>Be me
>Be 17
>Going shopping
>Meet hot girl
>She's really attached to me and we go home
>Alpha as fuck
>Whip out my dick and she gets turned on
>Middle of fucking I get stuck in her
>Try going in shower to get unstuck
>Gets electrocuted to death
>Mfw she was a toaster
Be me
Samuel Morales
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Jack Turner
LOL WAT
Colton Campbell
KYS OP
Austin Perry
Lmaoo
James Bailey
pls die
Michael Sanchez
>be OP
>Be Phaggot
>Post thread
>Gets shit on
>Kills self
Jaxon Hughes
Should've been longer, you know, really lead up to that greentextual ending that everybody knows is coming but doesn't want to admit that it's coming because they want to laugh because it's the only thing that they find laughable anymore because life fucks you with a broomstick.
Isaiah Lee
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Kevin Lee
SPIDERMAN THREAD
Evan Rodriguez
...
Owen Price
LETS DO THIS Sup Forumsros
Aaron Morgan
TEAR DOWN THE THREAD
Adrian Hill
AWOOOOOOOOOO
Gabriel Parker
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Elijah Nelson
...
Luke Thomas
LETS DO IT
Nolan James
...
Austin Miller
fuck you op
Samuel Collins
FUCK THIS THREAD IM OUT!
Jayden Lee
Did you at least get to butter her toast?
Luke Rogers
OP here the toast was certainly buttered
Wyatt Campbell
Bump
Michael Diaz
lets try to bumb this thread back to life
Adam Williams
oyoyoyoyoyy
Sebastian Adams
Bbummpp
Brandon Cooper
loooooooooooooooooooll
Anthony Torres
Bumpbois™
Owen Hill
Logan Long
Wot