Ask a man in a sexual relationship with a female dog anything

Ask a man in a sexual relationship with a female dog anything.

When do you plan to kill yourself?

How do you keep her from getting infections? Does the vet ask you why shes not spayed?

Lastly, how did you get her?

How can we convince you to kill yourself sooner?

I clean my dick before sex. Dog's vaginas are very clean. I told the vet I don't see the point of getting her fixed and got no bad comments back. I got her from a breeder online.

Is she a bitch?

Why havent you posted any pics of her in the thread? Preferably with your dick buried inside her

I'll get banned.

Come on, we wanna see your laughable sized penis.

Then post your fucking kik or something nigger. Need pics

how does she act around you

Does it get jealous when you bring an actual human female around?

mods are asleep duing european time (all 'muricans). also, this is Sup Forums, was there any rule against zoophilia?

No pic with timestamp, so hard to believe bro

Let's get that Kik

How do you cope with living with aids

It's bait lel don't trust him user

Very loving and normal.
Kek like women are ever around me,but no she acts normal.
30 day ban for zoophilia and even animal genitals.

have you considerd moving on too cats?

What kind of leash are you on?

No way to small. I would like a horse though.

>relationship

what brand dog food do you buy?

isn't your first pic animal genitals??????

what breed? do you take good care of her? does she interact with other dogs?

Fucking degenerate, kill yourself.

how did it start?

How big is the dog? Can you get all the way in? Do you use lube? Does the dog enjoy it?

Everyone in this thread thinking this is real is a fucking moron.

I would also like to know this...

For a friend

She's a mutt and is 120 lbs. I use a little lube. She does enjoy it and usually pants hard and love licking my dick afterwards.

Is it tight? What would you do if you injured her internally? Tell people she got gang raped by a pack of wild Akitas or something?

She's pretty tight. I don't rail her like a nigger I take it slow.

Have you ever tried anal? And how did it go?

Do you have to wait till she's in season or is it anytime? Does she actively want it and give you signs?

>this

No too dirty for me.
She's dtf all the time.

Do you do it doggy style? Or different positions?

Do you cumming inside her pussy?

Does she like it ruff?

relevant

Is your name "Luke"
Pic related is a Broney I went to school with

do her pussy stank
do she smell like a bitch

On her back and doogy style.
Sometimes usually outside.
Those guys look like beta autists.

Did you just do it one day or what?

Would you recommend it?

No i've been attracted to animals for over a decade.

No I mean to this specific one... Did you just fuck her one day?

doogy style

How often do you fuck?

>relationship
>got her from a breeder
>she's a mutt

then why do I see so many horse fucking threads?

do you plan on getting help?

Is she a bitch?

Why don't you cum in her puss all the time?

Yes dog pussy is nice.
No I was attracted to her when I got her.

A couple times a week.

Is there any training required for her to submit to you? How did you get to control her?

woof, woof woof, grrrr, woof?

reply nigger

this
was the dog already trained to take dick? did you get bitten or scratched up alot?

What do you feed her? Since she's kinda your girlfriend or someshit.

>I'll track you and kill you the fuck down if your answer is pellets or dog food

PROVE THAT YOU HUG THE HUSKY LIKE THE OTHER FAGGOT FROM 7 YEARS AGO.

No I just fingered her a bit and rubbed her. Got her used to a couple fingers then fucked her.

so, dogs are so fucking stupid they'll submit to anything the dominates them, even if it's incompatible for successful mating?

Usually dog food mixed with rice and some sort of meat.

Yeah honestly they don't really care much about sex.

pics
not to prove anything i just want pics of you fucking your dog

This guy's got something here. She's a cheap date, fucks when he wants, tight pussy, won't get pregnant, won't give him an sti, won't ask for money, won't talk all over the game on TV, won't nag him about household chores. If she gets bored just throw a stick! If he smears his ass with peanut butter he gets rimmed...I don't see much of a downside lol

dogs have no fucking idea what makes successful mating

I can safely say this is fake. Especially for a big, untrained dog, it's impossible to actually fuck one (too hyper at least)

KEK

the satan trips have spoken

it'll give him....canine aids!!!

it seems James Bond has, as well

Why won't you do the rest of normal functioning humanity and animality a favor and kill yourself right now? Just do it. Don't think about it. Just do it right now. Please?

>inb4 edgy etc.

Beta autists. Isn't that what you are OP?

What breed?

Check tho trips, now op can't say No )

This bait aint even gud bruh

Yea maybe if OP was actually fucking his dog.

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>dog food
You fucking piece of shit. Bet you are American, hope you burn and rot in hell fucking degenerate.

Dogs are living and sentient beings.

Please don't be one of the mentally ill faggots who think that the animals can actually love you the same way a human can and treat sex and relationships the same way a human does.

Only downside is she chews on shit around the house and digs up the yard.

-Where have all good men gone?
-Der er shagging damn dogz.

OP here this nigga has a point.
I'm not a hyper autist I don't act like my dogs a human. I just think she's sexy.

I've known of women who have pissed on there ex boyfriend's clothes. Plus modern women are fat and won't clean for shit.

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Ever eat cereal?

Mostly corn and a basic nutrient slurry rolled into pellets and flavored to be tasty to whatever is eating it.

For humans this is breakfast cereal for dogs it's dry dog food.

How the fuck do you get caught for this, did they tell everyone they lost their virginity to the dog or what?

underrated

Oh I'm not saying human women are better, only that there are some minor downsides to dog ownership. Basically if you don't want kids and can get mental stimulation from some other source then a dog is definitely the way to go for the desires of the flesh.

I like dogs more then people. People piss me off dogs are cute.

Exactly the point stupid fuck. You can't survive on corn flakes alone.

Now let's turn the table, imagine being you. Jailed in some of the most odd places with a simple matt for sleeping, dirty bowls of water and corn flakes every fucking day for every fucking meal.

How would you feel?

I can give in that they might not feel some emotions the way we do, but as far as anyone with a little empathy would care, we treat animals pretty badly... hell we even treat each other with hatred.

Gee whiz Einstein, it's almost like you're saying humans are selfish assholes.

Do u actually expect this inbred to give one fuck

ru fucking kidding me?

>those guys look like beta autists
>fuck your dog
M8...