>be me >ear blocked up with earwax >deaf >this carries on for months >months of a blocked ear >nothing comes in nothing comes out >today >get sick of it and fill it with olive oil and blast with shower >slight improvement >few hours pass >itchy ear >scratch with finger >put hand back on my phone >notice a particularly fucking rancid smell >smell finger >fuckme.json >wipe ear out with tissue and try and push this loose 6 month old wax mixed with olive oil out >look at tissue >blinded by the scent of this shit >practically growing fungi >the smell coming out of my ears I can't get rid of it
Sup Forums what do I do
Jaxson Davis
dat pic tho
Kevin Ramirez
Put rubbing alcohol in it
Levi Bailey
If you're serious, they got these things called ear irrigation bulbs. You can use it to suck the shit out.
Nolan Ward
Kill yourself nigger. But before then poor some vinegar in your ear to take care of wat ever is in youre ear.
Brody Peterson
Confused.
Is the earwax out but your ear still smells or is the earwax still in and stinking out your hearing holes?
Robert Campbell
Any pics op? Also did you have ringing in your ear while this was going on?
Ryder Thompson
Lay on your side and pour Hydrogen Peroxide in your ear, then clear out that ear with a little head motion and you're good. Doesn't cure the smell at all, ten bucks says it'll actually make it worse, but it will fix your problem right up. Isn't the best way, but it's a way and it's a way I've used before (although I've never been such a slob that my ears literally fill with shit, that's just nasty son).
Jaxson Stewart
Provide pics. Also, clean your ears everyday to slowly get rid of that smell
Jayden Nelson
Vicks vapor rub under your nose, after a shower.
Brandon Gutierrez
It's probably otomycosis
Ryan Evans
Half of it has come out and half of its still in. It took months using different kinds of oils and eardrops to get this half out, the other half isn't moving at all.
I haven't got any pics sorry, I ran to flush that tissue down the toilet fast as I could.
Dylan Hall
Just go to the doctors and get your ear flushed out, takes like literally 2 minutes for him to do it.
Nolan Collins
I get this about every six months. It's not too hard to fix, don't worry.
>Get a syringe (no needle of course) >boil water and put it in a bowl. Add cold water to make it comfortable but it needs to be hot. Add some salt and olive oil (only a small amount). >Fill syringe >Put syringe in your ear but orient it so that it blocks your ear from the outside air. >Quickly pump the mixture into your ear. You're aiming to create a vacuum. I always aim it into the roof of my ear.
Takes a few tries but clump and clumps of black ear wax will spurt out of your ears if you're persistent.
Nathan Wright
In the UK, we can go to a doctors for this. They'd of syringed the wax out and treated it an anti fungal. Maybe, wherever your from, you could try the same?
Juan Price
Go to doctor. I had blocked ears and rancid wax for a few weeks. Turns out it was the result of a massive infection that spread to my jaw.
2 surgeries later I look like I had a stroke and I'm deaf in one ear, but I'm still kicking.
Ryan Baker
This. Thank you NHS
Jose Reyes
This sounds like a damn good way to blow out an eardrum or something
William Rivera
this actually creates nerve gas
Nolan Hughes
I've been to the doctor and the lazy cow just told me to keep using eardrops
Nolan White
>salt water and olive oil makes nerve gas >what
Kevin Bell
This is exactly what they do at the doctor's office
Josiah Powell
Sofradex
Owen Reed
You're clearly new here
Adrian Murphy
Peroxide and warm water they sell syringes at Walmart for ear wax removal at the pharmacy
Isaac Morgan
You're fucked dude. That shit is in the form of your ear canal. It's a spiral. That's why it's not coming out. It can't. You need a solution to liquefy it and drain it. Gonna take several times to get it all out cause there is so much of it. Stop letting it build up for so long, it's gonna damage your ear. There is something wrong with you cause ears are supposed to be self cleaning. Go see a doctor
Brandon Cox
See a specialist who will remove it for you. He doesn't want to deal with it
Jordan Roberts
Wet inside of ears in shower, clean with cotton buds Post pics
Angel Smith
>earrigation bulb
Jaxon Bell
oh god what the fuck that is not normal dog behavior
Jaxon Roberts
Mix equal parts rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide. Lay on your side, and pour the mix into your ear and let sit for 5 minutes before draining. Repeat until you can hear normally. Oh, if you have an infection, it will hurt like a bitch when you do it - at that point you'll need a doc for antibiotics.
Daniel Perez
This. You have the war equivalent of an impacted bowel. Get a doc to run a vac up there and suck out pus filled infected earwax.
I'm another note: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN EARS YOU FUCKING RETARD. I bet you don't wipe after pooping and haven't brushed your teeth in years. The last time you genitals felt water was before puberty and your like those dreaded jamacensthat don't ever wash their hair. For fucks sakes man fucking FUCKSHIT
Anthony Lopez
Don't do this the spoon explodes in your hand when you add the cold water!
Christopher Watson
Just go See a doctor before dying of sepsis
Cooper Rodriguez
I get lots of problems with earwax due to dry skin flakes. I use a ear spoon for most of the time but occasionally need hydrogen peroxide. Haven't needed to syringe it out in 4 years. Before this regime I'd be at the docs every 3 or 4 months.
It always smelled rancid before as well.
Jace Williams
See a doctor, friend had this, permanently ruptured his ear drum
Luke Lopez
Ears are supposed to be self cleaning. If you have problems with earwax build up then it's a problem that you're going to need to be on top of for the rest of your life.
Alexander Torres
>I get this about every six months dafuq? have you seen a doctor? surely that is abnormal
Nathaniel Hernandez
get woke newfag
Jeremiah Young
thats an ewok dumbass
Henry Turner
see a doctor you fucking retard, they would've removed that shit in 10 minutes for free
Nathan Jenkins
You need to go to an ear and throat specialist. They'll dig that shit outta you. Maybe even record that so you can see how much of a fucking slob you are.
Who knows maybe you have a bug in there, look up wax removal online and enjoy some nightmare fuel worse than the dankest of memes