Kirkby has just absorbed you!

Kirkby has just absorbed you!

What power does he get?

The ability to have no gf

The power of being a faggot

Big dick. And depression.

crippling osteoporosis

debt

Fingers so he can type and post on Sup Forums all day

Kirby is now an anxious depressed cunt

Masturbation addiction

explosive diarrhea

kirby can now steal tvs

First post, best post

You mean disability?

Crippling mediocirty

autism

Kirby is now a pedophile

Constant craving for drugs and depression

A loss in self-esteem

shitposting

Super retard strength.

The ability to finger little girls.

Are all of you who are posting really that sad?

Yes.

This

Alcoholism, manic depression and self loathing

Massive motivational issues...

crippling social anxiety.

alternatively, alcoholism.

Pain

Yes

A fantastic beard, the ability to projectile launch my huge penis at speeds at 50mph...
Deadlift 100kg, Superior tolerance of alcohol that would make the most ruskiest of Russians feel like a teenage girls first alcopop...
And gout

He gains fat black guy powers.

The power of procrastination

Shitty programming skills and diabetes

Yup

a young innocent boy

Crippling anxiety!

The unique ability to fail, to lose and to age without achieving anything.

Sounds like my life

The inability to find shoes in his size.

I have to go to sporting good stores to find shoes and even then I tell them 15 wide and they look at me like I've told them to give me all the money in the register

Yeah, I lied. It's not that unique.

Diabetes

Prove it.

Without me, there is no humanity to keep all the hatred and evil inside at bay.

Upon absorbing me Kirby will obtain the purest of all that is dark and be known as Kid Buu