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scottish """"cuisine"""" edition

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cara

Absolute love a barm-box

janny's gonna get ya

me and the lads

someone post the british cuisine one

would give my left nut to live in America

need a bf

Anime.

just had sex

wish I could give oral sex to a woman

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would let a sissy brit boy live with me if I could have his left nut

aware

let me go try it out

devon was asking about you :3

hows your arse?

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what was he asking?

what would you do with his left nut?

this 2bh

can i get a quick rundown on 'monica'

haha what am I like lads

i dont know, can you?

he hadn't seen you in a while and was missing you

(I told him you had died)

He came up on a list when he ran out of ideas for my person
Is he out of the nick now?

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>yanks call knock door bunk 'ding dong ditch'

creasing

Cheeky churro donut and double double lads

put it in a jar of formaldehyde and keep it by my bed

hmmm

yeah couldn't get him after 66 questions and wasn't on any list

doing a puke

>tfw too intelligent to have sex

whats that on the top left corner?

>anime and video games are art forms

wish they did these where I live, would fucking devour a munchy box

its called knock-a-door dash you weapon

Business idea

>buy american cookbook
>they have different names for things so I have to google every other ingredient to find out what it is
not a fan of this gimmick

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hoped he'd died desu haha

*cuts inside*

>Dad is dead
>want to learn DIY
>only courses for what I want (literally just shit like how to put a shelf up or rewire a socket) are all in London, I live in Essex
>apparently used to be an adult learning course near me that did exactly what I want
>now they just do really specific woodworking courses like fucking French polishing, framing pictures, steam bending and fucking routing

FOR FUCKS SAKE

bit rude

Watched "The Revenant" last night

The production was amazing

everyone I knew called it that

no fuck off

its "knock a door run" you spastic

nobody cares you nonce

what do you mean 'whats that'
its fucking kebab
you of all people should recognise that

I'm telling him you said that :x

>french polishing
>steam bending

sounds queer as fuck mate sure you're not at the glory hole?

all that shit is probably on youtube

>american cookbook

the fuck

>needing a course to learn to put a shelf up

just google it

>tfw too intelligent to conform to political dogma

ill be honest here i dont even know wtf you people are talking about

We must take from the right nationalism without capitalism and from the left socialism without internationalism

*spear tackles Brian O'Driscoll*

what does a radical centrist society look like?

/brit/: a series of retarded posts waiting for one person to respond. no central theme, topic, nor reason for it's existence

ring a door bell and then run away before they answer

normie kids love it i hear

So are lessons on how to drive but it's different when you actually get down to it

its called knock down ginger

Fucking hell didn't realise I posted alongside such bellsniffs

It's called dirty door smack

Strasserism

>tfw cant make fun of my IRL kiwi friends for only being able to win WCs at home any more

Good post

>Yanks call it ding-dong ditch

Fucking yanks

fat fuckin lenny

misleading title

going for a shower if anyone wants to join me?

x

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>munchy box
>irish flag

?

used to ask what time it was and run off when they went to check, great laugh

hope you drown

oh you mean dandy doors?

if that health hazard is kebab for you then you have way bigger problems to deal with than brexit.

would give my left nut to live in any new world country

>Buy an irish munchbox
>There's nothing in it
>Whole family starves and dies

we have kick a ginger day here

:)

reddit are getting so triggered about trump

just image them typing away furiously

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*raises paw*

garden hopping was THE best childhood pastime

used to love swimming in the bath as a wee lad

döner meat in the uk looks very grim

He was always pretty good
At least you finally beat >us

show me real kebab

>chipper genocide

not that unbelievable

used to love it too

my dad took loads of videos

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so-called gemüse döner

whats the hdmi of moldovia

haha mine used to take videos of my getting changed as well

got any of em lying around? wouldnt mind watching it 2bh

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haha yeah my dad took loads of videos of him fucking my arse

Tfw the prostitute calls you handsome and asks if you have a girlfriend.

He's not going to like that one bit.

more pls