ITT: Post things you're sad you'll never be able to do.
I'll never get to shoot sperm out of my dick.
I cut my dick head when I was young with my pants zipper and now my dick hole is bigger than normal so when I cum it just oozes out.
ITT: Post things you're sad you'll never be able to do
Cameron Perez
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Jayden Martinez
Pics?
Hunter Russell
yeah, we're going to need to see your gaping jap's eye here OP
Christopher Myers
>fall down bicycling
>infertile
well that went well.not like i really wanted a kid or anything.
James James
Post your gaping dickhole already, OP. We want to see that shit.
Cameron Campbell
ill never move out of my room
song related
>youtube.com
Nolan Howard
...
William Walker
This. You can't just say that shit and not delivar.
William Brooks
Why don't you just get it fixed? Just sew it part of the way up.
Sebastian Bennett
OP here.
Pic on its way
Brayden Johnson
Have sex
Tyler Brooks
Hurry
Colton Kelly
OP here, it got caught in the zipper pretty badly
Jordan Lee
So fucking pathetically disgusting.
Jose Cruz
Wow you lost the balls too?
Ryder Nguyen
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Jeremiah Hall
Fuck this im out
Jackson Evans
Here you can see the zipper marks
Oliver Lewis
can't you just sew the cut back up?
Carson Mitchell
Holy shit
Post a video of cum coming out of that thing or no balls
Michael Young
Hold it open and post pic
Jackson Ortiz
I'd rather not put anything else into/onto my dick
Justin Thompson
I hate relationships, and I will never find true love, and most likely will die alone.
Dylan Morris
OP, what does it look like when you cum?
Chase Watson
Have a doctor do it
Andrew Nguyen
give birth to a baby.
Aiden Torres
I will never be able to masturbate with two hands, dick to small
never have pride in a big dick ;-;
Leo Hill
>So fucking pathetically disgusting.
Sup Forums in five words right there
Gabriel Jenkins
haha, look at your fucking stupid fingers
Austin Roberts
best insult of 2016 gentlemen
Caleb Bell
>five
Noah Clark
That's harsh