So what is this thing?

So what is this thing?

A fancy lamp

That's a big library

An orrery.

It's the game of thrones

a giant calendar you fucking idiot

This. Remember that reflecting lamp system from The Mummy? It's that on steroids.

The game of thrones

it's the thing you see in the intro for the show.

Dwemer box puzzle

It's a really fancy light-reflector. The light comes down a central line above it, and then it, along with all those mirrors spread the light around the giant space where you can't have lots of fires/torches without endangering the books. Looked like you could pull on some chains and redirect the light to a spot where you needed it, as well.

Or the light-reflectors are unconnected and that's just a fancy chandelier meant to look like the thing in the intro.

It's the outside of the mechanical map you see in the title sequence

I'm calling it now. A Song of Ice and Fire is written by Sam, after Jon dies, he writes it and everything is from the tales he was told and what he experienced. Plus he's fat like The fat man, it just makes sense. There's your ending. Lord of the Rings 2.0

Both of these. The maesters know how to predict the change in seasons. That's their tool for doing so.

An astrolabe

It's Rand McNally.

So why are the sigils of all the houses on there? Does it predict which house sits on the fucking throne?

a digital wand

or maybe an analogue wigwam

Kek, the way to kill defeat the night king is written in an elder scroll

I would be okay with this.

But they don't predict shit. All the maesters around the country send ravens to tell about how it's grown colder or warmer, and then while the North already knows that it's winter because it's been fucking snowing for weeks or months they finally send out the white ravens to tell everyone that winter really has arrived.

Close enough

In truth, nobody knows. Nobody even has a good theory. The device is a mystery.

It's in the intro of the show.

BANE?

Motionblur

for you

They sent a white raven in season 1 or 2 saying that Winter was approaching

winter predictor version 3.5b

Because Maesters around the country had been sending in ravens saying that it had been getting really nippy.

It's not prediction, it's reporting.

It's the Astrology model that Whoopi Goldberg used in the Dark Crystal.

Giant, overdesigned astrolabe by the looks of it.