Sup virgins

Sup virgins,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

How does it feel to know that youve got 1000 different cases of STIs?

your mom doesnt count as a different woman everytime even if she does play dress-up for her autistic son

>thinks that when you have sex you instantly get diseased.

Confirmed virgin.

Thanks for the top tip.

Now stop having sex with your mom.

Dont care

Since they were white trash that were easy fucks, since you look like white trash yourself.

Sage goes in all fields for shitposts

u mad, virgin?

I've fucked over 3000 different girls. So when you have something to brag about.....

Having sex and fucking over a woman is two different things, virgin.

My god you look like a steriotypical trailer trash cracker. Make yourself useful by eliminating your genepool.

By the looks of your age, plus the nature of Women these days, that's not a fucking lot. Especially if you live somewhere densely populated.
Get the fuck out Averagefag.

Trailer trash is still higher tier than you being a Autistic neckbeard virign.

You jelly Im getting the pussy, burger boy?

Get the fuck out, virgin fag.

>maybe if I defend trailer trash online, he'll let me fuck some of his leftover women he fucked

I'm not even sure whos more of a faggot. You or the Trailer trash RP faggot op. End yourself.

I feel indifferent.

You mad because you know Im gonna force you to lick your moms shit of my cock in the morning?

Be prepared, because Im coming over tonight.

Yep, I'm a registered Virgin. Uh huh... Have you not fucking seen this generation?

I don't believe you Wilt Chamberlain

Holy fucking shit youre a special kind of retarded. Why havent you killed yourself yet?

Simply "Eh."

Fuck up permavirgin, you don't even have the right to speak to me until you've gone above 10,000.

2017 and still a virgin.

What a loser lol

1000 x 0 is still 0 faggot

Go neck yourself you obese, acne riddled, pin dicked goat fucker.

10 000 guys?

Your ass must be the size of a dinner plate.

Johnny Drama looking dolt ain't getting any pussy.

>I don't care honkey. Get your cracka-ass outta here!

FAGGOT OP LITERALLY HAS ONE GAUGE

u jelly?

Oh yeah, can't wait until I can fuck up just one of my ears

I knew you were jelly, virgin fag.

>Look at OPs picture

>Focus on painting in background

>Realize OP is posting from mommy/grandma's computer room

>Know OP is lying

>Know OP ain't had pussy since pussy had him

>Know for certain OP is a FAG

Bitch the girls I fuck aren't trailer scum

its all about quality not quantity bro. I was fucking the cheerleaders while you were fucking the color guard. The kind of slags you can roofie wouldnt deserve my pristine rod on their best day.

But the guys are.

Your face looks like a little kid got a hold of a couple of nails and his dad's hammer.

Pretty much the same as before I knew you've had sex with over 1000 women.

'Please take a seat'

that is the gay ear

You got me there man, shit now my secrets out

I better go fuck op

Hilarious, knowing that most of them probably looked like this.

ive had sex with literally over 100 billion different women

all under the age of 1

get on my level faggots

Your face looks like the genetics from a gangbang of blind homeless hobos who inseminated and lucky dipped your mom to create you.

But thats from a personal pic you took yourself,

>granny fucker.

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime?

No matter what she told you, she's STILL your sister and counts as the same person- EVEN IF she wears different masks... :P

did somebody say shitpost?

dam dawg enjoy your AIDS

1. you haven't and if you have it's irrelevant
2. making it 1000 means that you've fucked things a goat wouldn't
3. you look like a bad ford commercial or else something a goat wouldn't fuck

It feels better to just go to sleep and not bother with any exploit that damages and level of your personal character. So that you know you're better than that.

Again, thanks for the top tip.

Now stop fucking your sister. (unless shes hot)

dam dawg enjoy your
VIRGINITY

...

Saddest part of all this is the ugly dude in the pics obviously isn't OP.

So this guy he chose is what OP thinks is handsome & could bed a thousand women.

OP is a shitdick.

I have a genetically unrelated uncle that barely graduated high school. I was so stupid as a kid that I asked my grandfather "so you're a doctor of making philosophy?"

I was kind of right, but he explained to my how he studied diseases and ticks all over the congo, france, everywhere; and why it was very important that he did.

I studied his papers in detail and say that he was also as good as any virologist living today. It was bizarre how well he researched it. I was floored, and humbled as somebody researching his subject,

I never questioned his work on entomology again. I wanted to even taste the work he had done.

what?

You can have them for all I care. Have fun, I guess.

Tick borne diseases are really bad. You guys should really check yourselves after walking in tall grass or anything, and make sure to mention it to your doctor if you get sick.

Good considering you'll have at least one child by now

1000x0=0

Waifus don't count

>1000 women
You realize they don't count as women if they have a penis, right?

I take it you found out the hard way?

I feel exactly like I did before your post

you really want HIV

1000 sluts + shared needles, you are really something, I'm so jealous

Slut.