come on here and shitpost. I'm really sorry to hear your parents used to beat you, that was probably rough and unfortunately I can't relate, but you need to get out if you're still being hit. I would definitely try to stop smoking, it's just going to make you feel more lazy.

As for not having anyone to talk to, I can sort of relate. My entire family and friendship circle are extremely religious so I have basically no one to vent to anything about, so I can relate to you with that. I've found recently that just talking about shit online can make you feel a lot better, so if you want to vent about anything I'm here and I'd love to chat with you.

College is rough, if you feel you need to take a few semesters off, do it. Take some time to recuperate and go back once you have your head on straight. All I can say is try to find something that you have an actual passion for, don't go into a degree program just for the money, you will regret it.

Life is full of highs and lows, you're just going through a low point in your life, it happens to all of us. It will get better, I promise.

It was a sort of impulse decision. I thought she'd care, but she didn't. She does it too, so its not too shocking

Yeah I'm trying to quit and thank you for the encouragement

Pretend to get wasted one night at her place and "fall asleep" with your dick out. Worst that will happen is you wake up the next day and say you were really wasted and didn't know what happened. Best thing that can happen is you "wake up" as she's fondling you.

>Seen your sister at all lately? How's she been?

yes. like 2 days ago. she is good we went out to eat and talked about family. mostly hers. nothing from our past really ever comes up. which is kind of weird cause of how many years we did stuff. but i guess its normal too.

Or if you're not that courageous at the very least have your pants unzipped and your dick slightly visible through the hole. That way you could say you must have forgotten to zip your pants when you went to the bathroom.

Nah. I wanna rub my fingers over broken skin. Deep down i know and believe the best way to enjoy a woman is under tramtic conditions, but to meet someone so fucked that its how she gets off. The world aint that fuxked yet...and i'll either be old and limpdickey or a deadfag. So yeah.

Samefag here

Sounds fun, might have to discuss that with the next fag who claims to be Dom that I met

You know, I've talked with you enough times now that I should expect her to just never bring it up, but every time you mention that she never even hints about what you guys did in the past...I just can't fathom why it doesn't cross her mind. I know you've said she's busy being a mother and a wife now, but there is just no way she hasn't thought about those memories with you. It's just insane to think you guys fooled around for so long and now it's like that entire period of her life got erased from her memory or something. Maybe it just has something to do with your culture, but really, it just makes no damn sense to me.

have you ever thought about just casually bringing it up? not in like a "we should try that again" sort of way, but just like a "remember when we did it in my car and I came in like 2 seconds? that was a good time".

I would love to know more. My parents didn't care who was in the room when they got horny. Which was alot.

I'm cheating on my boyfriend with his flatmate

Recently had a MMF threesome with my gf of 5 years

Nothins "secret" anymore. And nobody understands, "Hey, I wanna have a life, wife and kids and shit, but do you mind if some times we fuck you need medical attention. An still and understand That this is what my love is?"