Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Alice2 claimed.

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*Answers door*

Every day we move further from Gods light

still here

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^

Then why are you so upset?
Never mind.
Why does everyone keep claiming her?

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カラミチーマス

I claimed Alice2 first

All others are simply P O S E R S.

I mind

-It's just the pizza delivery man with the pizza box-
-be sure to pay him-

*Pays the pizza man*

Tarot Reimu is so much better.
It's just that being called "silly" hurt my feelings.

inb4childpornography

You called me "silly" first

How so

-don't forget the tip-

*We don't tip the pizza man in England. Or at least i don't*

Oh, sorry.
Well for starters she actually responds when you say "hi".

-heresy-
-fuck this, i'm out-

Reid is fair game, claiming her as my own.

It's fine

*Bye?*

Hanako claimed

Alice2 is only human.
She cannot reply to every single person who talks to her.
It's also human nature to be selective with who we talk to.
If you aren't in dire need of anything, she nas no need to spend time on you.

you would cheat on me

I'm going now so if you reply i won't reply back

Why is everyone here so autistic?

Nah baby never.

Really you do need to go to bed though. plenty of time for this and chess later

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Drool giving scissor panty claimed

Goddamnit i forgot to attach image fuck

Yeah you're right. It's time to go to sleep.
G'night Tomo.
Goodnight everyone.

night

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What love live is this.

What?
Alice2.

Cool love live friend.

Because we enjoy repetition.

Noicetsu
R-really?
. . .
that's my waifu, young lady
Reimu talks to everyone, though. Just saying.
See ya later!
Just bored and playful not really autistic. Autistic people can't type on keyboards.

>Autistic people can't type on keyboards.
You have misconceptions. Am literal autist, have 116 wpm.

I haven't slept much lately, bye.

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Whoa!
Pleasant dreams.
Why does Shiro wear oven mitts?

Why is sleep so awful

Because we have nightmares

Well its been a while... Miia claimed!

worst girl

To cover up scars. Pic related.

How did she get those scars?

because you ate food 2hrs before bed

Parts of her body falling off.

Why are parts of her body falling off?

A side effect of experimentation.

any sign of second season?

Why was she being experimented on?

They experimented on her to do immune system stuff.

Sounds like fun. Well, goodnight, Shiro ^^

Not too fun for her.
Sleep nicely.

Why am I here?

Squid?

What will we do with a useless failure,
What will we do with a useless failure,
What will we do with a useless failure,
Early in the morning.

Because you missed us.

Maybe...

Makoto?

That may be true

Ayyyy what's good muh nigga? Stayin out of trouble?

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>No oversexualised content

do you know where you are retard?

Hanako claimed
Ika?

:(

:o

>Sup Forums
>porn board
Newfag cancer detected

Was just scanning though Sup Forums to see this smug fuck
Piss off

Ayy what up. I'm just here. Awake at 4am. Got school in 4 hours. Still working the late night?

Its me medium-rare. How are ya?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WlO_xeeS2E

>never said this was a porn board

You're the newfag who cant read

You implied it, newfag.
>d00d d0 u no were we r its /b so pr0n is m4ndat0ry s1nc3 /b is pr0n b0r3d

You know it. Homeless people are still cunts, and fighting the urge to sleep has really been taking its toll on me. Also got some insurance and law trouble I might have to worry about as well. But otherwise it's been life as normal.
Oh, also, a pipe rotted off my exhaust system today on the way to work. We straight pipe soon boi! SPIT THEM FLAMES OUT THE BACK!

Kek. Same old same old. Why you always got to have car problems? Can't you just take a day off from it?

i didnt imply it, youre making stupid assumptions, autist. The fact that the thread already has multiple "oversexualized images" is prove of what i actually implied

Sup Forums isnt a Trump board, but go over there and tell them "no Trump images pls".

I wish. As much as I love this thing to death, it's been doing me a good one lately. But I've been wanting to straight pipe it for a while anyways, so this is finally just giving me a reason to do just that. The problem is, I gotta find a place to get a pipe for cheap.

You know what they say, being cheap isn't cheap. And finding a quality one for cheap is rare. More rare than Well Done up above. I mean, even I would ground and pound that meat.

>Well done
>Ever
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But nah, it doesn't have to be super good, just has to be the right diameter, and be able to line up. All it is, is a straight pipe after all!

>Switching to phone, ill be back in 10.

Owo

So then the scrapyard is your first place to check isn't it?

So what happened to everyone? I mean I know it's 5am and all but like, in general.

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I have nothing to say or contribute and nothing original to use to shitpost.

>2016
>Rei still trash tier waifu

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Good morning
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You don't need to contriboot just say random shit I don't care.

Now people show up

random shit I don't care.

Now people show up

Nah, most of them will have normal cat pipes. The one I want is a straight cat delete. Unless the ones there are modified with one...ya.

Uhhh, some just stick to discord, others have left. Plus, 5 AM. The day crew starts showing up around an hour or so from now.

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How have you been Yui

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Is a scrapyard. Got to have something

Well then they all migrated?

Well, I just woke from a decent sleep.
How about you?

Nah. Remember, this still does have to match the car. And these cars are not nearly as prevalent as they used to be. It would probably be better to buy a brand new pipe than risk it like that.

Kinda? More like fractured. It's kinda dumb. But some of us still post here, and some here are still thread only. Besides, how can I post muh waifu if I stick to discord?

That's true. Yeah I'd just get a new pipe.

>saw discord right now
Kek. I mean, you don't got to prove to us that she your Waifu or not. Just got to prove to yourself.
>Ika

I also just woke up
I was feeling pretty bad yesterday but not off to a bad start today