What do I get my boyfriend for Christmas?

What do I get my boyfriend for Christmas?

No sexual suggestions, that's already covered

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Whip and handcuffs

what does he like?

Nothing sexual

a fleshlight. trust me.

Sex is never covered, guys always want more sexual things.

A "Make america great again" hat

what does he like

raccoons, strategy games, jrpgs, and watching dumb shit that makes him laugh

Games I would buy him are not out yet, will probably get that for him when it is out but thats not gonna be in time for Christmas

This

Is he black?
A white pride flag
Is he white?
A black lives matter flag

Get him a model airplane kit.

He has one, doesnt like it

Maybe Ill throw that in too

So far hes gotten a few different sex toys but none really feel that good for him and currently we're long distance

An airplane toy and two towers toys

a strategy game id recomend would be something like hearts of iron 4 or war game red dragon or wargame airland battle they're all great games

Maybe...

Play runaway slave

Make him one of these
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Owns all of them already

Get him a fleshlight

I'm getting my girlfriend Heelys.

I know you said no sex, but never underestimate the power of a surprise blow job. Like if you wake up next to him, just read down and pop it in your mouth. Dont even say anything. If its still soft thats fine - just keep sucking to get it hard.

The gift here is that he didn't have to work for it or ask for it, and mostly that it was spontaneous and unexpected.

This is a good/silly idea but I kind of want to get him something frivolous too

A paper with the entire bee movie script

Go on Amazon or Ebay and look for airsoft guns or a crossbow
Men tend to like gunny gun guns

>not knowing you can pre-order most games

Vita

damn total war warhammer or rome or Napoleonic war? or man of war assault squad 2

Which is?

Long distance right now and even if we werent I would use sex as a replacement for a permanent gift, both should be there

Plane ticket/drive up and literally just bone for 24 hours. You can't really get a better gift for LDR than that.

Likes raccoons and goofy shit? Guardians of the Galaxy if he doesnt have it already.

Yeah but I want something for him to have in his hands then

Will have to check for these

>doesn't know what heelies are
Trash.

Yeah, if its long distance then this is for sure the way to go. Spend your money on actually getting to SEE eachother for the holiday.

An empty box

Like a hover board but not as faggoty

This would be very tough for a few reasons I will not mention, but even if I did that I still wanna hand him something

Go to amazon and search "raccoon", in the first page there are a raccoon woman's panties.
its called "Ababalaya Womens' 3D Animal Print Cute Briefs with ears"

you could also get him something like this

Saw those, bookmarked them

>long distance
Send some sex. Maybe something better than a regular whore, maybe send your little sister to visit.

Planning on it
I wanted to see if Sup Forums could think of some out of the box things my retard brain couldnt, Im just shit at gifts

His dad might accidentally get that gift before he did though

get him this just to piss him off
go on ebay and type
"
Raccoon-Geniune-Fur-Vintage-Long-Coat-Size-Small-Medium"

Get a raccoon plushie
Get a grey fleshlight
Enter fleshlight in raccoon
Best gift ever

theres also rimworld and transport fever they're pretty good

Im trying to be sweet Sup Forums why must you tempt me?

might do

Buy a 200 microscope off amazon

just ignore it

First, are you a woman or a man in a homosexual relationship?

> get a box
> print 10000 pictures of lobsters
> put in a plastic crab at the bottom
Works all the time
Or a collage of shit pictures

Get him a full body raccoon pyjama.

also
this

Too poor for that

he doesn't sound like he goes out much, so yeah, a raccoon pyjamas would be nice for him, right OP?

please dont say he's already got one

What the fuck. I fucking hate saving gifs on phones.

A 6 gig flash drive of lesbian porn

He does not already have one. Would be cute and funny...

Btw I have a rough budget of 70-100 dollars because Im poor as shit and so is he

a raccoon pyjama is like... 8 bucks?

Yeah I was just speaking "out loud" for everyone in the thread to be aware of, not saying pj's are expensive

Vidya?

Sexual favors from You are already covered.
>you probably haven't thought to give him the present of an exciting multistate crime spree spent driving the cars of people you two seduce before closing time, then hogtie them in a hotel room they secured for the "fun time"
You promised and your boyfriend nodded assent to, and fuck them with a greased cucumber while your boyfriend watches and you ride them like a ducking jackrabbit desperate to release the last seed of his species before aliens sanitize the planet and take a set of 10 freshly fertilised females bunnies with them.
You haven't thought that your boyfriend would forever be in awe of your creativity and raw sexual power if you could get away with asking these people if you guys could borrow their car for an errand or two if you texted them and told them where their cars ran out of gas or were Too filled with cheeto and condom wrappers to be comfy rides anymore so you were done and they could go pick it up. Of course these people had given you a "safe word" that actually was a series of raps or knocks with their knuckles on the headboard as their mouths were gagged.
You never thought to go on a spree of signing your victim/playmates faces and entire bodies with colorful Sharpie art, doodles, a human trail of newly created social media and photo sharing accounts documenting the spree and revealing your victims to their friends and relatives as being freaks and willing participants Asking to be tied up and play "raped"

I have thought of all of these, hes the shy one that would
Plus I feel like he should get a straight up present for Christmas and surprises later, no need to limit oneself to the holidays, im just a bit traditional when it is the holidays