>Enter shower
>See this
Wat do?
Enter shower
Well first I'd like to take a quick wiff of her pussy. Soon after realizing that someone has already nutted in her, I'd like to TAKE A BAT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! FOR SHE IS DAMAGED GOODS!
Bend that ass over obviously
Tip my fedora saying good day maam
Run like fuck
MAN THE HARPOON!!!
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Turn 360° and walk away
>Back away slowly
>GET HARPOON
>Chase it out of the house
>Watch it run
>Watch the fat bounce
>Masturbate
Grab my toilet brush, them folds aint gonna clean themselves
Clean her booty and suck her tatas
You do realize that if you turned a full 360° you would be facing her again, right?
You do realize that 360 degrees is a complete circle right? If you turned 360 degrees and walked away you'd walk only further towards her.
"IF I PULL THOSE OFF WILL YOU DIE?"
Cum on her face
Yeah, but THEN he'll walk away.
Hello newfag.
You didn't get it dipship.
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Newfag
>enter shower
how?
This
You didnt ship it, dipclip
Shoot them, plant a knife by the body call 911
you must be nugget here
Tell her to get on her knees and spit on my dick. Then tell her to deep throat me to lube it up. Bend her over and stick it in her ass. Pull it out and tell her to blow me some more. Cum all over her face and get her to take a selfie. Make her upload it to facebook/instagram and make it her profile picture. Leave and never return.
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use a crane to get her out
I'd hit her with my harpoon, by which I mean my penis.
get out of my house please, maybe come back when you lose some weight.
Play with her tits. See what it feels like if I stick my boner into her belly flap.
then realize thats what youve been doing this whole time
id be confused, how did she get into my house without making a hole in the wall?
Nothing as it would be to late because i cannot move at 11,184 m/s
Push it back into the ocean.
grab her soft, fleshy hips, get boner, fuck her good
Shower together, and then tell her to go wait in my room while I go buy some condoms. Tell her to keep the room warm and don't get dressed.
fuck piggy