Guys need your help fast

Guys need your help fast.

In 8 hours i have to be at a John-as-you-are dress up party, and can't think of which John to pick.

My best picks so far is going as a PokéJohn or Johnnatello from TMNT

>John-as-you-are dress up party

>post gacy
>not going as gacy

its like you're retarded or something

jonbenet-ramsey

FUCKING THIS

John Holmes

Johnba juice

Johnstown massacre

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmiddy

Johnny Cash

was thinking of Johnald Trump aswell

John Wayne
John Wayne Bobbitt
John Wayne Gacy
Dewayne Johnson

Toilet seat on head.
>actual john

yourefuckingwelcome.jpg

If you're buff, Johnny Bravo.

If you're not, Johnny Quest.

Bam, black shirt and jeans. Easiest costume ever.

John wick is the only sensible answer here

Go as John Lennon with bullet wounds.

> John Holmes with the huge dick.
> JFK with a huge libido, but you need a Marilyn Monroe to accompany you.

Is this the latest reddit cool meme?

You can all leave now Trump won, fucking faggots.

>Trump won

What?

>John-as-you-are dress up party
what? what the fuck is this?

You can go as John Cena and be a turbonormie/make friends with reddit retards

Sounds definitely like a retarded American thing to do

>a John-as-you-are dress up party,

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

American here and never heard of this shit.

>Sounds definitely like a retarded American thing to do

sounds more british to me. we don't call them "dress up parties" over here, faggot.

Not to mention the time of day.

>faggot OP is definitely not American

Wouldn't brit fags call them John fancy dress?

Not even OP's trips can save this party.

Being British, I don't have the foggiest idea of what this party is supposed to be.

We don't use the term 'dress up party' either

John Doe

Kill your self faggot

John looking for a whore to fuck

wad of cash in one hand, condom in other and a quarter to make a phone call from jail

>you WILL get laid