What song would you play?
Vagina speaker plays music for baby
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Does it have bass?
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>not wanting to bring up your unborn child on Swans and Death Grips while its in the womb
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kpop
Holy shit
Static X
Vomir
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All the ratchet mexican sluts will be playing Drake and nigger shit to their soon to be degenerate offspring
Calm down
this is the typa shit that makes me hate white people
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Sleep well my child.
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Bach's fugue stuff, starting from the simpler stuff into Art Of Fugue itself. Also maybe fit Goldberg Variations in there.
John Coltrane's stuff, starting from earlier stuff into the more crazy late career stuff.
A lot of metal, starting from easier stuff like Judas Priest then segueing into increasingly more harsh, heavy, and intense stuff.
A lot of electronic stuff as well starting from easily digestible Eno/Tangerine Dream, into more dance based forms, into more breaks based stuff, then some Stockhausen/Xenakis style stuff, then straight into modern Autechre/Aaron Dilloway/Prurient.
If I get time for it, maybe some American folk (Blind Willie Johnson, Elizabeth Cotten, Johny Fahey) and some Hindustani Classical (Shankar, all the Khans, etc.)
My child will be born a true patrician who will have an understanding of melody/harmony, rhythms, texture, visceral music, and abstractions in music.
I'd tell the chick that it's classical, but really it would be the highest pitch beep I could find so as to cause brain damage to the little shit thus allowing me to escape a lifetime of servitude to a cunt (woman)
What, technological advancement? Sorry if civilization is too much too you negro
Some Bull of Heaven classics, baby will be born 40 years old
Moby's album Play
on repeat
MY WAR
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
YOU SAY
THAT YOU WERE MY FRIEND
BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
the one where they mic'd the insides of a bunch of vaginas?
A toddler can't handle the brain damage Swans and Death Grips does to one
Hahahaha
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you just KNOW it's marketed for dumb white suburb moms (who used to to be cute & hip in their late teens)
I would have chosen TBK
mother
Why did I laugh at this
Nice job missing the joke
I did. Just pointing an alternative.
I WANT IT I NEED IT
2pac so it comes out as a real one
You'll end up with Viper instead.
LOL!!! holy shit this thread is funny
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Merzbow
Mambo No. 5 on repeat
Goodbye Horses
kek
holy shit, why are you so mad?
Well, you certainly have brain damage. I wouldn't blame the music though.
my child will be no pleb
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what happened last night user? you can tell us.
Is society really so sexually repressed that we need to market vibrators as speakers for fetuses who can't hear or understand jack shit?
Holy fucking shit I'm listening to this as I type this. We fags are really obsessed with this masterpiece of an album.
jealous much?
mexicans listen to mexican music but you wouldn't know that without leaving your basement
They love Drake too though, you would know that if you weren't stereotyping
A mix of Brokencyde and The Gerogegigege
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I'll be real
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Death In June, Burzum, Boyd Rice, Kino, and, just out of shits and giggles, the Butthole Surfers.
Hüsker Dü - The Baby Song
this is some real clown world shit
lmao all the butthurt replies to this post
proof this board has basically been colonized by redditumblr
probably this
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIILLLLLLL EAAAAT YOUUUUUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL
>tfw yr a chick but u still want baby to come to daddy
H E A V Y
E
A
V
Y
See for Swans' heaviest album
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Who else /stern/ here?
Natural Selection gained a new friend.
Why are women so degenerate?
(((Why do you think?)))
BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO
i would instill jazz music in my child
I think you just invented a new type of abortion.
Crazy frog
woah man, take it easy
Stupid gimmick, a few cm of skin and flesh aren't enough to eliminate all ambient noise so you might as well just put your woman next to a speaker and play music over that.
And OP, I am disappoint that you didn't phrase your question like "what would you play for your wife's unborn child".
we cant even let the little faggots be borne before we corrupt them now.
>obviously nwa
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Please, please go some where else.
Yep, I knew I recognized that smell. Bullshit.
Something from Aborted or Dying Fetus
kek
i hope this somehow kills off all the retards that use it.
Weird Al's entire discography
That way they will grow up thinking everyone ripped him off
I Luv Abortion - Xiu Xiu
Haha
true
This. All Fucking day.
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What's the point in playing music to a clump of cells?
Nah play Slip it In
I'm playing Wriggle like an eel
Dying foetus
You're a clump of cells yourself. So why are you listening to music?
Death in June
Lol you know it. I never knew this growing up in a white area, but spics are bigger wiggers than whites could ever hope to be.
I'm fairly certain studies show that early listening of slower music with longer melodies contributes to a wider appreciation of music, while faster and shorter rhythms lead to a stronger but more narrow appreciation of music.
I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM