You're walking out of TGI Friday's when this guy bumps into you and squeezes your little sister's ass. What will you do?

You're walking out of TGI Friday's when this guy bumps into you and squeezes your little sister's ass. What will you do?

Ask the nigga where is intestines went

Fuck him in his twink ass

>Jokes on you, that was a stranger because nobody's along with me

Why do I have a sister?

Why am i on a date with her?

Is this a thinly veiled request for TGIF wincest? Spiderman pls tear down this thread.

suck his cock obviously

Dont confront him....

Sneak up behind him and choke him the fuck out!

Then stomp his fucking face in.

Ask him if hes part graboid because my sister is 6 feet under.

Give him a sandwich.

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No freebies, you twink fuck. Cough up 20 bucks before a break my foot off in your faggot ass. 200 if you want the full course with this little slut.

thanks, now i wont be able to look at biden without thinking of the purge.

Aim for the ribs and see how many I can break

>bumps into me
>squeezes my sister's ass

I ask if OP was autistic when he thought that up

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He gives your little sisters ass a slap too.

Shoot him in the head

okay sir

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You're welcome guys

Tell him to fuck off and knock his stupid ass out.

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"You motherfucker, I'll... wait... wait, when did I get a little sister?"

"Oh God. Oh dear God."

"The time travel worked."

I don't have a sister and don't dine at TGI Friday's. So there's that.