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angry cagers edition

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cara

...

*lobs your bike in the sea and gets back in my car*

Anim

Listen to Billy Talent and playing frozen throne

Wait i'm confused whose car does that make it then

popped a tyre, wheelie?
walkgods don't need to deal with that because

very drepressed
everything is going wrong

>it's a "dad starts rambling on about how the universe doesn't exist" episode

oh dear

would only cycle in London. provincial drivers are retarded and suicidal, roads are too wide and traffic is too fast

also London is just pleasant in general

>spends 10000 quid on a frame, tyres, and a simple gear and chain system
Ah yes

*rolls coal on every cyclist I pass*
*gives them lung cancer*
youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY

>His city was not a primary objective in Operation Sealion
Howling

>go into cafe
>they don't have horlicks, bovril, or hot toddy in addition to tea, coffee and hot chocolate

so called """""capitalism"""""

*delivers a career finishing 2-footed slide tackle just outside the penalty box despite holding comfortable 3-0 lead*

that's just, like, your opinion man
imo thats the face of a 10

>he does the virigin cycle

If I ever get into power pakis and cyclists will be deported

>Specialized

FOY

>b-b-but i have a helmet
walkgods don't NEED helmets

>buy bike
>gets stolen
ah yes very impressive

going for a spliff. back in 20 mins or so.

What's giving oral sex to a woman like, /brit/?

they wouldn't even DARE try and land in Southend because we'd send them packing no qualms

motorbike > any other mode of transport

greta gerwig is kind of big a girl but i still would

Well lads?

>hot toddy
alri grandma at christmas

*votes for you*

>in scandinavia/holland/belgium etc they go everywhere on bicycles cause they're just kind of nice people

yeah try going anywhere here on a fucking bicycle haha!!!

How can I destroy my local newspaper lads? They haven't done anything wrong really but I've decided I want to bring them down, Peter Thiel style.

>using a car, motorbike or pedal bike

haha
just put some good shoes on and walk everywhere

>wearing a helmet
spotted the nonce

What kind of cuck drives in London?

"Banter" is just another word for bullying. Stop bullying. Before its too late.

salty coins

no but it's recommended by most medical professionals

>You bike? Don't you own a car?

the taxi driver

>all those testosterone-less runts


HOWLING

Fantastic post

are they allowed to cycle there? if yes the taxi if not the cyclist

successfully started another heated debate

>starts indicating after his front wheels are literally in the middle of the junction
ah yes cabbies very impressive

Bet my life is worse than yours haha

cyclist, taxi was in front and indicating. Shame he didn't go under the wheel desu.

All well known betas

chance would be a fine thing

a fine thing indeed

that it?

Cyclist. Driver clearly indicated in good time, the cyclist could easily have stopped.

car's fault Tbh because he only started indicating at the last second and clearly didn't check his mirrors

What is it that makes them so angry?

I can almost picture their disgustingly fat frames trying to push themselves out of their cars with all of their strength and onto two feet to give a cyclist a piece of their mind, screaming obscenities at the top of their lungs between their heavy breathing as their neck flabs vibrates wildly in all directions, disgusting creatures.

Taxi was indicating, cyclecucks think they are above the law then play the victim when they fuck up - as per usual.

wish i could bike to work every day but my commute is 40 miles

taxi obv.
he can indicate but can't turn until it's safe . cyclist doesn't need to give way

>testosterone-less runts
you're the one who sits on your fat arse all day driving around sat on a big sofa

Do brits live in some kind of parallel universe where you can't use both a bike for small travels and a car to go further away

cyclist has priority regardless of when the taxi indicated

easily taxi's fault

>Hang on, you don't drive? You just ride your bike everywhere?

>Ermmmmm sorry, I don't think you're suitable to be our housemate.

yes

Cyclist, as fucking always

>I love our little weekend bike rides, user. :3 so glad you're not a fat smelly cager like my last bf, he was so angry all the time for no reason!!!

Shut up you vile bint. If it werent for nepotism youd be working the til in tesco

>Taxi was indicating
at the very last second, far too late

>cycle to a date with a qt
>turn up soaking wet because it's a warm evening
>she's driven wild by my carefree, soaking wet attitude

>started indicating at the last second
No he didn't, you can't see too clearly because your view is obstructed by the other cyclists but the taxi is indicating.

been reading a lot of "what turns women on in bed" threads on reddit. futile perhaps but it never hurts to be prepared ya know?

but then there'd be less to moan and argue about

yep

love using the metro and the bus sometimes

>walk to work!? who do you think I am, someone in shape
*grabs the old bikearoo which does all the work for me because im obese*

Only Deanos drive.

maybe but it's all about how you percieve it innit

>go on a cycle date with the gf
>sniff her smelly sweaty arse after it

taking a shit lads

*points to helmet*
*reads out reg number in an angry voice*

>the metro

or as they call it in gay par-e:

le métro

>cyclist has priority
>to undertake at a junction
spastic

I lift in a gym and squat 4 plates, not wear faggot lycra like a ballerina and shit the roads up

>He doesn't own his own home
>He's a rent cuck

imagine living in some provincial shithole town full of ugly A-roads where you can't cycle at all

yank-tier

>riding a bike
>not running
Alri fatboy

carfats getting OBLITERATED

just done a cheeky 'chive 'earch for that soaking seductor post made a while ago and christ alive

which one of you autistic paddies has done this

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why did parliament ban segways and hoverboards

once went cycling with the ex gf and ended up getting my willy sucked in a field on a lovely summer afternoon
MUST say it was QUITE a nice day

is canterbury just in?

what? that's common knowledge. you can't turn before you've checked that it's safe

>tfw i actually want to be a member of our special forces

Life is suffering

Also the fact cyclists only see what they want to see and think they own the road

feels good. I could literally run over a cyclist and not be at fault on my non-cyclist roads

try putting your willy in her fanny

girls like that

love looking at the same familiar faces too
dont look at my phone since i have nothing to look at so i look at the people
looking at the nonces who are looking at women and when they see me looking at them they try to maintain eye contact then look away

from 0:02 onwards you can clearly see the taxi is not indicating

don't ever breathe another word in my direction you odious little skidmark of a man

>I squat 4pl8s
>I don't have the cardio to cycle
so this... is the power of powerlifting
you should be able to do both you fat fuck

Perceive yours better then. You can take that psychology session for free, but all subsequent sessions will be £50p/h xx

because the british public are dumb and cannot be trusted to make sane and logical decisions regarding their own personal safety, thus the government must intervene

>What's that user, you don't ride a bike?

>Oh dear haha! Well meet my new boyfriend, Chad.

CARDIO

KILLS

GAINS