Who is the best Star Trek grill and why is it Hoshi?

Who is the best Star Trek grill and why is it Hoshi?

You must have a translation error because that's now how you spell Ezri

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A top contender, to be sure.

Straight trash

Dem nips

Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?

i've never seen a thread start off worse than this

Go away, slugbelly.

WE

SEEK

PEACEFUL

COEXISTENCE

*glug*

Is Dax the canon sluttiest grill in Star Trek?

>canon
So we're not counting the comics then?

Pardon me?

>it's an IDW episode

Would

[Phew]

As long as we can all agree Keiko is the worst grill.

If we're talking Enterprise. T'Pol does it for me. She looks like she got engineered by the Vulcans purely for sexual needs.

She's hot, but she's such a whiny bitch in every episode. Like, Vulcans are already bitchy, but jesus

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Did they bang in that episode? I forget

At least she had ditched the "sleeze-star" lifestyle by the time the show aired..OH WAIT

>Jeri Ryan (Ortolan), Nana Visitor (Kitchen Witches), Cirroc Lofton (Cafe Cirroc) and Hana Hatae (Sushi Ko) will never open a restaurant together
Why eat?

What's wrong with her nose?

You know the answer.

>grill
Also, she was a decent enough wife, especially for potato mcflafferty AKA O'Brrrien.

its too qt

For all the horseshit Miles had to deal with over the course of the series, he could've been blown daily by every grill on the station and it wouldn't have been enough.

> tfw nana visitor is in total GMILF mode now

Hnng

This woman is almost 60

Don't need to worry about sneaking one by the goalie.

Who said I would mind? :^)

>tfw you will never fuck a ds9 milf
why live

Vash is the only choice.

> Dax will never be your mom

Hold me bros

BIG and WHITE and full of PRIVILEGE

Oooho-hooo How DELIGHTFUL!

This is a very under the radar but HIGHLY PATRICIAN choice, my friend.

Vash is premo materiale

>tfw no dax wife
theyre both divorced too

Can we just have a MILF-only reboot of DS9?

KLING'D