Alright, Sup Forums, post three facts about yourself

Alright, Sup Forums, post three facts about yourself.
1. 25 years old
2. Own two cats
3. Drinking rum and coke.

>18 years old
>Drones for the USAF
>Wired on redbull right now

1. 25 years old.
2. Own 2 cats.
3. Like rum and cokes.

1. Virgin
2. Browse Sup Forums daily
3. Nothing will change

You dirty bitch

>pervert
>insomniac
>in love

I remember being on here what I was 17. Nfukci g crazy

Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you started a thread ( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

>am crab
>will pinch
>walk sideways

Age Brian?

1. 18 yo
2. pretty drunk
3. Still talks to ex gf

1 Am Bisexual
2 All my friends are girls
3 Still play with legos, despite being 19

>32 years old (been browsing for 11 years)
>1 Doggo (Cats are super gay)
>Drinking Sailor Jerry and Dr. Pepper

1. 25 yo
2. Still in college
3. Only have sex with girls younger than me bc they make me feel better about myself.

1. Tried to kill myself Thanksgiving night by swallowing an entire bottle of pills...but failed like I fail at everything else in life.

2. Am super attracted to young chubby chicks.

3. 33 Years old.

1. Manipulate people to the extreme
2. Don't care for many
3. Not happy with most of my life choices

s a d

1. Very impulsive.
2. Fat.
3. Big cock.

Isnt it?

Really and truly dude.
I can't do anything for you but give you a virtual hug.
*hug* hope something goes right for you soon.

1. Check
2. These
3. Dubs

1. human
2. breathing
3. awake

checked

what dubs?
these dubs?

24,
Engineer
married

>20
>Depressed
>Wish that I was never born

Wait...people aren't kind on Sup Forums.