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I dunno when to show up to work tomorrow because i forgot to ask my boss and now im FUCKED.

I can either show up at 6am or 7am though when i show up at 6 i might be early and piss my boss off. Otherwise i might be late with 7am. I dont know ...

Dubs decides + my excuse in case im too early/late.

Just show up at 6 and hide in like an air vent or in a filing cabinet for your shift.

Also calling him at 11pm is not an option either and there is no planner i can look up.

Tell him you're early because its burger time somewhere.

just come in at 6am, if your'e supposed to work at 7 then just hang out for an hour. or just call your boss right now and ask him you fucking autistic sperg

Get there at 8 and tell him you're late because you were watching soaps.

Dis nigga sleeping rn man

Call his wife and ask her to ask him to do what time for food work start time is.

Don't show up at all. If boss asks why, tell him you were busy masturbating the entire day.

Show up at midnight and camp out in the car park until your shift begins.

Face time him with your cock out faget

Show up at 7. If late, tell him you fucked his wife.

Show up at 6 and dont clock in til 7

show up l8 and tell him u were bout to fuck david stump grinder but Ur dad said no.

6:30am

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This, it'll show your appreciation for your boss so he'll let you off whenever your late because he knows you love him

Hide in the bushes at your work at 6 am and call your boss and ask him what his fav scary movie is

show up at 1978pm and if he spouts tell him you shuckled his fuggernanny

Its their responsibility to tell you when to show up to work, in advance. Show up at 7am.

Tell the truth, you didn't tell me like you're supposed to.

Call him right now with back to the future on full volume in the background. Then show up at 6 and suck his dick faggot.

Win

Does it matter if you show up early surely this shows your dedication to the job, and its better to be safe than sorry

OP here: finally a get. I will call him rn and record a vocaroo. He will fire me most probably. But i hate my job anyways. Be right bacc

Show up at 6 with two coffees you faggot

Why would he be mad if you showed up too early? Just tell him you wanted to have some time to ready up if he asks what you're doing there early. No one's gonna think of this negatively, if you show up too late that's another case entirely

why would showing up early piss your boss off ?

Shove a jar up your ass

Just call in sick :^) Problem solved.

Because the job that i do there requires a full shift and he would have to pay me an extra hour and they hate that

Your job is gay show up at 6am if the boss hets pisses kick him in the dick sack give him an atomic wegie and tell him you quit.

An hero and stream it on /b at 6am.

Rape your boss with a 15 inch black rubber cock and stream it on /b at 6am.

This with a jar up your ass then an hero.