Who else does this after sex?

Who else does this after sex?

What the fuck nigger

B-But why?

WHY

Saved

>no sperm in condom
>after sex
You're a virgin.

Wtf is up with people. Shit like this scares me

Are you trying to give yourself a dry dick or something?

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Who in the fuck would put carpet in the bathroom? Fucking gross!

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I do it during sex

it's called a rug you fucking mongrel

>trying to give yourself an infection

Next time you do it you should kill yourself after. That would be cool.

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This is simply stupid.

Posting in a fucked thread

>shitting on your rug
Don't tell me you've never had a shit hit the bathroom floor. You disgusting whore.

it all started first time I've had protected sex with my current girlfriend, i went to the bathroom after sex and figured what the heck.
It becomes easier to remove condom and it's more stretched out so it goes down the loo quicker. Also, peeing cleans the sperm from the inside out

What I find more worrying is the fact no one has checked OP's dubs

What the fuck

>Urine is sterile

winterfag

I think that's the pattern on his boxers, look right next to his leg, it looks like a tile pattern

Oh fuck I might be retarded, it might not be his boxers

Yep, I'm definitely retarded, it's a rug

It's not you pisscondom, it's one of those foamy bath mats, like a yoga mat material type deal.

It's a rug, OP here btw

>the first time I had protected sex
So you had unprotected sex before that?

You ok there user?

Pull out

That's an odd set of boxers.

OP is that carpet or your boxers? If it is carpet, you are a disgusting animal.

I realised that after I said it lol

Thanks OP

I don't think so

It's a rug, not my house anyways

Are you kidding? I close my foreskin when I pee to make a bulge then let it out. Never had an infection. Piss is healthy and kills bacteria and sperm

OP here, I do that too