>be me
>nearly Christmas time
>have 4 year old daughter
>don't have job
>can't afford Christmas presents this year
>made her this fort out of cardboard boxes for a Christmas present
>hoping she'll like it
Am I a shitty parent Sup Forums?
>be me
>nearly Christmas time
>have 4 year old daughter
>don't have job
>can't afford Christmas presents this year
>made her this fort out of cardboard boxes for a Christmas present
>hoping she'll like it
Am I a shitty parent Sup Forums?
stop spamming this shit you faggot
no I'd do the same. this actually brought a tear to my eye. but you are doing better than a lot of ppl judging by your house remember that and to thank your higher power or Santa Claus or what ever.
you have this huge ass TV and you cannot afford a proper gift?
to answer your question, yes.
Playstation VR infront of the TV, 400 dollar price tag confirmed. Now this is trolling!
this, if you can afford a 400 dollar paper weight with no games you can afford toys for your child. Get a job or KYS
Nice house, beautiful TV, Playstation, electronics and shit.
Either this is shit bait or yes, you're a shitty parent.
Even if real, that fort is absolutely fucking terrible. Start over and put some fucking effort in.
I did put effort it, but that's all the boxes I could find, I also ran out of tape and can't afford any more, so even if I could get more boxes, I can't tape them on, and glue is more expensive than tape.
>the struggle is real
Get the fuck out of here, now I know you're full of shit.
I'm being serious
>big ass tv, ps4, decent house
>can't afford tape
sell your playstation if you cant afford shit
>PSVR in background
>cardboard gifts
Okay
>inb4 cat
But then I won't be able to use my PS VR and I'll be stuck with just the Oculus Rift
OP is a spamming faggot who is the most terrible parent on the face of the earth. You are a disgrace to the human race and the only solution is to kill yourself and leave your corpse as a present for you daughter.
the fuck is wrong with your floor?!
>hueg ass cracks
>black shit
>white things crammed in the cracks
But your daughter can't interact with the cardboard fort user, so just keep the PSVR so you can actually see her.
My dog decided to dig a plank up, so that's a temporary repair job until I can get the carpenter round in January... That's if I can afford it, I'm broke remember
sell your blood or plasma, use the money to buy her gifts. shit's not hard
I live in a country where blood is donated, they don't pay you for it
Yes,stop playing with your self and get a job faggot.
That would be a better present than a bunch of fucking boxes
which country?
How can I wrap myself if I'm dead though? I mean I could probably wrap myself and then try and an hero, but that would be hard and probably rip all the paper.
England
Copypasta posted yesterday too. Beg thread in disguise?
I'm not begging for anything, but I'll sell you the fort? $100?
I hate how americans never have anything on their walls. Fucking degenerates. Fortunately, with Trump in office, your time is over.
>Sell TV and VR
>Buy braces for daughter
Best Christmas ever
is that little pipe thing there so she can fuck herself? looks good to me if so.
i see a VR headset on your media center... i would assume so
...
She's 4, she has baby teeth
Obvious bait but sell some of that fancy shit and buy her some presents you selfish fuck.
sounds like your daughter just deserves a fucking kick in the mouth then doesn't she? ungrateful little cunt... you both can go fuck yourselves
Okay, how much will you give me for the fort?
'bout tree fiddy?
What state op?
UK
You're the type of kid that goes to school only to steal lunch bags and build forts later on at home
Thats not a fucking state OP
The united Kingdom is a Sovereign state.
...
HE HAS HIS PRESENTS ALREADY LOCKED IN HIS GYM.
fuck off fred
...
>be me
>16 y/o emofemfag
>living in UK
>going through childhood pictures
>find photo of Christmas '16
>See myself in a fucking cardboard fort my kike dad made because he couldn't unsubscribe from FacialAbuse.com
>Remember how terrible I felt that Christmas when I didn't get the Barbie doll I wanted all year
>mfw
hes saying tht hes out of job right now.
op, what doyou do when yo have moneydo you use it on buzz/drugs or you spend it opn your family? that will show what kind of father you are.
To be fair, you had a PS VR before Christmas '16. Something nearly all kids wanted, but was out of stock almost globally by November
Nice bait
Every year. You need to do better than the last. No matter what your limit is, if you try to make each christmas better than the one before. No one can judge.
Renamed this picture Zoe just because of you user. The least you could do is try and score some coke and sell it off for a quick profit to buy some 4-year-old-girl shit. Please; don't ruin the poor girl's Christmas. IF YOU REALLY, REALLY, can't get money in any way, then you'd better make sure you deliver warm love and a Christmas spirit. Also, no Tesco ready meal shit. Get something from fucking Sainsbury's at least. One of those fancy Jamie Oliver meals.
nice floor :)
where's the kitchen?
OP, get some cheap paint and paint it pink. Fuck brushes if they're too expensive, just use your hands. A pot of paint from your local should only be ~5 quid.
>Pink fort
>Christmas present
>Cheap and homemade
>Appreciated nonetheless
>?
>profit
in there
Sell your PSVR and fix your floor you fucking retard
Floors getting fixed in January lol, carpenter is waiting on the wood.
WARNING
THIS THREAD IS COPYPASTA
YOU ARE BEING TROLLED
Let your daughter give blowjobs to other men, watch the $$$ flow coming in.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Flog the CD's for a bob each. Do it user. Make it a "yard sale".
>Fun for Zoe
>Makes you money so you can buy her a good present
>Merry Christmas.jpeg
Really, how many fucking times do you need to watch the tron legacy. Just sell that shit. Yard sales are piss-cheap to set up too. Just sharpie "cd's for sale so I can give my daughter a good christmas" or something on a piece of cardboard and put it outside. People will give in and help you out for her sake.
Your daughter is 4, she wont remember this shit, save your money and buy her a gift thats memorable when shes 13, ir better yet get a good job and save your money until she expresses an interest in a career field or school of thought that she can dedicate her life to and buy her education... or you can get hung up on a 4 year old that literally is stoked to have a cake or candy and thinks thats the pinnacle of human experience, she isnt going to give a fuck, shes your baby she loves you, you insecure double nigger.
How old is she? If she's 4 or older then you are a shit parent
shitty parent? maybe (probably)
shitty craftsman? definitely
could've spent more than 10 minutes on the fort.
oh well, she's 4 and probably retarded so it doesn't matter.
i'm sure the crooked fort will even out in her cross-eyed stare.
Send me your e-mail, ill pay for her christmas
dude? someone has offered this every time he's posted.
he's trolling and may have gotten $500 some user offered when he posted last night.
OP don't be retarded and post your personal email. Make a non-affiliated new email.
>Just in case
kek. santa be praised! in the name of dasher, dancer, prancer and vixen -- amen.
I don't think he needs $500 lol
ask OP for confirmation timestamp before offering anything
newfags
newfags everywhere
neither do i, but some user offered him $500 last night. this fucking thread has popped up at least 3 times that i've seen.
That fort has the worst glory hole I have ever fucking seen. You are a shit tier parent
OP here, if it's popped up 3 times, one time wasn't me.
Go to reddit and post your sob story. Those niggers love giving kids shit
Decorate it a bit. Maybe add some more boxes to make it larger.
>huge house
>big ass TV
>don't have a job and can't provide for his family
Yes you are a shitty parent. You are a fucking failure and disgrace on your ancestors. Learn how fucking take care of your personal finances. I would tell you to kill yourself, but that would be too fucking easy for you. I hate people like you. The best thing you can do is to get life insurance and then hope you get killed by something you fucking shitstain.
This. Needs more boxes.
sauce/more pls
i just love how the fort moves around the house;
anyway are u a single father or what? ask her mother to help ya out at least this time
>also
get a job m8
The fact that you actually care enough to build something means you do care. I bet she'll like it, after all; she's four. Caring makes a good parent.
use like 20 more boxes and A+
that's a shitty fort, she would not even be able to hide with that lame transparent door
It's not a door, those are meant to be curtains lol, the door is at the back, she has to crawl through
hell Im 23, from upper mid class, and I would still be happy as fuck with a box fort
It is the thought that counts
teach em what really matters from an early age
you made this same thread yesterday
My situation hasn't changed since
Here's something that would change your situation for the better.
A lasso? She's not really into cowboys, she likes pirates more
>VR headset
>PS4
>Huge ass TV
Bait
Also
>about to buy/rent a movie
That's Netflix
Is zoe a dog?
Fucking gangster.
everybody is my dawg
ooooh has OP started asking for donations yet? That's my favorite part.
I've never asked for donations lol
"yet"
Lol fuck off he values his psvr and huge tv over his daughter. Wouldn't take any effort to sell that shit and get a gift. No pity for the samefagging, reposting. POS op.