Kobold adventure thread! First option to reach two votes wins

Kobold adventure thread! First option to reach two votes wins.

You attack the kobold highwayman with his own knife. Success! While not all that skilled of a fighter, you managed to stab him right in the head.

The kobold highwayman falls down into the mud. He is dead. You are a murderer.

You:
A) Put on his leather armor (combinable)
B) Stab him some more (combinable)
C) Check your inventory (combinable)
D) Head downstream
E) Swim across the river
F) Head upstream

a and b

Votes require one non-combinable option, and as many combinables as you desire.

A, B, C + D

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D

A, C, D

abcd

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You sigh loudly. You just killed one of your own kind. He had it coming, but still. You wash off the blood on the knife in the river. It's time to move on. You pick up your coin pouch. Leaving the highwayman and his armor to rot, you begin heading downstream.

Before long, you arrive at the human capital of Varadar. The river you were in must be the one flowing through the center of the city. Its imposing walls prevent you from entering it outright.

The sun is still down. The city walls are lit by a huge amount of torches. You wonder who maintains them.

Your wet clothing is getting very cold. The beestings on your body, as well as the bruises, are really starting ot hurt.

You:
A) Enter Varanar via the river
B) Go to the main gate
C) Attempt to scale the walls
D) Visit the village outside of the city

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D. Also what is the inventory, surely that got enough votes?

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D
Also; what is our character's name
Also; MAKE HER GET RAPED NOW

Yo, Inventory? Also D

Also loads of people voted A, where's or armour?

Voting for last scene was:
1x A
1x B
1x C
1x D

2x D

Thus, D won, without any combinables.

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I count 2 (and), 1 (ACD), 1 (ab) and 1 D?

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It's nighttime. Surely you won't be getting into the city without trudging through the sludge-filled river. That's not something you want to do. You decide to head towards the small village at the outskirts of the city.

It's a quiet, peaceful night in the relatively unguarded village. Only the tavern is still bristling with activity, and some rooms at the inn are still lit.

You:
A) Head for the tavern
B) Head for the inn
C) Look for a place to break into
D) Sleep on the street
E) Find a guard to report the kobold that tried to rob you
F) Check inventory (combinable)

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Degenerates

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Quads confirm. Spiderman bread.

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Fucking F+A

E and F

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Quads of justice confirm this is now a Spider-Man thread. Post Spider-Man pics

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A, F

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Inventory:
150x coins
1x wet, ragged loincloth
1x simple linen chestwrap
1x small knife

You decide to head for the tavern. You're not really the drinking type, but you could use a good pint of ale after the rough day you've had.

As you swing open the large wooden door to the tavern, a large amount of eyes shifts their attention towards you. Everyone inside of the tavern is human. Many of them stare you down. You don't really feel comfortable.

You:
A) Proceed towards the bar and order a drink
B) Proceed towards the bar and chat with the bartender
C) Take a seat at a table
D) Challenge the humans to a fight
E) Leave the tavern

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Furfag degenerates

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c

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B

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1x B
1x C

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Go to /trash/ furfags

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