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Azor Jon

>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

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Whoever wins Jonbowl, Arya will kill herself

When can we expect the new season

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when will Preston kill himself?

List of human races who have appeared so far in Game of Thrones

>Whites
>Blacks
>

Please add more.

>shota
ah! the superb choice

More pls

TRUE KITN

Pigmy monkeys aka children

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>the wall has spells do prevent the dead from passing
>wights attack castle black in season 1

How do we stop Danny from becoming Queen of Westeros? She now has the Tyrell + Dorne armies, the unsullied, the second sons, the Dothraki and le dragons.

Is it even possible to stop her

KING IN THE NORTH
AGAIN

So Howland Reed is the only person besides Bran that can give truth to the Jon=Targ claim when it comes down to it. Where the fuck is he

April 2017 ;_;

Asians
Jews
Arabs

Post waifus for Jon. I'll start.

A reminder.
Bastard
Oathbreaker
Traitor
Deserter
A coward, a liar, a hypocrite, a murderer
Conspirator
Usurper of the title
Rebel

Littlefinger will become new villain and do something completely drastic after he realizes Dany is coming and North is united. Things he might do:

>kidnap Sansa
>kill Arryn boy
>dig out the evidence of Jon not being a Stark, therefore illegitimate king as well

List of human races who have appeared so far in Game of Thrones

>Whites
>Blacks
>Pigmy Monkeys a.k.a. Children

Please add more.

You are so full of shit it's not even funny

>Heirs don't need to share the last name of the previous rulers, this happens fucking all the time when a king dies without an heir or close family.
Do you even know what heir means?

>Random example, the Tyrells inherited the Reach from the Gardeners when all the Gardener heirs died out, because they were the closest living relatives. And they obviously didn't change their name.
I'm not even gonna waste my time pointing out how wrong you are with that one

Literally neither of those.

Dorne SNEKs didn't know they were getting in with the imp, and try to kill Tyrion behind Dany's back. Dany finds out, kills them.

The only way Dany is hindered in ANY way is Euron's magical 1000 ships take out half of her army via dying at sea. Dothraki don't fight on boats.

You forgot white walkers mane.

But user, he died

List of human races who have appeared so far in Game of Thrones

>Whites
>Blacks
>Pigmy Monkeys a.k.a. Children
>Asians [citation needed]
>Jews
>Arabs

Please add more.

FUCK

happy birthday to me i guess tho

Literally all of these are true

JON ITS AN ENDLESS CYCLE, BRAN IS BOTH THE THREE EYED RAVEN AND BRAN THE BUILDER, WE ARE DESTINED TO REPEAT OURSELVES
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE JON
THERE ARE THINGS IN THIS BOOK YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE, JON

Why is he smiling?

what's worse: stannisfags or CIAfags? Obviously both are Reddit tier

does his penis still work?

List of human races who have appeared so far in Game of Thrones

>Whites
>Blacks
>Pigmy Monkeys a.k.a. Children
>Asians [citation needed]
>Jews
>Arabs
>White Walkers - Super Caucasians

Please add more.

You can climb over or go around the wall

Whilst in (Volantis?) Tyrion and Varys come across a fugly gook red priestess

jonfags

the most reddit tier of all

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One of the red priests was an Asian

>arguing on the Internet
>"I'm not going to waste my time"
Too late mango.

OUR GUYS OFFICIAL RANKINGS

CERTIFIED
>Cersei
>Qyburn
>Sandor
>Beric & BWB
>Meera
>Edd
>Tormund
>Davos
>Pod
>Bronze Yohn
>Night King

PENDING
>Jaime
Depending on how he handles the current situation.
>Jorah
If he manages to uncuck himself from Dany, and survive Grayscale.
>CIA
If he doesn't turn out to be Sansa's bitch.
>Varys
Used to be our guy for sure but he is now marked by the Dany character ruining curse, we'll see how he will develop.
>Theon
See Varys.
>Olenna
See Varys.
>the Maesters
We haven't seen enough to make a substantial judgement but they show promise.
>Jon
Walking a fine line, depends on how D&D handle him.
>Bronn
See Jon.

The Sand Snakes got italians, the chubby asian and new zealander (maori? polinesian?)

Why did he shave?

Can he be trusted? Something was really off with his farewell.

Because he's about to tear Unella's virgin orifices wide open with his gargantuan frankencock

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The only thing tha could stop her is herself. She's the final boss.

So Oleanna telling the sneks to shut up and let the big girls talk (ignoring the fact that Oberyn's sex slave has no rolling legitimacy either) is about the only comeuppance they'll receive for being treacherous whores isn't it?

You are doing the same then

List of human races who have appeared so far in Game of Thrones

>Whites
>Blacks
>Pigmy Monkeys a.k.a. Children
>Asians [confirmed]
>Jews
>Arabs
>White Walkers - Super Caucasians
>Italians
>Maori/Polinesian

Please add more.

Please tell me there's some more "wtf mindblown" twists coming.

Why does everyone think it's going to wrap up predictable af.

Also, this sandsnek

It was expected though, Tyrells were known Targ supporters.

there is no god but kek

The knight kning remembers.

Future Night King
Transforms Danys dragons in icy undead wyverns
Bangs Salsa

What was this guys problem?
What didhe find so funny?

>>Whites
>>Jews
>>Arabs

Same race

>knight king
FUCKING STOOPPPPPPPP

Hardhome was 'wtf is just happening' too

will the show ever be as good as season 1 again?

>>Whites
>>Jews
>>Arabs
>>Italians

Same race

not at all

he was being a total creeper

he fucking winked at bran, what the hell was that about

Season 1 wasn't even the best season.

>non-white detected

How dare that old hag talk to bad pussi best girl like that

Jon... I-I found some books I didn't like
The first three were amazing, they told this rich story of war and political intrigue, but then... then it just started to tell pointless side stories, something about 'wonrldbuilding', just meandering over secondary points and redundant descriptions of unimportant things. And it was so long too, without any reward. Then I finish the last one and I find out there's no more. The books don't have an ending, Jon, they just stop before the finale of the last book.
I... I think I'm done with reading for today

i agree with others that he may work for the NK, the guy probably controls everything north of the wall by now

he's probably mindraped meera by now

Oberyn is latino, Doran is arab or egyptian

>the maesters
The same niggers who control communication in Westeros but are unaware that Jeor Mormont died at least a year prior to Sam's arrival?

Daily reminder that maesters did Summerhall

Can Olenna just adopt some kid and legitimize them?

Is there anyway to save House Tyrell?

>implying

Depends on your definition of race (of which there isn't an established scientific one), let's not overcomplicate things

Friendly reminder these threads are banned off-season.

Reported.

Are Dany and Jon going to marry?

are there actually bears on bear island?

Are you kidding me?

It followed the books so perfectly, just missed some of the vale stuff and the battle with Tyrion.

>he's probably mindraped meera by now

one or both parties would need to be a greenseer in order for mind rapage to occur

broadcasting your reports is a report-worthy offense. reported.

Everybody knows you can't stop Mace the Ace with some pussy ass wildfire

Legitimization is done by a king, not a lord/lady.

Now that's someone I can rally behind.

fuck off got will live until nobody cares

Her son must begin to plow.

muh dik

Fuck off aspie, if you don't like it there's literally like 200000000000 other shitty threads elsewhere

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How the fuck does Elaria have any kind of authority? She's the paramour of the dead second son, who murdered the sitting prince and his heir. Is Dorne really that cucked that the lords would just throw their hands up? They should be lining up to avenge Doran and claim his title.

I think they're gonna do Tyrion and Dany. Whether Jon will even be alive at the end of the apocalypse is a big question.

Varys has been on Dany's side the entire time you idiot. The entire reason he wanted to keep the Lannisters in power in Westeros is because he knew they would fuck everything up and become hated by all, making it easier for Dany to conquer when she arrives

mexicans (jon snow)

Jon got accepted as a half-Stark bastard. The truth is...that he really is a half-Stark, only he's not Ned's son but Lyanna's. Ned still raised him and it doesnt undo his deeds.

LET'S KICK SOME ICE

I believe Mace's wife is alive
Or they could just reveal all of the other Tyrell characters from the books which are absent in the show

Is it Bobby B?

These two niggas were the last reason I was watching the show.

Who should I root for now?

This is some Sup Forumsvangelion shit you got there.

Why wasn't it Joffrey's head?