Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Sonokawa Momoka-sama claimed ^^
(Esdeath)
Lol are you Esdeath's type as well?
Sameji claim'd
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still here
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what younger and submissive yes very much so. she is my dommy mommy
Found Edgedeath in the comments
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80s bands sure are cool
Claiming Iowa.
Aww we could of had a Smug thread
Fair enough. Fuck me i really need to organize my pictures, this searching shit is a pain in the ass.
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I love you
Thats not Esdese's type though...
She likes strong young men not submissive delicate flowers
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shes a scrublord
git gud faget
doenst evn maek me pop a half chub
Let me guess, has something to do with your shift?
Feel like letting it out tonight?
*smugs*
You ok there Haruhi?
10/10 for this
I can be your dom... i-if you wanted.
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Are you in my head? I've been jamming hard to Knee Deep in the Hoopla (Starship) for the past 15 minutes.
same but im lazy
No no no. Like this
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Iowa girls always have giant milk bags!
>smug
wow i suck at life
I need that book.
> Manifest Breastiny
Hi Alice! How are you?
well she likes them to be able to fight with her. she is still states she likes being the dom in the relationship. she just doesn't care about the weak.
ok mommy
does shinoa like books too? does she read a book a day
Feeling a bit bored, but keeping at video games. The only other option is sleep, and I don't feel like waking up at 6 on a Sunday.
Do anything interesting today Akari?
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No, the job has a band here tonight
You mean Momoka-sama
Are the same but not and the one into the other but you still don't seem to understand so just pet the cinnamon bun and get the sticky all over your hand.
Ooohh. I like
It's a way to obtain knowledge
I came here to smug at you.
youtube.com
Guys check out my "A bugs life" AMV.
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Plenty of waifus here do
>smug
but you agree esdeath would love me right I could fight with her id fight super hard to be with her
>you just scared the crap out of me
>close enough
Corpes don't count
I claim Umi!
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Huh?
It's a wild Umi
a skeeb?
Hi Iowa. Been a while.
Birb
Where do you work where they have an 80s band playing?
No
Gib book
i read the manga is the anime any worth?
The anime is pretty close to the manga, but there are a few omissions. It was fun to watch in my opinion and worth the watch
I've been studying for a math exam all day. I have adderall so that has made it better, but I really dislike this class. I pretty much need an A ringer a B in the course
What vidya you playing? I've been playing the old castlevanias lately.
No
Your smug is shit and needs working
Offtopic or nah?
No
I could take a guess on who this is
I've gotta search through a folder with 12,000 Images with only a vague idea where my hanako pics are. Shit sucks.
go ahead
oh all of my tomo pics are at least in their own folder
smoking needs work too
Is it about Kurome? I have something that might cheer you up a little. I have a gift for you.
カラミチーマス
I need to pay attention to thread more
>Adderall
Sometimes I wish I had this stuff, I can hardly stay focused during classes some days. But then I remember the side effects if you dont' actually need it so I don't try to get it
Right now I'm playing World of Warcraft, I'm leveling my Death Knight so that I can have another character to 110 to be able to make fat stacks to not have to pay $15 USD for a month of time
I dominated Esdeath. It was super fucking hot.
I paizuri'd her sweet ample pale breasts while she called me her daddy. Right after I bukkake'd her she start making out with me. Then she sucked my dick and I almost came instantly. That's how good she was. Then she got on her hands and knees and grinded her juicy pussy against my cock. After I put half of in she moaned with half pain and pleasure. I wss breaking her hymen. A little blood splattered on my meat. But I don't mind a little ketchup on my hotdog as long as it's between tight buns. Speaking of buns, after our 12 hour sex session she crafted most amazing sandwich. It had soft but crunchy lightly toasted brioche bun and just the right amount of the juiciest red tomato. Not to mention the fucking amazing lettuce. Then there was the three cheeses. They worked so well together and brought out the amazing taste in the sandwich. Ooh the bacon though... The fucking bacon was just absolutely amazing. Perfectly sizzled to a crisp. Just absolutely delicious. It was brown sugar and maple flavored. Then there was the fucking meat. Not only was there roast beef but there was also honey-roasted ham. Then the fucking sauce. UNF the sauce was just amazing. It was creamy and a little tangy. The sandwich was almost as beautiful as Esdese's Icy blue eyes. Almost as beautiful as her delightfully round hips and her full butt. The sandwich was like an orgasm in my mouth. That sounded kinda gay, I need to rephrase that. It was like my mouth was orgasming from the flavours of this magnificent sandwich. Anyway to wrap it up, I fucked your waifu, kiddo.
Hanako's face is so burnt black it stole my bike and got shot by a police officer while paying child support to her ten baby momma's
Hmm she doesn't seem to be here any more. Leave the gift with me hanako. I promise I'll take good care of it.
Kek
Sara that you?
>smoking
Happens
I wonder if there is a guide online that can help me...
What would you do for her? And stop killing things, that's very bad.
>not smoking
Beautifully woven, a real piece of art.
I don't know who that is
Hopefully I wasn't given (You)'s last thread.
It's probably poison
This isn't
Smart. I never though i would need them so much before i started coming here.
> Not getting beaten by the police first
2/10
Not so fast mr shekelburg
inb4hakano pulls out her meat and presses it against your lips
Banquet Hall
Im kinda bored but playing FFX.
I'm prescribed it and can confirm the stories. I have anxiety over things I know shouldn't worry me. Plus I think it's starting to take a toll on my body. I plan on quitting once I graduate, which will be this upcoming spring if I don't bomb this exam
I never got into any MMOs but I do like RPGs in general. Maybe I'll give WoW a shot one of these days. What other games do you like?
U just got roasted
Hanako to the burn ward! Hanako to the burn ward
take her off the frying pan first
fug me hanako
well you do now with that qt
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Hey Chen
goodnight
I am the online guide
>SMOKING
Or sorry my dude
(You) have one here
I'll be there when you want to 'shitpost'
Then either talk or don't say anything
>I have anxiety over things I know shouldn't worry me
I have this pretty bad, currently unmedicated and it can be pretty rough at times.
> I plan on quitting once I graduate
Talk to your doctor about this one, because from what I understand, the shock on your system if you quit it improperly can be pretty serious.
And you'd better not bomb your exam! I'm very happy to only have one again
>What other games do you like?
Hmmm, this is kind of a tough question. I liked Dark Souls(1), but I never finished 3 and barely touched 2 at all. Monster Hunter on the PSP is probably my favourite game series though, I probably sunk 3000 hours into that.
My likes in games are pretty inconsistent, but seem to mostly sway towards RPG's
Ohayou cutie
Good night Kyoubot
Teach me your waaays
Claiming Abigail from Stardew Valley
Oh come on now, you are not garbage. Are you ready for your gift? I made it just for you.~
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