>walk into bathroom
>see this
Wat do???
Walk into bathroom
bowl of eggs
Fuck
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Do a360 and walk away
take her shoes off throw them over and hopefully get her in an eye or something
Find another stall. I need to take a shit but I'm a bit shy of doing it with people around.
Make sure they're alive if they are call 911 to get help if not.... fuck they can't say no if they're dead
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take her shoes off and came in her feets
put her shoes back on after
At first I'd laugh and leave, thinking it's a passed out dude in high heels.
I probably wouldn't stop to think if it was a girl. Assuming I did realize it was a chick, I'd probably get over there, try to help her.
I realize how sexist this sounds.
Check and see if she has any money or valuables.
Make sure that she's surprise pregnant when she wakes up.
>press x
>sort it out later
Ugh had to deal with this on Saturday night.
Drunk girls are the worst.
Drag the fuck outta her
>take off shoes
>piss in them
>take shit on each feet
>leave shoes beside her
>leave bathroom satisfied
>don't forget to close the door
>respect her privacy
take off her shoes
shit in the both of them
put them back on her lightly
when she stands up she'll step in my poo
More pics ?
>call 911
>asses the situation
>aid the operator
>monitor until paramedics arrive
>go back to drinking
blast her with piss
take a piss and then leave
>the wicked witch of the west
old school
> asses
YOU AGAIN?
A classic...
Poop on the shoes.
Better click my heels, cus I sure ain't in Kansas no more.
The first part isn't sexist, it's just being stupid
Honestly? I'd check to see if she wasn't dead, if she seems just passed out I'd cop a good feel, maybe take some pictures, then try to wake her up or get her out so some other person doesn't come in and do something worse to her.
This is the correct answer
Moar / sauce?
Take off shoes. take pics of feet. Smell shoes. Whack off at home.
Kek I had the same idea. I like you, user. :3
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Fuck her if she's hot then gag her and tie her up bent over the toilet doggystyle as a public cumdumpster. She had it coming especially with the wau shes dressed in that pic. Fucking slut
nigger
A 360 is 2 turns, go polish your wall hanger fedo
Contact the authorities... after finger banging to check for a pulse
moar pics
Take her boots off and then put them on the wrong feet.
do a 360 and find the mens restroom
I'd check if shes alive.
>if shes alive get her up and fuck her against the wall, probably take her home and give her some eggs
>if dead fuck till she gets cold
Steal shoes...