Kirkby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
Kirkby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
The ability to have no gf
The power of being a faggot
Big dick. And depression.
crippling osteoporosis
debt
Fingers so he can type and post on Sup Forums all day
Kirby is now an anxious depressed cunt
Masturbation addiction
explosive diarrhea
kirby can now steal tvs
First post, best post
You mean disability?
Crippling mediocirty
autism
Kirby is now a pedophile
Constant craving for drugs and depression
A loss in self-esteem
shitposting
Super retard strength.
The ability to finger little girls.
Are all of you who are posting really that sad?
Yes.
This
Alcoholism, manic depression and self loathing
Massive motivational issues...
crippling social anxiety.
alternatively, alcoholism.
Pain
Yes
A fantastic beard, the ability to projectile launch my huge penis at speeds at 50mph...
Deadlift 100kg, Superior tolerance of alcohol that would make the most ruskiest of Russians feel like a teenage girls first alcopop...
And gout
He gains fat black guy powers.
The power of procrastination
Shitty programming skills and diabetes
Yup
a young innocent boy
Crippling anxiety!
The unique ability to fail, to lose and to age without achieving anything.
Sounds like my life
The inability to find shoes in his size.
I have to go to sporting good stores to find shoes and even then I tell them 15 wide and they look at me like I've told them to give me all the money in the register
Yeah, I lied. It's not that unique.
Diabetes
Prove it.
Without me, there is no humanity to keep all the hatred and evil inside at bay.
Upon absorbing me Kirby will obtain the purest of all that is dark and be known as Kid Buu