Ask away

>ask away
When I'm done with my errands should I write more?

Will I get a new bank card today?

Am I eating right now?

Am I eating food right now?

am we gonna fuck before the end of this semester?

Are you watching me?

are*

Have you been watching me before I opened this thread?

dude what the fuck

Are you human?

Are you a human being?

Should I text her ?

Is she as crazy in bed as I think she is?

am I balding

Do you watch other people beside me?

8ball confirmed liar, I know she's a freak

Stop thinking about balding, it's the only solution

Do you do this because you enjoy it?

Will i get money ?

I didn't make myself too unavailable did I?

does it because he or she is a faggot
>not gay
>faggot
>only good use you have to other people is to be burned alive for warmth.

Am I ugly?

i wanna be the top cop in the city with my ex gf sucking my dick

will my wife quit being a bitch?

Should I smoke DMT today?

Do it. Don't be a pussy.

Is Kirby actually going to make an effort to see me when she can?

Is she gonna send me naked pictures of herself without me asking?

They never do.

Does masturbating to pictures of girls with penises make you gay?

will i get my revenge?

In case you didn't understand what those last three digits mean
>7=yes
>5=My sources say no
>4=As I see it, yes

It's too late now. I gave up already.

lol

3 "better not tell yous"
guess who's manipulating the post numbers....

Pussy.

You know what, if I don't see her soon I'm gonna text her and see if she's still down

Should I end my pathetic life?

Will I see him again?

Should I change my life?

Will i get to fuck her?

Should I change my life at all?

do i get to penetrate my mom

Good.

Fucking tell me if I should change my life.

I can tell you right now, If you're asking that the answer is yes.

Am I and her meant to be together?

Okay, but I'm still going to try at this god damn ball.

Fuck the world kid, don't change a goddamn thing. Nobody knows what's best for you and any strides you take toward living a better life will probably be in vain anyways because you're only meant to go as far as you're allowed in life, to go farther means to suffer.

This is the last one, should I try at something, and better my life?

Will I need to get surgery on my hand before I can start boxing again?

Is the tendon permanently damaged? My knuckles been swollen for months now.

Then I am surely an idiot who's purpose in life is to suffer.

Will he talk to me today dammmit?

YASSSS BITCH

Will i have sex with the woman of my life?

allmighty 8-ball, is today the day where i get fucked in the ass and make a video of it for Sup Forums?

No, your tether is shorter or the ball you're dragging is larger.

Should I?

Talking to her a good idea?

when?

26

roll 279 for my nigger alki

Re roll

26?

will I die virgin?

Should I pay a hooker for tonight?

So sayeth the dubs.

So, do you have any advice for me then?

Dubs?

Should i continue the therapy?

is there any chance?

OK errands are done, are you sure I can't write some more?

Dubs?

Yes, there are only 2 things that control your life
>your physical will
>and your mental will
If you will yourself to be stronger, physically, mentally, emotionally; then you will be.
Financially, there's nothing you can do about life, and unfortunately that controls a lot of life, but if you're mentally and emotionally strong, you do what you need to to survive.

Damn

well?

Will I finally die today?

Will I be millionaire?

Singles?

so?

That's some damn good advice. Thanks buddy.

>7 - Yes
>5 - My sources say no
>4 - As I see it yes

will the girl i like date me?

Will OP stop being a faggot?

Never

Would it be successful?

Am I gonna cheat on my gf?

>Don't count on it

Dunno what I expected

Thanks, but I don't even think so.
Just sounds like a lot of fortune cookie bullshit.
>Basically, just do what makes you happy even if it's horrible evil shit because the world is a fucked up place and people use bullshit reasons for justifying the exact same evil they try to deter others from doing.

Check'd

Oh yeah, and don't get caught.
>The one who does the most fucked up shit, gets away with it, and dies at the oldest age wins.

Will I maintain the my GPA this semester?

Does Umasa have a crush on me?

Does she have a thing for me?

Will the brewing fart lead to crapooooola pants?

Fuck.......will I need to replace said pants?

Will I see some beautiful naked titties live up close and in person within the next 5 days?

???

So only enough crap to need only a simple wipe then?

You're a fuckin liar 8 ball.