Guise i need a job that doesnt drug test

guise i need a job that doesnt drug test.

any fast food resturant

or you could stop doing drugs

Marijuana dispensary

this

Drug dealer

Become a drug dealer

>guise i need a job that doesnt drug test.

Gay Hooker

but theyd want me to get a stupid weed card for 400 bucks. which is bull shit

Hooker

literally any part time sales job where you
have a supervisor. in my past 2 jobs like that
theyve never tested me.

Do like the nignogs do and go on welfare.

being a nigger pays good if you do it the white way

id rather not. i have a job but im always scared they do randoms. i keep a piss bottle on me but it doesnt stay warm

This, target doesnt drug test upon hire anymore, but they can still fire you after they send you out for a drug test if they suspect you're high.

start your new career in being a fucking piece of shit cunt jew banker today !

So you just carry a bottle of piss with you everyday to work?

>changing your personal life for the approval of a corporation.
lol , faggot.

If you're in New Zealand I got a job. Seriously.

only sometimes. its peak season so i dont suspect theyll do randoms, but definitely after christmas

if only we were actually free.

im an nzfag lets meet.

Sup Forums mod

thank you for your kindness, I am not in New Zealand. what do you do

They are 40

>guise i need a job that doesnt drug test.
Gotta be great living in 'merica.

Jimmy John's doesn't drug test.

the pre apocalyptic wonderland

>using a product of the economy to define your personal life, creating a paradox of stupidity and ruining the relationships around you

Pretty much any job

Target. Only drug test if you cause an a major accident.

>paradox of stupidity
>i don't understand it so it must be stupid

high sodium irony is my flavorite.

ive met a black banker. he was cool.

You could settle for a nice, quaint little fast food restaurant, any retail sales, etc.

Or you could, you know, grow the fuck up and stop doing drugs until you have a good job

...

you mean beside hiring traps ?

>i'm a life coach, AMA.

Comic book/freelance illustrator, my man. I could work naked whilst smoking fatty and still get paid.

Whereabouts are you in the country?

I run a business. I don't own it, I just run it.

I can't really tell you much other than we work online with businesses across the nation... I'm sorry...