Ima show u how to turn it up a notch

ima show u how to turn it up a notch

Does it involve Based Notch?

Hoo-ray?
I'm not exactly celebrating that fact. It makes me very embarrassed.

DO A BARREL ROLL INTO DAT ASS, FOX

no it involves a lot of alcohol tho

good, because you're a bitch

Mow

straight, no rocks please.

tfw ur bartender sets up stealth rocks turn 1 and no spinner

I'm s-sowwy

i dont even know what this means

it's ok sweetheart

gay pokemon bullshit

Hey?

Alcohol is blehhhhhhh

>Never frequenting a bar long enough that you're friends with the bartender and get free drinks/harder mixes.

oh I recall those issues.

better than drugs

Arent you a softy.

i basically play pokemon the exact same way I did at your place

play until rng fucks me, scream at my computer and quit

every day I find another reason not to like you

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I'm sorry I'm not fat enough to have a high alcohol tolerance.

I have no tolerance either, you just are the only person I know with less.

Caitlyn is made of paper and he has a pretty robust tolerance.

I think that only happens on TV

Drugs too

I had ONE drink that I thought was decent but someone made it for me and it had like no alcohol in it. Does that make me soft?

ok

still 2 many types and shit

makes you soft as
whatever something soft is.

nigga soft like a kitty cat paw namean

You realize he's also significantly taller than us too right?
That also makes a difference even if he's thin

this is true

my nigga though is the same height as me, probably weighs just a skoch more, but he can drink me under the table

he's also black though

Apparently Kurt Russel is Ego.

Nah.

Pillows?

Everyone wants to be friends with the bartender because its true.
If you tip they typically remember you.

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Oh boy we getting swarthy in here?

I actually don't know who ego is.

night niggers, I have to be up way too early

Also you are soft.
You would be easy to take advantage of.

im just saying it ain't all height and weight

being a bitch is being a bitch

Gib hugs.

Ego the Living Planet.

im manly

But I'm not a bitch, you butt.
I'm an alpha

Yea I had to look it up, Guardians is the marvel series I have the least knowledge of

>can't handle one shot
>not a bitch
nigga I'm a bitch too and I know one when I see one aight

I don't like the taste and even I can handle one shot...

I obviously have no experience with this but I thought people were always after that but they would never get it since the bartender could get in trouble if they gave out free stuff.

And maybe. It's hard to speak for myself in this situation.

how old were you when you had your first orgasm?

Hey hey hey, you really should see me when I'm out with my friends I can actually do a lot more for some reason, not like peer pressure but having a good time?
When I'm alone my tolerance severely declines.

If we are counting technicalities, 13.

You've never been drunk before?

Same, and Strange. But I don't follow big name comics that much. I prefer smaller titles and one-shots.

Asians can't handle really booze.

>If we are counting technicalities, 13.
wait what. how can you technically have an orgasm it's a pretty binary event

Post some porn already you circlejerking faggots

I think I have the opposite issue

sure

12

I was sucking on my own cock when it happened.

Once at a convention but I don't really count that since it was sort of my first time.

That's not entirely true I think.

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What else would you like that's also hipster?

I mean I could climax, but I didn't cum when it happened.

Your tolerance lowers when you're social?
Well then that just means you are the bitch if I can outdrink you while present. :3

Post something good first yourself, bub

It doesnt count having a rum chocolate.

mornin sunshines

let's have a drinking contest fuckboy

did you get pokemon

there have been problems, I won't be able to get it for another week or so

Oh look it's you.

You probably might win then, physical presence for some reason makes the difference for me.

it's meeeeeee

major or minor problems

well I can't do it now anyway I have no liquor

rip me

sux 2 b u

minor

Games are expensive as balls in Aus. I could either get a 3DS and pokemon for like 300 bucks, or I could get the 2DS/pokemon bundle for 160 but wait a bit

Considering I haven't been able to work more than two shifts a week for the last 2 months or so I can't really afford to just throw away money

Also, nintendo switch is coming between 300 and 400 AUD.

So, you might wanna hold on to that money a little bit longer.

my own damn fault for doing other things on a saturday besides buying liquor when I live in the state of PA

that's a good decision since there is literally no application to the 3d function whatsoever

I have owned a 3ds for years so it was a nonissue for me

ew

Only hipster shit I read is what's story-timed on Sup Forums. Other than that, the most obscure thing I've tracked down and read was probably the Maxx.

>tfw a dumb stupid cunt tries to act like they act teach anyone something

What does that mean? You can't buy stuff on sunday?

Was he mad?

Well, Nintendo is planning to drop support for the 3ds eventually, so you might as well get the new stuff if you want to get into the whole thing anyhow. Just saying.

stick up your ass instead of a cock, huh

good morning

What?

there are almost no nintendo games worth owning in the modern era, I only bought pokemon since I had a 3ds anyway and no standards for pokemon

yeah, PA is stupid. Current governor is rolling back some of those laws but my local liquor stores still don't open on sunday

I don't know what that is and I probably do not care much. I just want to build a lizard harem in pokemon

I do not feel like spending 300 bucks on anything

Yeah exactly.

*hugs

>I wanna die

Could have gotten a 3DS for $99 on black Friday.

maybe the worst gimmick nintendo ever came up with

i encourage it

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Pffffffft that's great.
I love stupid laws like that, enjoy ur Tejas

The lizord is shown with a lot of money bags. Is it a nigga lizard who steals money from trainers or something?

In Australia?

Nintendo loves its gimmicks so there's probably something worse they've done at some point.

I recall something about friend codes ages back

In the first part, yes. But things blurred in the second. They were all mad at that point.

Get sleep.

nigga what I'm in pennsylvania

Oh right online play on the original ds was retarded af too

How riveting

I'm saying they have a similar ordinance.

In true Japanese style, it's a lizard where the females use mind-control pheromones to attract and control males of all kinds of species.

I think the "thieving coins for their own little dragon hoard" is a fan-canon thing.

Yeah I never even tried it. Used to play Mario Kart with a big group of friends in HS and that's about it.

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oh

they also are hasgunz, like PA, so I'll still take that over commiefornia bullshit

I did like twice and gave up since it was too much of a hassle.

Oh I knew about the harem thing but when you say that they collect stuff for their dragon hordes it sounds far cuter.

I know, I'm waiting for daddy trump to grant me asylum from this place after succession.

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Pain, I guess it's a matter of sensation
But somehow you have a way of avoiding it all
In my mind, I have shot you and stabbed you through your heart
I just didn't understand, the ricochet is the second part
Cause you can't hide what you intend
It glows in the dark
Once you've sought the path of revenge
There's no way to stop
And the more I try to hurt you
The more that it hurts me

Actually it's probably because the black part of the head and the two little bits that come off the neck make it look like it's wearing a stocking over it's head or something.

So it looks like a thief.

interstate freedom of movement still applies, you can leave anytime

No. They have a no fun tax remember.

I really want your folder now

If only such things were that easy. I really don't know how I'd fare in the job market elsewhere.

Well your cheap DS potential does not help me

I'll dropbox it later or something

can't know until you try

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Well the first problem is I'm not sure on location.
I would like somewhere with snow but all the pussyfarts who moved here said they moved here to get away from it.

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someone go to work for me tonight so I don't have to

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move to philly it's the best place

I kinda wish I still had work, next week is my last of the semester and I don't feel like I have enough money

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