Melbourne, Straya thread

Melbourne, Straya thread.

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it's weird to think of australia as a place people live. and not just the place you think of whenever you heard loud obnoxious drunk cunts when traveling. the same goes for america obviously.

I am a Canadian who would give almost anything to visit Australia.

>That year round warm weather.
>Those sexy Australian women with those sexy Australian accents!
>Those warm ocean waters.

>sexy Australian accents

You can't possibly be serious.

You don't want Melbourne if you're looking for warm weather year 'round, mate.

I hate Australians. Beautiful country though.

Firstly let me say that I'm glad you're thinking of visiting us, and you'd be quite welcome.

Secondly though, I want to address a thing people always say about Australia: warm. They want to visit us because it's warm. What we have is called hot. Hot is when there's too much warm. It's when it gets warm but then keeps going past where you'd want it. Hot sucks dicks. Have you ever heard of hot?

>Have you ever heard of hot

No, I am a Canadian. Hot weather is a foreign concept to me.

>I'm glad you're thinking of visiting us, and you'd be quite welcome.

Thank you.

I have heard of dick. And I like to suck dick... therefore if hot sucks dick, I may like it.

Why are Australians so racist?

hello darkness my old friend

I can be a women for you. Where you at?

kings park

Do you know the "Josh Cohen school of music"?

On my way. I will be wearing a red dress

I do, I do..

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Do you entered? How is it? I like his channel on youtube

I don't actually go there or anything. I just know of it and from what I've heard it's quite good. I'm a self taught guitarist, though.

We don't condone racism in Australia anymore.