Can anyone photoshop this to make me a bit taller please

can anyone photoshop this to make me a bit taller please

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You on the left or right?

im the man

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You're a small, short child.

ha

no im 6'1 with shoes, those girls had very big heel shoes

Well you are at the right level for Connie Chungs tits.

fuck you idiot ....

im not very good at this photoshop stuff

oh yea be rude to me cus im taller than you, very mature, are you like 13 or something?

wow man cheers, appreciate the effort

Well done user kek

6"1' my ass. I ain't never heard of an eight foot talk chink.

dont even need photoshop for shit like this, can be done on ms paint easily, here dude, even gave u cool shades and a manly beard man

literally everyone knows yao ming u retarded fag hes like 9ft

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Birth defects don't count.

Not sure if trolls trolling trolls or there really is this many newfags

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if birth defects make u one of the greatest athletes of all time then ill have one birth defect please thank you sir and dont u dare to talk shit about my man yao ming ever again u little shit

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Most Chinks around 5 ft, he is therefore a birth defect.

what the fuck are you talking about? i just asked to make me a little taller jesus

Shoulda posed with two Mexican women, They're usually under 4 feet, shorty.

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so china's national basketball team is just a bunch of chinks with birth defects? fair enough lol

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China breeds them. They're injected with ghetto nigger serum.

>me

Sure dat faggot, this pic is olden than you.

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I felt free to photoshop your family in.

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I hope you are the girl on the right, else I fucked up.

Nice job nigga
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whats your point dude? yes i went to a lakers game i got a chance to take a pic with two girls, good work detective

Mothers lock up your daughters, before this fucking lunatic gets chance to

why do you have these saved?

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Was your mommy there with you, short stack?

girl on the left knows this dude is gona follow her home then brutally rape and murder her

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do you actually think youre talking to the guy in the picture and not a troll

this is good but now my head looks tiny as hell man could u make it a big bigger

Not that naive. Just feeding him a snack.

You are welcome bro

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the left one looks abit like leslie knope

perfect my man thanks, wrap it up boys case closed

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what even is this
quadra-boobed megamind

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kek'd 'n' chek'd

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Kek

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lmao

What is that under his shirt

I work for disney

ok

lmao

is like undertaleĀ“s doggo

Tall Asians aren't a "birth defect", but even if they were, it wouldn't be hard to get together a national basketball team with tall people anyway, considering the ridiculous size of their population.

To be fair, they are a rarity though. Again, population size tho